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June 2, 2007

Zork And Bakura are going to Kill Us All ((aka: Delilah's going to write a Bakura story))




Cello! Hi everyone! I decided that, to cheer myself up, I am going to write that long-awaited story about everyone's favorite boy....


**curtains open**


Bakura: Where's the peachy shampooooo----Oh my goodness...who are all you people?


Delilah: BAKURA!!!! You're getting your own story, how do you feel?


Bakura: Like you walked in when I was trying to take a shower.


Delilah: You aren't naked yet. And I told you all: HIS SHAMPOO IS TOTALLY PEACHES!!!


Bakura: -.-*


Delilah: MUHAHAHAHAH!!!


Yami: What's going on in here?


Delilah: PHARAOH!!! *lunge*


Bakura: That gets her away from me.


Delilah: Oh no it doesn't...I'm just waiting.


Bakura: For what?


Zorc: DESTROY THE WORLD!


Delilah: AH FUDGE!!! *runs away* HOLY ZORC!


Bakura: 0.0 NOOOO!


*glowing rinngy transformation sequence!*


Evil Bakura: FREE AT LAST! ZORCY!!! I LOVE YOU!!!


Zorc: EVIL SHALL CONQUER!


Yami: Oh heck no. *runs away*


Marik: *comes in, dancing* I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! I feel pretty and witty and GAAAAAY! *hugs Bakura*


Evil Bakura: Get off of me.


Marik: NO!


Zexion: He had the koolaid.


Evil Bakura: who in the world are you?


Zexion: I spike the punch. *walks off*


Zorc: DEVOUR YOUR SOUL!


Delilah: **Meanwhile, with Kit and Cat**


Kit: I win again!


Cat: YOU RIGGED IT!


Kit: DID NOT!


Delilah: Yo. Girls. I need Cat. Her boyfriend is trying to destroy the world.


Shyah: Not again! MUST PROTECT MY DOG! *runs to find dog, finds him dead* YOU ARSEHOLE! *hugs dead dog* WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE DOG?


Evil Bakura, Marik, and Zorc from the other room: It's because we're assssshooooleees!


Delilah: -_-* See what I mean?


Cat: Time to kick some ancient egyptian butt.


Isis: *jumps down* This scene has been censored by the ancient egyptian goddess of childbirth and awesomness for innocent eyes.


Marik: Hi kitty!


Isis: Do you want me to curse you again, insolent and strange mortal?


Marik: NOOOO! *runs away*


Isis: Didn't think so.


Delilah: 0.0 Anyway, while Cat's beating him up, I should probably announce that the Bakura story should be out soon. Love you all!


Zexion: And remember: don't drink the koolaid.


Luff,


Miss dog of the state,


Delilah Elric


((And the cute and cuddly Bakura!))


Signature perhaps forged by Zexion...

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Nov 22nd, 2009

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You're used to working solo but have you considered teamwork lately? Probably not! Get with the brainiest brains you can find and get crackin' on something fantastic. By day's end, you'll have cured cancer, solved world hunger -- you get the point.

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