[Going Nowhere Slow] (Jimmy Pop) ~Info/Preview~ Piss Take in Action

Name: Autumn Chancey Esperson

Nicknames: ACE (Most common) Aut Aut, and Bautumn.

Age: Starting at age 17(Bam is 19) (jimmy pop is 7 years older)

Past: Her mother died of lupus at the age of 36, she was only 4. Her father was a cop who died when she was 8 in a car crash from a person drivin the wrong way on the free way. At the age of 8, her and her brother moved into the Margeras houshold.

You moved into the Margeras place beacuse you parents were best friends with Phil in collage, and later with April. They asked Phil and Ape to be your godparents, and they said yes. At that time bam was only two years old. He was 10 when you guys moved in.

At the age of 13 she was signed with the Powella Peralta Team the same time Novak Did(I dont know how old he was so lets say 16) And they became best friends. She turnt pro at the age of 15 a year after bam and is signed with Element and Zero Skateboards and sponsers some indipendant stores and companys for skateboarding parts.

She skates many compititions and mostly wins, and entered the X games for the big air male compitition, and came in second after Danny Way at age 16.

By age of 15 she started drinking and then by age 17 she was a full on drunky. And if she doesnt stop drinking so much by the time she turns 18, bam is going to force her to get a tattoo on her lower stomach "Drunken Disgrace" like Novaks "No More Fucking Heroin" tattoo. Shes never had a drug problem, but has done some weed and LSD before, nothing as bad as meth or heroin.

Started High school at age 12 and graduated at age 15, currently attending West Chester University as a sophmore, studying to bedome a doctor, even though she doesnt want to become a doctor.

She can be promiscuous and a flirt though, but only when shes drunk.

Family:

Brother:
Brandon(Brad) Mike Esperson
age 4 years older that ACE
Fun and caring big brother

Sister-in-law:
Dane(Ducky) Malinda Esperson
3 years older than ACE
Married Brandon when he was 20
Girly Fun loving girl
ACE's best female friend

Nephew:
Jake(Jiff) Phil Esperson
currently 2 months old
Poopy little adorable baby that ACE is in love with

Father:
Dillion Dipsee Esperson
Decesed

Mother:
Julia Carina Esperson
Decesed

The Margers, and all her friends she considers her family.

Best Friends:

Bam Margera
Like your big brother, taught you to skateboard at age 8.
*Calls him Bambi

Brandon Novak:
Met him at a Skateboarding Demo, and the Powell team.
*Calls him Novicane

Ryan Dunn:
met him through Bam and became good friends for common interests.
*Calls him Ry Ry

Raab Himself:
Met him in highschool before Bam introduced you two. Had a small crsuh on him which faded when you turnt 14.
*Calls him Rabbit or Raaby

Brandon Dicamillio:
Bam introduced you two, hes like another big brother. You love his sence of humar.
*Calls him Dico

Good Friends:
Rake Yohn
Everyone on Jackass (like her big brothers)
Tim Glomb
Everyone from Powell (Bucky Lasek, Mike V. ect)

Friends:
Alot of other Pro Skaters (Tony Hawk, Rob dyrdek, ect)
Jenn Rivell (Then)
Kimmy K. (Friend from college, her mentour, never told her her last name)

Heros:
Bradnon Novak
Danny Way
Ryan Dunn (Her random Hero)
Johnny Knoxville (she loves his stupid laugh and his seemingly innocent sence of humor)

Now on to the looks!

(Theres ganna be some skin showing, just to show what she looks like, im not lesbian)

Body:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/90/254054475_feba0d1dde.jpg(Age of 17) *Warning: Skin is showing

tattoos:

http://www.soundstream.com/images/EVENT/HIN/SM_WEB_07/Tattoo_Girl.JPG

http://www.theworldsbestever.com/2007/10/25/in-your-dreams.jpg

http://zhippo.com/PhilYoungNoregretsHOSTED/images/gallery/tiger-lily-tattoo-l.jpg

If you dont like tattoos, picture her withought them

Piercings:

http://www.bodyjewelleryshop.com/gallery/data/507/medium/14680SV200728.JPG(Hardley ever wears them)

http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa187/_tormented_soul_/PiercingPinkSoft.jpg
(Wears all the time)

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2008/06/13/health/eye_533.jpg
(Wears all the time)

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1352/1110475576_d401433dd8.jpg?v=0
(Hardley ever wears)

http://www.theaccidentalitleader.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/ear-piercing.jpg
(Never wears more than two peircings at a time, only gauged on left ear)

If you dont like peircing, imagine her withought them.

Clothes:

Most of her clothes are from her sponsers, and Bam maked her wear CKY anf Him shirts.

She loves to wear funny and stupid t-shirts that say things like "Save a rum, bang a drummer" or "Its my duty to please your booty"

Wears loose skinny jeans, and streight legged pants, and sometimes baggy ganster pants. Doesnt wears skirts or shorts, or anything slutty.

A new chapter will be out every week, and at least 6 pages in MS word.

Jimmy Pop wont really roll around till the 5th or 6th chapter, but will be seen in the first few.

~~~Story Start~~~
3rd Person POV

"Why are we doing this again Bam Bam?" Tim Glomb asked his friend as he unziped his pants. They were in a shady corridore to a hotel they were staying it in Trappe, PA.

"ACE snaped my board in half on purpos, so now she deserves a little pay back." Bam awnsered as glomb pulled his wiener out and let his stream fly into the medium bucket. It already had what he had guessed to be the others piss.

"Dude, Bam, are you really ganna do that?" Raab asked from behind the camera that was going to capture all the action.

"Fuck yea! You dont mess with a pros skateboard!" Glomb had finished his performance and started to zip his pants up.

"Who elses piss is in there?" Glomb asked.

"Mine, Bams, rabbs, Dico didnt want to do it, neither did Novak, Mike V's, Jenns-"

"Jenns?" Ryan dunn was cut of by Glomb.

"Yeah, she was all for it," he continued, " and like two more poeple but Bam never said who."

"Isnt she ganna get mad?" Raab seemed worried he was ganna get his ass kicked beacuse he had pissed in the bucket. If ther was one thing ACE wasnt, it wasnt strong. She could kick anyones ass.

"Fuck no, probubly, she never gets really pissed though, but she will get mad and, like, never talk to you, probubly." Bam said as he picked up the bucket, "Damn, this thing is heavy!"

"Thats beacuse theres like two gallons of piss in there dude."

"Fuck you, Ryan." Bam Said and gave Ryan a teasing glare.

"Just sayin'"

"Whatever, lets fuckin' do this shit, its getting dark, and we have to hit her when shes sobber, or she wont care at all. I want her to get mad."

"Thats so mean Bam Bam." Raab said in his 'retarted voice.'

"C'mon bitches, lets go dump some piss on our little Aut Aut." The camera continued to roll as bam and everyone else walked down to the elivator. They all got in, Bam obviously getting annoyed at the times they were taking and how long he had to carry the fucking piss on his shoulder. Whys they get fucking rooms on the 14th floor anyway?

Finally the elivator reached the parking lot, where they knew ACE was talking to some of their friends, and probubly getting drunk.

The elivator doors opened, and they saw them. A group of about 6 poeple. Lucky them, ACE's back was turnt twords them.

They crept silently down the gray walkway, passing a colourful array of cars and trucks. They were now a few feet away from ACE and the others in the group looks at Bam finally noticing he was there, but ACE didnt notice. Bam raised the bucket over her head, ready to piss her off.

~~~Your POV~~~

"Man, its so fucking cold in here." I heard Jess Margera ask as he took a sip of his beer.

"Put on a fucking jacket, dumbcunt." It was cold, but he was stupid not to wear some hevier clothes.

"Whatever man...wha?" i saw him staring at something behind me.

"Whats up, jess?" I questioned as I started to take a sip of my beer. Before he had a chance to awnser, I felt something hard on the back of my head. Before I was able to turn around, I felt a warm liguid splash on my head and pour down my face, getting in my eyes, and my beer.

I jumped around dropping my beer and bending slightly forward, letting the liguid drip down my body and on to the floor.

"What the fuck?! What the fuck is this shit!" I felt the luigid ooze around my lips, know I know what it is.

"Did you just fucking poor piss on me!? Its in my fucking eyes! Who the fuck did that?!" I knew I had to overreact a little, knowing the camera was rolling, I had saw Raab holding it the moment I turnt around, and knew that this was going to on CKY.

"It was all Bam, man" Dunn backed away as I stepped towrads him in anger. I looked at Bam and ran towrds him. I grabbed the rim of his pants before he could run away, and pulled them up as hard as I could. He yelped in pain, but his laughter quikly drowned that out. We were both smiling and laughing.

Finally I let go of his pants, satisfied with how much they were wedged up his ass by now, and he was lying on the floor, crying from his laughter.

"Bam, its in my fucking eyes man! Im ganna get Gonorrhea in my eyes man! I can taste it too, and now I have to burn another good outfit!" I had gone back to my anger, but it had setteled down, and I was just saying stuff I knew poeple would laugh at. And the guys did laugh. I gigled a little, and ran over to raab who was filming.

He ran away with the camera as I treid to whipe the piss on him. Dunn snatched the camera as I jumped on Raabs back, rubbing my hair on his neck and face. He screamed and laughed as the piss dripped on him. "Get the fuck off! No, stop!" He yelled, trying to push me off of him. Instead I just cuddled closer.

"C'mon Rabbit, you know you like it!" He was squirming to get out of my grip, and after a few secons, I let go and stood up, and turnt to Bam. "Yo Bambi, your ganna have to sleep with one eye open for a little while!" I yelled at him. He was already off the flood, his pants pulled back down to his hips.

"You already gave me a fucking supreme wedgie, what the fuck else could you do?!" He back away, still a little scared, O stayed the same.

"You'd be suprized, Bambi, I have my ways man." By the time this had all happened, everyone had already stopped laughin their asses off, nothing but small smiles left on their faces.

"Fuck! Dont kill me, its just piss!"

"I know dumbfuck, we kinda established that already. And im not ganna kill you. Just ganna get you when you least expect it!"

"Dude, its getting fucking cold, lets head in." Dunn said, Raab was already standing, stains of piss on his shirt and his cheek was still a little wet.

"Fine man, I need to take a fucking shower."

"Wow, last time you had shit and piss on you you didnt shower for days!" Glomb yelled as we walked into the elivator, the other 4 poele had already gone back to their homes.

"Yeah, but I was home then, im not ganna ruin this innocent hotel!"

~~~END~~~
Sorry if it was too short! Jimmy pop will be in the next chapter most likley. If im in a good mood it might be out tomarrow.

Please send me a message of what you thinked of it so far! If nobody is reading it, whats the point of writing it?

~Peace
Aki