Make sexually awkward advances not war <3
"Even if you reach for the stars and you still get the clouds. you're still higher than everyone else."
"Even if you reach for the stars and you still get the clouds. you're still higher than everyone else."
I know who I am. I love who I am, flaws and all.
Pain is what helps me grow, I have grown from a person into a god!
It’s not rape, it sex u didn’t know you wanted
Buckle up... it makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car
Friends are the kind of people you can vent you problems to, best friends are the kind of people that you can call at two In the morning and they will come and pick you up in their car just to drive across the state to go to taco bell.
According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.
ANGER IS MERELY DEPRESSION WITH ENTHUSIASM!
Be nice society already sucks.
Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
Conserve water - Shower with a friend
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of death, I will fear no evil, for I am the meanest son of a bitch in the valley.
WHAT WOULD SCOOBY DO!?!
Remember when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown , BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap the mother fucker upside the head…..pass it on….
I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.
I’M SO FUCKING HAPPY I COULD SHIT RAINBOWS
Not the brightest crayon in the box, now are we?
PRACTICE SAFE LUCH! USE A CONDIMENT!
Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you’re an asshole
Pervert=Someone who thinks or acts like you wish you had the balls to
Help prevent aids, stop being a whore.
Strip away vanity
Just as you consume me
Broken smile, starless sky
Save it all, Say goodbye
Just as you consume me
Broken smile, starless sky
Save it all, Say goodbye
Deceiving those eyes of silver. I am the descendent of the dark haired one.
The one with no soul. The mystery and enigma wrapped into flesh. Fear not my cold exterior it is but a harden heart. A shell of what a human is only in flesh. The mystery and the beast lies underneath the flesh.
The one with no soul. The mystery and enigma wrapped into flesh. Fear not my cold exterior it is but a harden heart. A shell of what a human is only in flesh. The mystery and the beast lies underneath the flesh.
