One shot for Aneko-chan!

Title: Horny Men and Hyper Twits
Rating: K [13 ]
Genre: Romance, Comedy
Pairings: ShikaAneko and YamaKenshin

Disclaimer: I don't own Aneko or Shikamaru! I own Uchiha Kenshin and Fuuka Yamaahita, they are my Naruto OCs/RPCs.

“ANEKO STOP RUNNING IN MY APARTMENT!” A blond girl yelled; her eyes filled with frustration and worry as you ran through the halls, hyper from eating so much chocolate.

“But Yama-wama!” You giggled, swaying slightly as you tripped backwards over the coffee table. “I’m bored!”

“Yama-wama?” The blond girl’s boyfriend asked; laughing smirking at the nickname you gave your friend. The blond girl, known as Yama-wama, or rather, Fuuka Yamashita, slapped her forehead with her hand.

Her glasses reflected the light, hiding her grey-blue eyes from view. Your dark brown hair was sprayed out around you as your emerald green eyes twinkled as you laughed, or rather, giggled hysterically.

Frustrated, Yamashita left the room, getting her house phone to call your boyfriend, Shikamaru to come and wear out your hyperness by taking you to ‘his room’ [wink, wink]. “Kenshin-koi, look after her as I go and get Shika!”

Kenshin’s expression changed from amusement to a scowl; “Hey, don’t leave me with her!”

“Tough toe-nails, Kenshin-koi. I’ll reward you in the bedroom later!” [God I’m such a lech (basically a ‘lech’ is being a pervert without me being old like the Pervy Sage/Ero-Sennin) -.-‘]

Kenshin got a huge smirk on his face, excited at the though of ‘doing’ Yamashita like he had last night. [Hehe, sorry, couldn’t resist.]

“Hey Kenny, I bet I can tight-rope walk over the electric cables!” Kenshin’s expression then turned to horror, what happened to the shy girl?

“AHH!” He ran over to window, seeing you standing on the electrical cables without using chakra, the fall would be about... five stories high. Poor Kenshin almost had a heart attack, and almost fell off the balcony when you swayed and fell.

“AHH, KAGE-BUSHIN NO JUTSU!” Kenshin made a load of replicas of himself and used them as a giant swing to catch you around the waist with his legs, not easy at all.

“Wee, this is fun!” You yelled; your mind still slightly foggy from hyperness.

“What are you two doing?” Kenshin looked down, his clones and you following suit as you all looked down at man who called out to you.

“SHIKA-KUN!” Kenshin let go of you, knowing you were in capable hands. Shika, or rather known as Nara Shikamaru, caught you.

“Oi Shika!” Both, you, Shikamaru and Kenshin jumped and looked up to Yamashita’s apartment window, she sat on the edge. “Go wipe off her hyperness in bed before she hurts herself!”

You snorted; “I won’t hurt myself!”

“Like when you tripped backwards over the coffee table?” She retorted, making you blush.

“Come on you troublesome woman,” Shikamaru drawled, grabbing you by the wrist and dragging you over towards his home.

“Geez you’re horny.” You muttered.

Kenshin watched you and Shikamaru take off, at least until a slim arm wrapped around his chest and one hand brushed over the belt of his trousers [pants, whatever you wanna call them]. A smaller female body pressed against his back, he turned his head to see Yamashita’s head resting against his back, before she lifted her head to look at him, the blush on her face made him smirk.

“I promised you a reward didn’t I?” She murmured, letting him go and walking towards the stairs, swaying her hips as she went.

“Hey, can we do the position we started last night?” The red haired Uchiha man asked, smirking at the mental images.

“Geez, you love me being the dominant one don’t you? Horny Uchiha.”
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