[Ch6] Power Of the Five: Book One- Water

Chapter Six- The Ones who tortured an Uchiha

“AHHH, LOLITA!” I groaned and turned over, as usual the day had started. It has been a week since we moved into our flat, we had everything we needed including food shopping. I never learned how to cook, luckily Tanaka knew and didn’t burn anything, well, most of the time anyway.

That scream just now? That was Lolita waking up Obana by splashing cold water over her, if she didn’t Obana would have slept in. I knew I was next so I wisely got out of bed and grabbing some clothes, went into the bathroom.

Tanaka had gone shopping for clothes shopping on the second day moving in, she had gotten me shirts like the ones I owned on the first day and some long sleeved dark blue ones for the colder seasons like autumn and winter. But she got me pink rabbit pyjamas, I don’t mind the rabbits, just not the neon pink colour.

Grumbling to myself about getting a pig’s head from the butchers and putting it in Tanaka’s bed, I went into the bathroom to change into my normal lilac-blue shirt and dark green pants.

When I came out and into my bedroom, I grabbed my hairbrush and walked into the living room, where our couch, coffee table and book case lay. There wasn’t any point in having a T.V; One, this world didn’t have one. Two, we’ll soon be training or doing missions too much or going out with friends to stay home long and Three, it was a waste of electricity.

When I got into the living room, still brushing my hair, a sweat drop ran down the back of my head.

Lolita was being chased around the room by a wet Obana, I shook my head. I wonder how long I’ll survive with these four?

Quite a while, considering you have such... unique sarcastic wit.

Why do I get the feeling you meant more than that, Rokubi?

I was startled out of my trance when a pissed off Tanaka stood in the doorway, also wet. “SHUT THE HELL UP!” Obana and Lolita stopped running around.

I smiled to myself, today we had to get some ninja gear, and of course Itachi was coming. I felt sorry for the poor teenager.

“Come on, we have to get our ninja gear in...” I glaced at the clock; “30 minutes.” All three started panicking.

I sighed as Tanaka and Lolita ran around in circles and as Obana ran into her room, fussing over which clothes to pick. Hey, this is ITACHI we’re talking about, he’s hot!

I went into the kitchen and made some toast, the only thing I CAN cook. I spread some Marmite onto it and then ate it, Tanaka ran into her room, Lolita running into their own as they searched for clothes to wear.

I went into the unoccupied bathroom and brushed my teeth, as I left it the other three ran into it, fighting over the toothpaste. Why do I get the feeling today is going to be a long day?

***

It was a long day, Lolita cut herself many times on a kunai knife. I was thinking of nearly every excuse to get away when I found it. A large, huge Shuriken with a whip attached to it. I grinned and grabbed Itachi’s hand, dragging him away from Lolita who was asking lots of questions to the poor Uchiha who looked like he was annoyed, but slightly amused at her childish antics.

“Itachi-san, I want this one please,” I said softly, pointing to the large Shuriken with my free hand. Itachi raised an eyebrow.

“Why do you want that one?” He asked curiously, bending down to look at it better.

“Because it’s different... not like anything else I’ve seen before. I don’t want just to be any Shinobi, I want to show the world that Shinobi can be kind and don’t have to be cold killing machines...” I ran a hand over the edge, flinching silently when I cut my finger. “...and also because it looks cool.”

Itachi chuckled and then I picked it up, surprising not only Itachi but myself. “It’s lighter than it looks,” my voice was still soft, almost thoughtful and my face certainly looked it. The giant Shuriken looked heavy, almost as heavy as Kakashi, so why was it so easy to lift?

“Yamashita-san, I want to test your strength later.” Itachi said as he took the Shuriken, grunting under the weight.

I flexed my arms, watching the muscles. They seem ordinary, so... how can I lift it so easily?

It’s your natural gift kit, you’re naturally strong, as in Tsunade strong.

My eyes widened. Holy duck fuck!

Nice use of language kit.

Thank you. I looked around the shop, a younger Tenten was watching in the doorway, watching the others with a shy smile. I walked over to her, she was nearly taller than me too, damn my shortness!

“Hey there!” I called to her, my voice still soft. Tenten jumped, before turning to me. “Does your dad work here?” I asked, knowing that this was of course his shop [I can’t remember whether Tenten’s dad is alive or not, she’s more of a background character and doesn’t get enough screen time for me to know so now she does].

“H-hai, I’m Tenten, nice to meet you!”She replied, giving me a smile.

I gave a small smile back to her. “I’m Fuuka Yamashita, I moved to Konoha a week ago with my friends...” I winced as I heard a huge crash and then I turned slowly and face planted, Tanaka had knocked over a HUGE amount of Kunai knives. “...who just so happen to be some of the biggest dimwits to ever exist.”

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Haha, lol. My attempt to make this funny, anyway, please rate and message me and let me know how I’m doing. I did accidently yell ‘Holy Duck Fuck’ in a Library a few months ago. Hehe, how embarrassing -.-‘