A Day In The Life Of...Orochimaru

Orochimaru: Kabuto! come here.
Kabuto: Yes, Sur?
Orochimaru: I want you to go get me some items from the super market so make a list.
Kabuto: Okay, I'll-
Sasuke: OROCHIMARU! Why are you just sitting there?! Your suppose to be teaching me your secret technique on how to get stronger fast!! You said you'd tell me 2 weeks ago and you haven't even put in any effort to even trying to show me!!!
Orochimaru: Okay, Kabuto. I would like some eggs, some butter, oh and syrup. but not blueberry. It makes my thighs big.
Sasuke: ...Orochimaru! Tell me your secret on how to get strong fast! The only reason I came here was to become stronger then everyone I know and so I can finally be able to defeat my brother for all the trouble hes caused me!!
Orochimaru:..some chicken, some ham, but no turkey...I never liked turkey.
Kabuto: I like turkey.
Sasuke: -_- Orochimaru!! Get off your lazy ass and teach me!!!
Orochimaru: *sigh* Sasuke, can't you tell your my bitch.
Kabuto: Should I write 'hooker' on the list, sur?
Orochimaru: No, that won't be necessary.
Sasuke: O_o *twich*
Orochimaru: If you really want to know that bad then fine. Its steroids.
Sasuke: O_O ...you mean the reason I came all this way was for a drug?!!
Orochimaru: I know. the truths a bitch.
Sasuke: O_O
Orochimaru: I gave the same thing to your brother. I slipped them into his cereal while he was on his myspace.
Sasuke: O_O
Orochimaru: I think hes mad about that...oh well. Anyways, Kabuto, I also would like it if you-
Sasuke: Orochimaru...I will get my revenge for this someday..SOMEDAY!!!!
*sasuke leaves room*
Orochimaru: *sighs then rolls eyes* This happens every month.
Kabuto: should I write tampons on the list.
Orochimaru: yes. he may need them. oh but this time get the ones with sport level pertection.
fin~