Fullmetal Alchemist Beach Party 2!

"Y-Y-Y-Your bikini top...?" Ed stammered. "Yeah? So?" You asked. "All done!" Izumi stated. You looked back, and the knot was perfect. "Ed! Al! Izumi! Let's play dunk!" You suggested. Izumi's face brightened up. "What's dunk?" Ed asked. "We've never played before," Al informed with his hand waving from Ed to him. "Wanna find out?" you smirked. "Okay..." Ed answered. You grabbed Ed's wrist, Izumi grabbed Al's wrist, and you two brought Ed and Al into the water.

In the water, you picked up Ed bridal style, as well as Izumi with Al. "So... Ed... what's my middle name?" you asked Ed. "You don't have one, do you?" Ed asked. "Yay! You got it right!" you cheered. "Okay... Al... what's my middle name?" Izumi asked Al. "I remember it starts with an M," Al answered. "But what is it?" Izumi chirped. "M... Masao?" Al asked, unsure. "Wow... you got it right! Man, Ed and Al are good!" Izumi cheered. "Ed... what's my mom's name?" you asked. "How the heck should I know?" Ed asked. "Wrong! Dunk!" you cheered. "Du-" was the only thing Ed could say, before you dunked him in the water. You let him out of the water, but Ed has a shocked expression. "And that's what dunk is," you smiled. "Al... what's my favorite color?" Izumi asked. "Blue?" Al guessed. "Nope!" Izumi smiled. She dunked him in the water. "Now it's our turn, right?" Ed asked. You nodded. Ed picked you up bridal style, as well as Al with Izumi. "What day is my birthday?" Ed asked you. "Um... May 25?" you guessed. "Nope," Ed answered. He dunked you, then you bobbed your head up out of the water, your wet hair covering your face. "Izumi... when is my birthday?" Al asked. "POP TARTS!" Izumi screamed. "Uh... no..." Al answered. He dunked her. Izumi bobbed her head up out of the water, her wet hair covering her face, a smile splattered on her face.

"Bonfire time!" You suggested. "It's kind of late for a bonfire... it's midnight," Ed pointed out. "It's never too late for a bonfire!" you screamed, proudly. "Wait... Ed?" you asked. "Yeah?" he asked back. "Is Roy a pervert? Roy Mustang?" you asked. Ed nodded. "DAMN! We've been at the beach for the whole day, and we didn't even check if he was here!" Izumi cried. You started to scavenge the bushes to see if anyone was there. Yup. You found Roy. You pulled him out of the bush, and tied him to a tree {me: omfg where did u get the rope??? i want rope!}, and got a stick. You started to jab Roy with the stick and you screamed at him, "HOW LONG WERE YOU WATCHING US, YOU PERVERT?! WHY ARE YOU HERE?! I DON'T WANT TO KNOW YOUR FILTHY, PERVERTED ANSWERS! DON'T TALK TO ME! SHUT UP I NEVER SAID ANYTHING TO YOU! GO HOME, PERVERT!" Ed, Al, and Izumi all did an anime sweat drop. "For a smart girl... she doesn't really make any sense sometimes..." Ed mumbled to Izumi and Al. They nodded. Roy then transformed to Envy. "OH YOU'VE GOTTA BE SHITTIN' ME!" you yelled. You kicked Envy where the sun don't shine {me: thats what i call u-no-where XD}. Envy bent over, holding... you know where. You brought Envy to the port-a-potty, and locked him in. "Yay! The pervert is exterminated!" you cheered, your fist raised in the air. Ed, Al, and Izumi did another anime sweat drop.

You cuddled with Ed by the bonfire, as well as Izumi with Al. You fell asleep on Ed {me: no, not in the perverted way >.>}, and so did Izumi with Al. Ed picked you up, and Al picked Izumi up. They walked home with you two in their arms.

Hope you liked it! Wasn't that just so romantic? ~<3