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September 29, 2006
When I was walking to school with my best buddies Gina, Kate, Rachel and Chloe we encounted a wizard who goes my the name of Chesney McCresney. He was eating cheese puffs. He was old and crazed and smelt like a sloth. He carried a bag of flour in his arms (he thought it was his daughter). He waved his magic wand at chloe and turned her ginger. Chloe started to cry and say thats she would rather die than live life as a ginger. He then turned to Rachel. He had a glint of madness in his eyes and yet again waved his magical wand. He laughed as Rachel transformed into a goat. Me, Kate and Gina laughed and renamed Rachel to Billy. Kate quivered when Chesney McCresney looked at her. He started to shine laser pens in her eye so she went blind. She started to run around helplessly. She ran in the road and got hit by a tractor ... That was the end of Kate. Being as me and Gina were as quick thinking as Batman we invited the wizard, Chesney McCresney, to come to a picnic with us. He decided to amend his ways and live life as a good wizard. He said me would only be good so he could get into heaven.
The End.
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Flexibility is an asset you should definitely develop while you're young. As you get older, you'll become more rigid. So keep your mind open to new ideas, philosophies and people. Life is way more fun and fulfilling that way.