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Author’s Notes: Gah. Screw my Shin PoT Story. I’m still a little mad at Konomi-sensei because of what happened at the end of Chapter 5. Henceforth, I lost all my inspiration to continue the Shin PoT series. So here’s a new series, which is not actually “new”. I found this back at my fanfiction.net account, and decided to post it here, too.
Warning: Mary-Sue Alert. ^_^
Nisshi- Diary
Saturday
Dear Nisshi,
Yatta! I’m really happy that I was able to convince okasan to buy you. Now, I can have someone, no, something to talk to! Yeah, I suck. I don’t have a best friend to share my feelings with, unlike my cousin Mary, who is practically everyone’s best friend. Anyway, I’ll go to her later. And I think diaries are easier to talk to than parents. I mean, I can’t imagine myself writing on my mom’s face or on my dad’s back. They’re not even allowing me to speak nasty of others, which is like, losing ¾ of your freedom to speak. But whatever. It doesn’t really matter since I have you.
Going back, Mary Sue is my American cousin. When I was little, mom used to tell me that everyone makes mistakes; therefore, no one in this world is perfect. Well that’s not the case now. Mary IS perfect.
She has a long, silky, straight and shiny blond hair that goes all the way down to her sexy hips. No, she didn’t have a cellophane shine treatment for her drop-dead gorgeous, graceful hair. It’s natural. Her eyes. Oh yes. Her mesmerizing, cute, crystal blue eyes. In just one glance, anyone (I’m talking about anyone- even a baby or a senior citizen) would get lost if you gaze at it even for just half a minute. Her lips are rosy red; she probably wouldn’t need lipstick. Oh! And did I mention the fact that she’s very smart? She’s only 14; same age as me, but her mind surpasses a mind of a scientist (maybe Einstein and Newton?). Her grades are all A plus, being A as her lowest grade. You’d probably think that every vein in her body has a brain cell attached to it, but no. She doesn’t have that kind of special treatment. She just naturally knows everything. So that’s about my beautiful, astounding, charming, rich, intelligent, angelic and perfect cousin, who, even the goddesses of love, beauty and fertility (e.g.: Isis, Freyja, Aphrodite) would kill each other just to be her.
Okay. I sounded like a jealous brat up there, but no. I don’t envy my cousin. In fact, I think she’s some kind of mutant made up of everything nice and had gone all perfect, just like a powerpuff girl. And I’m proud to say that I’m the only one in this world who hates her.
P.S: If my okasan or otosan is reading this (you don’t have a padlock, Nisshi-chan), then I was kidding about that part. Of course I love my sweet cousin. I mean, who wouldn’t?
P.P.S: Nisuoc ym etah yllaer I!
One bad habit of parents is that they’re comfortable in suddenly barging in to their daughter’s room without knocking. They also have this tendency of touching everything they see. Anyways, this isn’t about my parents! It’s supposed to be about me and my mutant cousin!
Mary Sue just arrived here in Japan yesterday. Now, she’s going to study at Seishun Gakuen Junior High with me. Yippee! Isn’t that the most rejoicing news? NO. I wonder why Mary has to go to school when she’s smarter than Einstein and Newton combined. Maybe her parents just have so much money that they don’t know what to do with it? I guess making her go to school is better than simply burning the money.
I am seriously considering the idea of transferring schools. I wouldn’t able to stand seeing my cousin everyday, with boys following her all around like love-sick puppies. And not only that. I’m the loner type; I don’t have a lot of friends. Only few people recognize my existence. I really don’t care; I actually love it. The thing is, once they all find out that I’m Mary’s cousin, it’s 101.111 percent that they’ll pester me about her, which is hell, because I’ll be forcing myself to praise that mutant (which I vowed never to do).
Anyhow, I made a list about it:
Why I should transfer:
- Mary will be at the same school as me.
- My peaceful world will be invaded by Mary Sue underlings.
- I don’t want to accept the fact that I’m related to a mutant.
This sounds reasonable. I can even act like a different person and pretend that I don’t know her. So this settles it! I’ll transfer from Seishun Gakuen to Hyotei Gakuen!
