P.S. I Hate You! (Chapter 1)

Dear penpal,
Hello, I am Shina. I am forced to write a letter to you. I really don't want to though, so I am not going to say more then I have to. Also, don't comment on anything I say. Hell, if you don't have to write back, don't because I don't want to talk to you. I am pretty sure you won't want to talk to me either.
Anyway, I am a genius. I am pretty sure I am smarter then you! There are only two people so far in this world that are capable of surpassing me! Well, three, but the highest doesn't count...
Also, I am an orphan. My parents died when I was young. I don't want any 'Oh, I am sorry!''s either! I am perfectly fine with the way it turned out!
Well, I am finished. Don't write back if you don't have to!
Your Penpal,
Shina
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Shina,
I am sorry, but my teacher has made me write back to you. I am sorry if this upsets you, so you don't have to write back. My teacher also says I have to comment on everything you have said because it is "polite". Whatever that is...
So, you are a genius, ay? Well, I am as well. School is really boring because of it. Everyone thinks of me as a total geek as well, so I am an outcast. You must feel the same way, right? I'm sure you do...
You are an orphan as well? That kind of sucks. I am perfectly happy living with my real family (that was not meant to be offending...) Yupp. I am an only child though, so it can get rather boring.
I won't give you any 'I'm sorry''s because I am pretty sure I have pissed you off enough. I am sor-- I mean... uh, excuse me for going against you wishes... (?)
Your penpal,
Mail
P.S. Your name is cool! Where are you from?
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Mail,
Ugh, you did everythingI told you NOT to do! What are you, an imbecile? Oh wait, you said you were a genius! Well, if you are told you are a geek, you probably are one. I am not though, because I am at an orphage for GIFTED CHILDREN. Yes, that is right! Cool, huh?
And about you being an only child. I am have two brothers; Mello, my older brother, and Jun, my twin brother. We all get along quite well actually. Mello is the second smartest in the school. Jun on the other hand, is six. That is okay though. There are hundreds, maybe thousands in the school, so we are far from dimwitted.
Why am I even giving you all this info? I'm bored, that's why. It says you are my penPAL, but you are not my "pal". I shall now call you my penannoyance, because that is what you are; annoying.
Your penannoyence,
Shina
P.S. I am from Slovenia, now living in England.
P.S.S You are annoying
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Shina,
Okay, I didn't HAVE to write this time, but I NEED to talk to you! My parents just died a week ago! They were in a car crash and died on contact. I was sent to an orphanage, but everyone still thinks I am a geek/freak.
The caretaker also talks about sending me to a "special orphange". I am said to be leaving in two days, so I will not be able to write back. I might not even get your letter. So, I guess this is good-bye.
Your penannoyance,
Mail
P.S I annoy a lot of people. It's nothing new.
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Mail,
Some luck. I honestly don't care what happens to you, but I have to say just one thing, you had better not do anything stupid. My brother Jun went crazy when my parents died. He became depressed, cutting and not eating. It took YEARS to get him back to normal. It is not a fun trip.
Shina
P.S. I hate you!