..BUT I'M A MALFOY!!!..PART 4..

"The river?" Water's blue! Well...kind of...the water outside the window is slightly shit-colored.

"No." Damn.

"Your shirt?" Frankie's shirt is blue!

'It's fucking pink you color blind freak!'

"No." Fine, it's pink, whatever. I wasn't paying that much attention anyway.

"The thread in the carpet?"

"Yes."

Awesome!!! "Really??"

"No!" What the hell?!

"My eyes?" My eyes are slightly blue...kind of grey...oh well, I made her twitchy.
"I...I don't want to play your stupid "I Spy" game anymore!"

"Fine." My I Spy game is awesome! See, what you do is--

I know how to play I Spy.

God, what crawled up your ass?

'I'm having girl problems...'

...but you're gay...

'Fuck you I am not!!!'

well...my friends are here so you're going to have to go off and over-compensate for your sexuality in a corner somewhere. "Hello Crabbe, Goyle...Pansy..." God Pansy...ew. "Where's Blaise?"

"Hooking up."
"Already?" Blaise is such a whore, I swear.
"Yup, there's a new girl here this year...well, aside from you Frankie." A new girl? I wonder if she's hot...

'You are...an ass.'

"Obviously she's got no common sense when it comes to staying away from boys that hit on girls saying, 'Hey, did it hurt? When you fell from Heaven?'" Did it hurt when...HAHAHA!!!

"She fell for that? Horrible..."

"That's a good one!" It is! I'd use it if I could! Note to all the guys out there: Use that line. If it doesn't work on Frankie, that means it'll work on every other girl in teh world ever.

"Hey guys!!!" How is there any more alchohol in the world? Where does he keep finding this stuff? "This is Gina!!!" Whoa, a living, breathing Barbie!

"So you guys are in, like, Sutherland??" She's obviously not Rocket Scientist Barbie. "Slytherin, baby, Slytherin."

"Right, right, Slytherin??" She's so disproportionate. Her top half's too heavy. It looks like if she leans forward too far she'll just snap in half.

"All of us but Frankie, yeah." But she will be.

'Glad to see you're not controlling her or anything.'

"Then what are you in??"

"I will be in Slytherin, but I'm new this year, so I haven't been sorted yet."See? Even she knows she WILL be in Slytherin. I'm the Slytherin Prince, what do you expect from my wife?

"OMIGAWD! You're a newbie like me, eh??" I wonder where her brain is...

'Would you quit looking at her--'

"Yes, I am. Draco? I'm feeling a bit of motion sickness, walk me around a bit outside?"

'Now you're in trouble. Handle this carefully.'

"Well that was rude Frankie!"

'Why don't you listen to me?'

I like livin' on the edge!!!

"So was staring down the girl's shirt! In front of your wife no less!"

"Girls whose cleavage shows that much are asking for it." It's just THERE! What was I supposed to do??

'Avert your eyes!'

"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!!!" Well...

"You can't believe this glorious specimen of man could possibly exist? I admit, sometimes I'm--"

"SHUTUP!!!!!"

'You planned this didn't you?'

You're the one in my head why dont' you tell me whether or not I planned this? Regardless fo whether or not I did, I'm kissing my wife. Kind of passionately too...and all out in the open...I hope--

"Malfoy!" Mmm? "What kind of example are you setting for the younger years, canoodling in the hallway like this," Well that could only be one person, "you and your trop need to take a cold shower or find someplace private to go on like this!"

Did she just call Frankie a trop?! Frankie is not a trop! She doesn't even like kissing me!!!

'You might want to leave that part out of your confrontation.'

Okay we're breaking apart, now I can cut Granger up!

"WHO THE--"

"FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!" Let me Handle this Frankie. "You can't just go around insulting people whenever you want Granger no matter how badly your little mudblood heart wishes it were so."

'Why are you so mean all the time?'

"Watch it, Malfoy." Yeah. Because I'm scared of a Weasley.

"Don't you have a Golden Boy to suck up to?"

"Don't you...um..."

"What? Are you still talking Weasley?"

"SHUTUP!" My wit amazes even me.

"Enough already! Malfoy, you were supposed to report to the Head's Compartment once you got on the train, or has your Flavor of the Week distracted you too much to remember?" I bet I've got better grades than her.

'That's impossible.'

I'm actually quite bright. "We're on our way, Granger." We really weren't on our way at all...I was going to try to persuade Frankie into an empty compartment.

"Draco? Who are those two?" Frankie asks.
"Weasley and Granger?" she nodded. "Low-class, ring leaders in Potter's fanclub, they're his best friends, Gryffindors too." Goody-two shoes. Prissy... I can't stand them.

"And they don't like you?"

"There's a pretty little understatement," I wonder, if I were hanging off the edge of the Astronomy Tower if they would help me... "They loathe me, and they will you too, just by association."

"Well, that sucks..." She looks sad...

'Well yeah, it'll be a pretty lonely year for her with you constantly around.'

What do you mean?

'I mean that nobody likes you.'

Shutup! I hold the door open for Frankie to get into the Head's Compartment and she blanches. "Somewhere, some place, an angel just got its wings."

"Yeah, well, don't expect it too often." We sat and everyone was staring at Frankie...she is pretty hot.

"Alright, now that Malfoy's decided to grace us with his presence, we can begin!" And now we're all subject to Granger and her theories and how she wants the school run... I warned Granger with my eyes not to bring up the fact that Frankie was there next to me, and she was a good little girl and didn't say anything, but I figured I'd have to explain later.

Yawn, yawn, yawn...fundraising this, Halloween Dance that, more Hogsmeade trips, blah, blah, blah...

"And that's all! Until our next meeting everyone!" Yay! We can leave!!! Too bad we're not at school yet...I'd really just like to be able to skip the Feast and tumble into bed early with Frankie.

"Draco where's the bathroom?" I take Frankie to the bathroom and try to slip in for some of that action I was talking about before.

"No, and I don't know why you'd want to, I'm going to pee." Hello? You and me...closed quarters... She pushed me!!! Into someone!!!

"Watch where you're going, ferret."

I turned around to that challenge. "Ahh Weasley," What is it about his read hair that makes me want to punch him? "Might want to save those brain cells for classes rather than insulting me...that way you may just pass Potions this year!"

"Take that back Malfoy!" Granger screamed, "Ron's just as smart as you are!" HA! HAHAHAHAHA! "Stop laughing!!!"

"Honestly mudblood, could you possibly be more stupid? 'Brightest witch of our age,' my arse! I knew lack of magical blood affected intelligence...but...Weasley...? Why are you looking at me like--...AHHHHH!!!" GET HIM OFF OF ME GET HIM OFF OF ME!!! "FRANKIE HELP!!!"

...
"TAKE IT BACK FERRET!!!" Honestly the ferret thing is getting old. "TAKE BACK WHAT YOU SAID TO HERMIONE!!!"

"What did you do?" I didn't do anything!

'Psh'

No one asked you! "Nothing!"

"I beg to differ--"

"Goddamn it, help me, would you?!" Because there's a Weasley on top of me! A boy Weasley! I mean, the girl would be bad enough, who knows where their family has been, but a boy! Alright now I'm okay. Traumatized, but okay. We should get out of here before--

"Draco, say you're sorry."

...

'HAHAHAHAHA!!!'

"Are you insane?!" What the--I...

"Only when you're around, now do it."
"Mudblo--Granger...I CAN'T FRANKIE!!!"

"You apologize for whatever you said, or you will regret it." Ugh. Apologize...consequences...choices, choices, choices... Damnit! The consequences obviously outweigh the pain of apologizing! Why does she do this to me?!

'Because she's a decent human being?'

Shutup! "Okay, alright! Granger, I'm...sorry." Psyche. "We'll go back to our compartment now, Frankie." No, you know what? The compartment isn't private enough for the things I need to say, so I manuver Frankie to the bathroom. Did I mention I always get what I want? I wanted Frankie in teh bathroom before and now I've got her. Okay, Angry Draco time. "You will never embarass me in public like that again!!!"

"You were embarassing yourself, Draco. You were being stradled by a man and it was probably entirely your fault!" It was not!!!

'Yeah okay.'

Why do you keep thinking someone's asking for your opinion? We're not! And who's at the door?!

"I don't need your help and I don't want you help Frankie so if you could just please--" STOP KNOCKING!!! "OCCUPIED!!!"

"If I could please what Draco?"

"JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!!!" We're trying to have an argument here!!! "WHAT?!?!?" I opened the door to see--oh come on.

...
A snot-nosed, butt-picking, little brat.

"Draco!" What? "He's just a bad, bad man you don't have to worry about him what's the problem?" Who's a--...oh. I am not! Hey what're they whispering about?? Hmm?? He better not be hitting on my woman!

'Your--'

Stay out of it. "Hey!!!" That tiny devil child pushed me! Frankie's leaving! "Where're you going?"

"Back to the compartment, is that alright with you?" I guess... "Draco there are things I don't want to tell you," Like what? "and things I don't want to include you in, you don't have to know everything and I'm not so keen on telling you it all right now anyway so follow me, since you must, and just bear it." WTF?!

"God, one simple question and you go off on me!!!" Bloody annoying!

"Get used to it!!!" Frankie, watch--what's Potty doing?!

'Looks like what you were "doing" to Weasley earlier.'

I wasn't doing anything!

'Then perhaps he's not either.'

He's on my wife! Why hasn't he gotten up yet?! "Oi! Potter! Off her, eh?" Frankie composed herself gracefully right into me, "OW!!! What the--"

"I'm sorry," Why is she saying sorry? "I wasn't watching where I was going, I was--"

"It's alright!" Why is she all twitchy? And why is he smiling? "I'm Harry, hi."

"I know."

I'll kick him in his perfect, smiling mouth and see how he likes that!

'I don't think he'd like that too much.'

"Well, I've got to get..." Get the hell away from my wife? Yeah that's right. "Bye!"

Enough of this. "Can we go back to the compartment now???"
"Yeah, sure let's go..." I didn't talk the entire time back to the compartment, I didn't have anything to say! She was completely floored by the resident hero, Harry Potter. Like who wouldn't be. He's the King of the World, right?

'Feelings of indifference toward the Boy Who Lived?'

Just a fucking bit.

"Draco! You're supposed to be telling the back half of the train to start getting their robes on!" And I don't particularly like his little girlfriend ordering me around.

'That's not his girlfriend.'

Whatever. "I'll get right on it." After Longbottom gets a girlfriend.

Frankie and I went to the bathroom so I could change. Is it just me or are we spending an excessive amount of time in there today? Oh well. I pulled on my shirt and tied my tie. The Slytherin colors really do compliment my already amazing features. Next I slipped on my pants over my green silk boxers. Love it ladies. "Damn I make this look good," I said, cheacking myself out. Now why doesn't Frankie's heart skip a beat at the sight of me?

'I haven't got a clue.'

Ew, you're a boy!

'And you've never explored that--'

NO.

'You're sure you haven't even thought about--'

NO!!! Where's Frankie, she can distract me from you.

'I'm here when you're ready Draco...'

Gah! I get out of the bathroom and--okay this just isn't fair! "Potter I just can't seem to get away from you today, what the hell are you doing to her?"

"I wasn't doing anything to her Malfoy, Frankie and I were just talking and now I've got to use the loo, so if you don't mind..." I do mind! Frankie belongs to me and I don't want you talking to her!

"I think we need to have a talk, Francesca."

"Don't try to sound like my father, and I think you'll have to save our talk for later, love, it looks like we're here." Ugh. School. We will have that talk later though!

"Oh look! A lake!" Whoa! How did she find us?! Gina's like a leech...wait a tick...I think...I--

'Don't hurt yourself.'

I can make Frankie jealous!

'Oh yeah, that plan has absolutely no fault to it, go ahead.'

Why thank you I think I will! I get down from the train with Gina right on my tail so we walk up further than Frankie, leaving her to jsut trail behind us, she's got to be mad already.

"Firs' years to da leff an' ev'ry um elts to a boat!" Oh look it's the man with the chicken that almost KILLED ME! "Move along, move along, t'ree to a boat!"

"Three to a boat! Who'm I going to go with?" This Gina girl is making everything just too easy for me.

"You can come with us!"

"Oh goodie! C'mon Frankie, let's pick a boat out!" We found one and made our way in. "They don't seem so sturdy..."

"It'll be alright, worst comes to worst, if we start sinking, we'll cast Frankie overboard!" Oh that earned me a death glare. Ow ow ow nails ow!

"You know you'd get pulled in right after me, Draco, so don't do anything stupid." I just smirked.

This is just too easy, Frankie'll be all over me by the end of tonight. "How's the weather back there, Frankie??" I leaned close to Gina and whispered, "Watch her get mad at me..." She wasn't listening, she was just sort of staring off into space...

"You know what Draco?" What doll? "Why don't you just go to--"

What? Go to where? Hey where'd she go? "Frankie?"

...oh my--
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