The Saga of the Magical Land of Carebears: The Chronicles of Gerard Way

One day in the magical land of carebears, Gerard, Frank, Theresa, and Nick were having a picnic. When Fall Out Boy decided to join them. They ate candy canes, pie, ice cream, and they hugged each other all afternoon long. After that Gerard got jealous because Pete wouldn't stop hugging Frank. And Nick and Theresa, being the people they are, watched Pete and Gerard fight over Frank. Andy, Patrick, and Joe automatically take Pete's side and believe Pete should be able to hug Frank whenever he wants. And when everyone in Fall Out Boy were about to attack Gerard, Jared Leto comes to save the day!!! He fly’s in on a black cloud and scares away Fall Out Boy. Over joyed, Gerard runs to Frank and throws his arms around him! Then he turns to Jared and hugs him too. Meanwhile Theresa and Nick have gotten into a popcorn fight and are throwing popcorn at each other. After awhile the five of them sit down and finish their picnic. Afterwards Bert McCracken shows up. He acts all nice until Frank leaves to go put on more eyeliner. Then he starts his attack on Gerard. Jared jumps up and trys to save Gerard, but is over powered by the McCracken. Then Nick flies into action by doing a flying kick at Berts face! But unfortunately is knocked off a cliff!!! Then McCracken throws Gerard in the trunk of his car. After awhile Frank comes back to find Theresa sobbing on the ground. When he tried to find out what happened, Theresa says, "You left and then...and then...and then...and then..he attacked him and he tried to save him but he fell and he fell too and now he’s in the back off his car and....." Theresa continues crying. Amazingly Frank understands what she said and took action! He runs to the trunk of McCrackens car and jumps on it before it leaves (because the rest of the car isn't leaving), and takes out his handy-dandy can opener and cuts a Gerard shaped hole in the trunk. Finally Gerard is free! Then they jump off McCrackens trunk before Bert notices. When the get back Theresa has hyperventilated from sobbing and passed out. Gerard and Frank wake up her up. She continues sobbing after she sees that Gerard is back. Frank and Gerard are confused. Gerard is back and all seems well. Then they realize that Nick is gone and Gerard, being who he is, goes up and gets Nick and brings him back. Gerard comes back with Nick and also with Brendon Urie, Ryan Ross, Jon Walker, and Spencer Smith (AKA Panic! at the Disco). Theresa is so surprised to see Nick alive that she runs over and hugs him. Nearly tripping in the process. And all is happy and good. Then Bert comes back after realizing that there is a Gerard shaped hole in the trunk of his car. He runs down and grabs Gerard before realizing that Frank, Theresa, Nick, and Panic! at the Disco are all standing there. Everybody mobs Bert and tied him up with marshmallow rope. Then at the edge of the very cliff that Nick fell off Panic! at the Disco are holding his hands and Theresa, Nick, Gerard, and Frank are holding his feet getting ready to give him the ole heave-ho. Bert begins to beg for his life, but at the mercy of everyone he gets thrown off the cliff because they are merciless. Now all is happy and well in the land of magical carebears. When the evil mastermind Lyn-z comes and starts throwing cupcakes at everyone! But these are no ordinary cupcakes; these are cupcakes that manipulate your mind! They are the cupcakes of the evil harpy Lyn-z! Bum Bum Bummmmm!!!!Will Gerard be taken over by Lyn-z? Who’s going to be thrown off the cliff next? Will the rest of MCR show up? What ever happened to Fall Out Boy? WILL THERE EVER BE A TRUELY HAPPY ENDING IN THE MAGICAL LAND OF CAREBEARS????? Most of these answers and more in the next chapter of The Saga of the Magical Land of Carebears The Chronicles of Gerard Way.