SasuNaru Moments .::9::.

We passed the aisles, looking at every food there was. Sasuke had... “told' me that we had to look at other things too besides ramen. I thought I was going into a mental break-down. My stomach insides were roaring with the crave of ramen so much. Sasuke took a hold of my hand as soon I felt a rush of cold air. The wind drifted away and soon I found myself in the freezer aisle.
Sasuke looked at me in the eyes and pointed a finger towards a door that was freezed from the inside. I opened it and the smell of fish was strong.
“I don't want fish,” I said boredly, though inside I was going wild. I want my ramen!
Sasuke chuckled and ruffled my hair. “Silly dobe. The fish is for me.” He chuckled again.
“Don't call me that, teme! Why do you want fish? It smells...rotten. With blood and salt.” I made a face and closed the door.
Sasuke opened it again and took a wrapped fish. He placed it in the cart in while I tried to recover from the smell that was already too carved inside me. Sasuke waved at me and we started walking through mazes of aisles again. It took forever. But Sasuke said we needed different food other than ramen. The second aisle we had gone too held only bags of different types of rice. We picked about five different kinds. The third aisle was paradise but not heaven. It contained sweets. Sweets that were in the form of angels, dancing in front of my vision. A trickle of drool had leaked out the corner of my mouth and I had quickly wiped it away with the back of my hand. Sasuke noticed my distracted expression and he slapped the back of my head. It seems these days I've been spacing out a lot.
“Hey, Sasuke! Can we go to the ramen aisle, now?” I said while throwing four boxes of pocky into the cart.
“Naruto, what did I tell you? I don't have a lot of money right now and I'm only buying the important stuff.”
Sasuke eyed the boxes of pocky and took them out one by one. I looked at the candy with watery eyes, my lower lip quivering tremendously. I kept whimpering, falling to the floor with my head in between my knees. Footsteps were heard and Sasuke's shadow was hovering over me.
He smiled. “Those fake stunts won't work on me, dobe.”
I slumped on the floor. Damn, I really thought this was going to work. I clasped my hands together and tried to look as innocent as possible. Sasuke's smile disappeared and soon his black eyebrows were scrunched up together.
“It's not working,” he mocked in a singing voice.
“Er.”
"Okay, I'll make a deal with you. What do you want? Ramen or the pocky?”
My insides flared up and it felt as if fireworks had been shot up inside of me. This was going to be a hard decision. Ramen was my favourite food and I couldn't possibly live without it! It's my life savior. Other than that, I've started craving pocky and I don't think I can control it.
“Ra- Po...no. Ra- Pock, wait, wait no! Umm...” I sat there on the floor crisscrossed. What the heck should I choose?!
“Ramen it is then!” Sasuke exclaimed.
“Wa-wait! But I didn't even choo-”
“Too late. You took too long. Now let's go.”
I moaned and got up. Though secretly I was jumping in joy. Yay! I giggled silently as bright lights turned on in my imagination and my vision became funny. I blinked a few times and this time...I really was in heaven.
“Oohh!” Sasuke pretended to sing in a chorus as I laughed.
“Sasuke stop taunting me!” I kept laughing.
“Naruto.” He hugged me and smiled.
“Alright!” I jumped in the air with a huge smile plastered on my face. “Kage bunshin no jutsu!!”
Ten clones appeared in front of me. “DATTEBAYO!”
“Try not to destroy anything,” Sasuke mumbled.
The clones all separated from each other and they began searching each shelve that was stocked with bags of noodles. I slumped by Sasuke's feet, putting my arms behind my head, grinning as I caught blurred glimpses of the bubbly scattering images of me. Leaning on Sasuke's knee my eyes sparked as I saw the cart filled with bags of ramen.
“Silly Naru. I told you only one, remember?”
At that moment my face dropped into a dark shadow of depression and tears started spraying from my eyes – as if they were a hose. I clenched my hands into fists and let the moist tears fall harder. Was Sasuke falling for it? My stomach dropped to the floor and I lay weeping there quietly. I felt Sasuke's cold smooth hand on my back, rubbing it gently. He placed his lips by my ear.
“I'm not falling for it...usuratonkachi.”
Man. I rolled on my back and looked at him with a serious-sarcastic face. I slapped the back of my hands onto the floor. “Arrrgh.”
“Hehe, remember Naru-chan. I told you I would only buy you one bag.”
I slapped my hands onto the marble floor again. “Fine.”
Sasuke smiled and lifted me, carrying me in his arms. I blushed and opened my mouth, though before I could protest, Sasuke's lips had pressed themselves deeply against mine, his tongue invading my wet cavern. Suddenly, a sound was heard, I jumped out of Sasuke's arms un-gluing our mouths and fell on the floor. Oh my god. I blinked and opened my mouth, I was speechless. Everywhere in the aisle, everything was broken. The clones were gone, the noodles were scattered everywhere. And then there was that. Pink hair, blonde, brown, purple and other colours.
“Naruto. Don't...move...!” Sasuke warned.
“Fangirls,” I whispered nervous sweat forming on my neck.
“Not just any ordinary fangirls. Yaoi fangirls. You gotta be careful with these. I've heard of them, the most dangerous otakus and moes there are. We can be in hiding and they can still sense it. Ugh...Wha- No, no! Naruto, I told you not to move! O-oh shi- RUN!”
Damn! I stood up, almost breaking my hand and grabbed Sasuke's hand. Now all we were doing was running for our lives. We exited out the doors avoiding getting hit. My breath was getting shallow and my lungs had started burning. But if I let go of his hand I'll probably fall and then... love rampage. Ah, I so got to escape this! But how... Quickly, I stopped, pressed on Sasuke's hand and swung him over my shoulder. Now he was sideways, yelling at me to put him down. No time to loose! I took a deep breath and – zoom! No...aw...man... I found myself with pressure. They had catched up. I groaned. I could feel breathing on my cheek... It smelled of grapes and melon. Smells familiar...
“N-Naruto. I don't know how they found out. Did you tell them?! Neji get off me! No, I am not going to date Hinata! Bah, will you shut up!”
Well this was going great. All the girls had turned into yaoi-obsessed fangirls. And all the boys...
“N-Naruto-kun? Is it true? Y-you're...”
“Yes, Hinata. I am gay. Now if you don't think that's right then I respect your opinion but don't argue with me because you can't change someone that easily. In fact, that's actually forcing to change someone's perso-” Wait, what am I saying? Didn't I just say that all the girls had turned into yaoi-obsessed fangirls?! That's right.
“Hey Hinata?”
I heard her breathe. “Y-yes, Naruto-kun?”
“You've...you're a yaoi fangirl right?” She whispered a yes. “And...”
I felt a great weight lift off me. I could finally see the light and I also saw that I was the only one on the ground. Everyone was surrounding me, looking down at me. The boys had their eyebrows raised up and the girls were blushing, trying to hold in their giggles. I felt cold hands wrap around my waist, lifting me up. Sasuke smirked and hugged me close to him. And I thought he was embarrassed about this whole thing. I looked at everyone in front of me until I stopped at a face that had a really deep blush.I sighed.
“You girls knew all along right? You were spying on us.”
Immediately all the girls screamed out a yes, including Hinata...who had been the loudest.