Chemistry of a Car Crash. [ 5 - More Space Pirates! Protect your virginity! ]

Created by saralara on Tuesday, November 11, 2008

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Odd thing........
I actually fell asleep that night; I mean, I thanked Jesus, because I hadn't slept in he knows how long...(Ido get insomia often, as said.)But the thing was, I woke up in clothes.
And I mean with a shirt and pants...I even had a new jacket on. It was cool, but scared the damned daylights out of me at first. I woke up in the little cave Gohan and I had found; he was still asleep, and I felt warmer than usual, so I looked at myself, adn thatw as when I saw the clothes. Along with the new jacket. I stripped my jacket off at once. The back of it had some orange kanji I couldn't read, but my sleeve too had kanji, and these I could read. They said 'SARA'.
In my rushed excitement, I yanked my top off to see the back of it.
To my imense surprise, I wasn't wearing a bra.
I get fully clothed by somebody, but the bra is forgotten? Pervert....
The back of my top had the same symbol as my jacket, and I quickly pulled my top back on. The last thing I wanted Gohan to wake up to, was me shirtless. My pants were just black, just as my shirt and jacket were, I had orange underwear (which was ever so slightly odd.) and I had no shoes.
I don't like shoes anyways.
I thought and thought about my clothing.....and then writhed on the floor. Piccolo had clothed me!
I continued to roll and roll, until Gohan woke up. "Huhuh....oh...Good Morning Sara-san....where'd you get he clothes?" "An elf." I replied, stifling my laughter. "A kind, magical elf who gives clothes to the naked." Gohan gasped, but then deemed his hunger was to great to hear more about this 'elf'. I followed Gohan; I wanted to train, and I needed to train,anyways. I was being to silly, and needed to get serious, and start working on my ki.
This world is makingme kook-ier than normal. It's my lack of rock and metal music, I tell you..... Oh well. Eventually somebody will make me mad and i'll go all serious-o on them.

And then, nine more months passed, and the time to be serious came, alone with the Saiyan.



"The Saiyan....are coming straight for us!!" Piccolo said, as Gohan and I turned in the general direction in which the Saiyan were coming from. Gohan gulped, and I just nodded.
Hell, I thought then. I bet i'm a Saiyan, with this drive to beat people up. I chuckled to myself as I took my jacket off and put it on the ground behind me, I pushed my hair nowbrown rooted, blacktippedhair back as I awaited Vegeta and Nappa to arrive. It wasn't long, and I squealed softly to Gohan "More Space Pirates! Protect your virginity!" Which made him crack a smile before me got in battle positions. Then, Krillin landed right next to me. He looked atGohan, Piccolo, and myself."Hey! It's you again! And Gohan! You've gotten much stronger!" He grinned, ackowledging Gohan and myself.
I nodded, but kept my sights set on the Saiyan. it wasn't to long, when Tien and Chaozu arrived, along with Yamcha. The three looked at Piccolo and myself oddly. Because, for one, Piccolo used to be their enemy. And they had no idea who I was.......
And then the pre-battle conversation started.
"Prepared for us, did you?" Vegeta smirked, folding his arms across his chest.
"What does it look like?" I responded. Nappa glared at me. I glared back, and he stopped glaring. I'd alwasy been told my glare could kill: I remember in seventh grade, when I glared at Anne, and made her cry. I smiled at the memory, and Krillin and Yamcha stared at me like I was crazy. For all I knew, I was.
"How many do we have, Nappa?" Vegeta asked. "Six." Nappa responded to the Saiyans question, taking an object out of his pocket. "Damn..." I muttered as Nappa started planting the Saibamen. Of corse, nobody except for the two Saiyan and msyelf knew what these wee, so everyone else stood in a daze, confused. And then they all sprouted from the ground; ugly and nasty as they were. They all chuckled evily at us.
"Look at that, Nappa, the same number of fighters as the Saibamen. They can fight one on one...for sport!" "THIS IS NOT A GAME!" Piccolo snapped, narrowing his eyes. "And they're are seven of us!" Gohan added, counting the slew of us.
Nappa scoffed. "Do you really expect us to have a girl fight? That would be a waste of the Saibamens time." I fumed. Gohan stepped back, his eyes wide.
Sexist piece of shit!! I thought, suddenly appearing, midair above the saibamen, and smashing two of them into one another. I even heard something crack.
Then, I disappeared again.
"What?! Where'd she go?!" Nappa yelled, looking around. Vegeta bore the same shocked expression, Tien, Chaozu, Krillin, and Yamcha did. Gohan simply laughed. "Haha! Go Sara-san!" He said, clenching his fist together and pumping them into the air.
I smirked, and reappeared, kicking my two victimized saibamen, making them collide with two more saibamen. The saibamen all stood, and looked around hastily. And then, I stopped myself in the center of all of them.
"Hi~♥" I said, waving,as my two assualted saibamen quickly opened up their heads to attack me with their acid while they had the chance. I disappeared on the joint assualt, and two saibamen were killed by their bretheren, accidentally.
"All right!" Krillin said, grinning, as I reappeared by him, I nodded, and smirked to my short ally, then
Iglared at Nappa. "Dare to say that again??" I asked, putting my hands on my hips. Nappa glared right on back. Then Tien stepped forward, breaking out glaring contest, smiling with confidence.
"Alright! My turn!" He said, charging towards the still-stunned saibamen.

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