Sooo... Kaiba dragged you out your very own window to areas unknown without you even having your trusty frying pan right? Right??
YES DAMNIT!!! He needs to suffer... and suffer a lot... HEY!! You got a recap by me!! AAA I HATE THOSE DAMN RECAPS!!! so there ha...
Death to the recaps!! AND YOU YOU STOOPID QUIZMAKER!! (Me: Hey, remember I can have you shot!!)
These recaps are getting old, mutt!
I REALLY HATE THESE RECAPS!!! And now back to your noisy program.
Moose bites can be preeti nasti
The stanger, who you can now see is a man, is standing next to you, right outside of the graveyard.
You:Thank you for helping me. What is your name?
His white haired head whips around and his eyes stare into you. He chuckles softly.
Him: Melusine, eh?
You:Are you and that blonde guy in this together?? Tell me your name!!
Him: Ah, you must mean Marik. I am Bakura, glad I could be of service.
As soon as he says this, another figure jumps out of the bushes next to you. It's Marik. He slings you over his shoulder and runs off into -- THE END OF THE QUIZ!!
AHA! Other way my slave! Back to the graveyard!!
DAMN YOU MARIK!!!
What happened to Kaiba huh? Are you just going to leave him lying there all alone in the graveyard?
Ahh... that's better... although I would rather NOT BE OVER HIS SHOULDER LIKE A SACK OF POTATOES!!!
And so the moose got angry at Svelga, and got it's own personal sharpened toothbrush, but the moose didn't have apposable thumbs to hold it with, so it gave up and gave Svelga a really bad bite on the nose...
After some more scratches and sissy fights, Kaiba drags you into a cemetery.
You:What the hell are we doing in a cemetery Kaiba??
Kaiba:We have to talk, now!
You:Why did take me here idiot! You didn't answer my question!
Kaiba:*pins you against rather large tomb* We have some unfinished business.
You: Let go of me you bastard!
Kaiba: You left me, but I still love you, and now I'm going to have my fun!
You:NO! Let go of me! HELP!!
Just before Kaiba could do anything horribly naughty to you, a dark figure jumps from the misty shadows and smacks Kaiba down BITCH!! (sorry). The figure then grabs your arm and you both run from Kaiba. Any thoughts?
I should try this with that blode guy... the one who told me I was Melusine... kinky!
Hey, at least I got to go to the graveyard! It's the perfect place to kill Kaiba!
DAMN!! WHY DID I HAVE TO GET RESCUED!!
Damn! I was gonna kick him in the hOOdIE hOO!!
Well see, Svelga was carving her initials on the moose with the sharpened end of a toothbrush given to her by her fiancee, Svictor...
Kaiba drags you across your yard, and out into the street. You of course are kicking and screaming, I mean jeez, he dragged you out of your house at midnight and you're still in your jammies being dragged across the street! Road rash central! I mean this is worse than a moose bite!!
WHY THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT FAUKING MOOSE BITES?!?!?
I will burn the moose...
What the hell are you talking about mutt?
moose bites?
It can't be worse than a moose bite! I know! my cousin Svelga got bitten by a moose once!
Thats it for this quiz!! Don't forget to rate and message! Also, the next quiz will contain a LEMON!! SAID LEMON WILL BE WITH MARIK!! For all of you who get different results, you can either pretend it's your man, OR you can beg me to write one with you guy. Alright? All settled? Rate and message dahlings!!
Alright!! I HATE YOU FOR ENDINGTHE QUIZ! But you picked my guy so I'm ok for now
And so Svictor broke the engagement
DAMN!
Hey hey hey you've got the one, the only, YAMI MARIK!!! TAKE OVER THE WORLD! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!
Bakura!! You LOVE Bakura!! I'm not kidding man you really like this guy!! You should get married in a graveyard!!
Kaiba is the only guy for you in this quiz... that's for sure. If you are dissapointed with this answer.. I must apologize, for you have a secret love for him and you just can't admit it!!!
You love Marik! Thats a fact... and so you should make lots and lots and lots of babies!! Just kidding, you can start with dating.
You just don't like any of the villains!! Oh well... no use trying to teach pigs to sing...
