This thing was really cool. I liked it. SO, I slapped the one that I love, (boy in my journal) beacuse I have an amazing butt. The other day it was I slapped the one I love because I'm a fucking scuba diver! Pick the day (number) you were born on: 01 - a rock star 02 - a bag of weed 03 - a toothbrush 04 - a homeless guy 05 - a hobo 06 - paris hilton 07 - the one that i love 08 - a whore 09 - a bowl of cereal 10 - a toilet 11 -my crush 12 - a hottie 13- my girlfriend 14 - my boo 15 - a condom 16 - a ninja 17 - a crack head 18 - a sexy boy 19 - an Easter egg 20 - a snowman 21 - a spatula 22 - my boyfriend 23 - yo momma 24 - Barney the Dinosaur! 25 - a teletubby 26 - a gangsta 27 - a mop 28 - my ex boyfriend 29 - my hoe 30 - the trojan man 31- a mexican Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: White - because im sexy like that Black - because i love weed Pink - because i still love cheese Turquoise - because i like to snort cocaine Brown - because i like shoelaces Polka Dots - because I am a tranny Purple - because I'm gay Grey - because i have an AMAZING butt Other - because I'm retarded Green - because that bum stole my taco Orange - because i am a mexican Red - because I am crazy like that Blue - because im good in bed and dont use condoms Yellow - because i like sex! and IM HORNY! Tye dye - because Im a fucking scuba diver Graphic- because the gummy bears raped me None - because i have a killer six pack!
The day before that, It was I slapped the one that I love because that bum stole my taco... Stupid bum...
Pick The Month You Were Born In: 1(Jan)- I stabbed 2 (Feb) - I kissed 3 (Mar)- I banged 4 (Apr)- I shot 5 (May) - I slapped 6 (June) -I killed 7 (July) - i hugged 8 (Aug) - I smoked pot with 9 (Sept) - I needed 10 (Oct) - I robbed 11 (Nov) - I Flashed 12 (Dec) - I ran naked with
I slapped the one I love because I have an amazing butt! :D
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