Oneshot for ilovekakashi5090- "Aneko and Shikamaru sitting in the carriage, are they having sex? Hai they are..."

AnekoXShikamaru- "Aneko and Shikamaru sitting in the carriage, are they having sex? Hai they are..."

Summary: Aneko's pregnant, thanks to Shikamaru, what will the Konoha Genious do? What about Yamashita? How does Gaara fit into this?

You almost fainted, dropping the tiny test as you fell back onto the couch. There’s no way, it only happened once, we only made love once, how...? That’s what you were thinking.

You were pregnant, the test showed a positive.

You felt like crying, you thanked to God Yamashita wasn’t here, although she done it herself with Kenshin before he died, she used protection. How could I have let this happen?

You were too young to be a mother, this much you knew. You were also worried what would happen if your brother Zachary found out. Although he had a bad sense of direction and ALWAYS got lost, he was still your twin and he’d know something was up.

How could have what happened? You jumped, cursing yourself out-loud, you had forgotten about the telepathic link you, Yamashita, Obana, Tanaka, Lolita, Naruto and Gaara shared. And Yamashita must have heard you babbling.

Why are you up so late? You asked, wanting to change the subject.

It’s evening here in Konoha, time’s different here.

Oops, forgot.

Stop trying to change the subject and tell me what’s wrong!

You sighed, bracing yourself for the lecture you knew was going to come. I’m pregnant. It was silent on the other line and you silently gave a count down. 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... Thunderbirds are go.

Who got you pregnant?! I’ll rip their fucking voice box out their throat and stuff it up their arse! You mentally flinched, that wasn’t the response you had expected, but then again, Yamashita was far from predictable. Besides that, Yamashita was serious too.

Actually, it was Shikamaru and I’d appreciate it if you didn’t try to kill my boyfriend. You said, your tone flat yet serious.

Right... you’re going to tell him, if not I’ll drag him over to you. You rolled your eyes but couldn’t help but smile, Yamashita always seemed to have a solution for everything, so simple and easy to see too.

Thanks nii-chan, can you bring him to me?

Sure, just give me a couple of hours. You blinked, Yamashita was no-where near as fast as you so how could she get him here in a few hours?

As you sat there in your small apartment, walls decorated in red, the carpets were a creamy colour and the furniture either brown leather or dark wood. You ran your hand through your hair before a nauseous feeling ran through your body. Oh hell no! You ran to the bathroom and made it inside just in time to vomit in the toilet.

Uh, did I forget to mention you’ll get morning sickness, cramps and might get a miscarriage within the next 3 months? You mentally snarled at Yamashita.

Now you tell me?!

Mood swings too.

You growled and punched the wall, then yelping as you realized how stupid that was. Ow! You shook your hand, whimpering. Why can’t I have super strength too?

Someone knocked at the door. “Onee-chan, are you alright?” That was Gaara, and you knew he was going to be pissed off.

***

After somehow convincing Gaara not to kill Shikamaru for getting his ‘Onee-chan’ pregnant, you waited at your flat again for Yamashita, when she said a few hours she really did mean it. That has to be the third hour she broke contact, what the hell is she up to?

It was then you heard arguing outside, being curious you opened the window and leaned out. You were sure you were going to be sick again. Yamashita had obviously just used her ‘Ice Transport no jutsu’ to transport her and Shikamaru here.

“Gaara, just move and let him see Aneko-nii!”

“He will die if he moves another step.”

“Don’t make me go Four Tails on you!” Gaara glared at her but let Shikamaru in. “Oh and Shikamaru, be prepared for violent mood swings!” You almost banged your head on the wall. She just had to say something didn’t she?

You could hear Shikamaru coming up the stairs, you opened the door for him before he could knock. “I heard you coming, come in, S-Shika-kun.” You blushed slightly as you let him in, sometimes you really hated being shy, but hey you were no-where nearly as shy as Yamashita was when it came to love.

“Um... Yamashita said you needed to tell me something, since she threatened to skin me alive, I’d like to know.” Shikamaru really was worried, no matter how uncaring he sounded, you could see it in his eyes.

And he was so handsome in with his tied dark hair and serious and caring dark eyes, you knew you needed to stop him from smoking, after all, you didn’t want your soul mate to die. “Um, Shika-kun, do you remember when I marked you as my soul mate... that I’ll never lie to you or leave you?”

“Hai.”

“Would you do the same for me?” You asked quietly, staring at your hands, which were fidgeting.

Shikamaru pulled you close, his chin resting comfortably on your head and his arms wrapped arond your waist, pulling you close.

“Hai, I’d never leave you.” You smiled and snuggled closer, you felt like it would be easier to tell him. Shikamaru was although lazy, a responsible guy and was loyal. “What’s going on, Aneko?”

“Shika-kun... I... I’m pregnant.” The cigarette fell out of his mouth and his body tensed, he was shocked, obviously. After a moment he held you tighter, you looked up at him and you could see him smiling.

“I’ll look after you...” You both stayed like that for a while, but sadly all good things come to an end.

“Whoo, get in there Shikamaru!” Both you and Shikamaru blushed as you realized Yamashita had watched everything on the window sill and was now making kissy noises; “Aneko and Shikamaru, sitting in the carriage, are they having sex? Hai they are-” Yamashita dodged the lamp you threw at her.

THE END

I hope you liked it Aneko-chan!