My best friend made this up on the bus home. we were bored so we decided to make a list of what not to say in public. this is it:
I've never felt like this before. The desire to have it gliding over my tonge is undeniable. I tremble with excitement when i picture it coming in so soft and warm, and coming out hard and wet. Every second without it feels like eternity, and my sanity is slowly slipping away. I can't believe i'm going to ask you this...but...can i have a piece of gum?
It all depends on how sick and perverted your mind is to understand it. Please comment and tell me what you think!!
Posted at 4:57 PM EST on Tuesday, February 5, 2008
Comments
@ 3:31 PM EST on Wednesday, February 6, 2008, jbfans1314 said:
I so understand it and its hilarious.@ 9:18 PM EST on Tuesday, February 5, 2008, vball4ever said:
that's amazingly funny XD im gonna say that to these guys on my bus just to see how they react. lmao@ 8:31 PM EST on Tuesday, February 5, 2008, Summer4663 said:
wow thats gross! but wow thats funny! I want to say that to someone now... lol@ 6:05 PM EST on Tuesday, February 5, 2008, Kakashisgf said:
lol, it's disturbingly funny!@ 5:59 PM EST on Tuesday, February 5, 2008, nickjluvr said:
omg that kind of happened today at lunch. i was talkin to some girls and heard my friend on my other side say something about "eating it" so i said "wait, what?" then i said "what are u gonna eat? a girl needs to know these things" and then i said "keep your legs closed around hannah!"and i laughed so hard 4 like 5 minutes@ 5:13 PM EST on Tuesday, February 5, 2008, UnbelieveablyMe666 said:
that was both lol-worthy and kinda gross.@ 5:07 PM EST on Tuesday, February 5, 2008, Hogtree said:
If you get my meaning. teh lol