KittyKatHaru's Journal

So, guess what?! I'm not dead. Yet. :D

Foshizzle.

Anyway, I has a quick question. I've been working extensively on the oneshots that have taken me forever and a day (which I am really, really, really, really sorry for).

The Artemis one is done, BUT before I post it for your viewing (or not) pleasure, ah need to know if it's accurate. So if there's someone who's willing to look over it and tell me how shitty it is, please let me know. xD

Secondly, the Sasori one-shot is 9 pages long, and it's not done. It's a lemon-y story, so it's going onto FF.net when it gets finished. I also have a Hitsugaya oneshot in progress... It's about, oh, four pages long. It's not gonna be dirty. It's meant to have some humour buried in there somewhere, maybe with some suspense. We'll see how it tails out in the end. :D

There is also a DracoxHarry one-shot in progress, and it's... really fucking weirding me out here.

Remind me again why I agreed to write that?

Shit. xD

Uhmm... There's a Minato one-shot, and a Muraki one-shot, annnd a Deidara one-shot... Annnd... I've started on the sequel to the Gaara story, which I don't remember to save my fucking lifffee. :D

It only has 2 pages, because I fail THAT hardcore.

I promise to look back through the journal comments from the past who requested what. I know one of you asked for an Ichigo one-shot, I think anyway, and another asked for Dark, annnd... there was one from Air something. I'll look back through to find it.

I've decided writing these in order is going to fuck me over, so yeah. :D

Lemme know if anyone knows anything about Artemis Fowl so I can get this corrected if there's any problems, and then post it. xD;

Loveh,
Haru

Yes, LISTEN. D: I hate doing it too, sometimes. xD; But, whatever. >> Pay attention for a second, please. <3

One-shots (Requested); For the oneshots you guys requested, guess what? ;D I HAVE THEM NEAR COMPLETION. DX! AND THEN SOME. >__>;

Remarkably, I've managed to get reasonable things on the Artemis one.. xD That one was a doosy. God, I didn't think I'd manage this... o_o; I thought I'd screw it up. So far, it's doing good though. =D Hopefully MyDarkFate will like it. ._.; If not, I will redo the entire thing until it fits her standards. =D I SHALL NOT DISAPPOINT. >O<

The next one-shot, a Toshiro Hitsugaya one, Ayumi-chan~... IT IS CLOSE. Dx Fuck it's long, too... o__o; BUT IT'S NOT THAT BAD. XDD;; I hope? >>; To me, it isn't. To you it might be. I don't know. xDD I've never gotten your critique on my one-shots... I don't think~...

As far as the Sasori one-shot goes, it's getting there... xDD I feel kinda bad for Sasori, but ya know.. -Shrugs lazily.- He'll live. >_> I might not, but WHO CARES? 8DDDD

Pertaining to the HarryxDraco... Omfg.. xDDD this one is coming out good. I think it's funny. XDDD and considering my lack of knowledge on Harry Potter (I'm like, novice-intermediate level in Harry Potter knowledge), it's like... Yeah.

PARA-CHAN~. The Haku one-shot is... xDD I can't figure out how to plot this fucking thing. >___>; I'm getting there, dammit all, but... xD Yeah. THE REST IS A SECRET FOR NOW. D<

Sasuke one-shot.

Hell... Yes.

You know what I have on that?

One sentence. XDDDDDDD And it's for a STARING contest. God, I felt retarded, so I deleted it and decided to redo it. This one is going to be a mother-fucker to write. >___>;;;

The Kisame lemon one-shot thingy... xD whatever... It's coming out good. I learned that bickering can bring out the best (and worst) in people/fishes. >> Yes I did. 89 I'm hoping you'll like it.. xD WOO.

The Ichigo one-shot is a bit perplexing, since I've had a smidgen bit of difficulty mirroring his personality. But, after a few goabouts with the carrot-top bastard, I figured it out. So I should be okay from here on. 83

Axel~... God, I've wanted to write about him for a while now. ._.; I love Porccupine-butt. xDDD It's so hard not to. Yeah, I'll... xDD get that out as soon as I can, hopefully. I'm trying to do the one-shots in order, not all "SKDHSDFHSDFGJD~?! Dx! WILD CARD. DDD< " esque. xDDD;

ANYWAY.

REQUESTING?!; Do you have anymore requests? This can be for ANYTHING... Oneshots, updates... Oneshots... >>;;; xDDD;;

WHY AM I ASKING THIS OF YOU? Dx; Well, for two reasons. =D One; it's for your enjoyment and to suck the hope/laziness out of me, and two; it'd be to get my ass rolling on my creative writing courses. xDDD Like that Zetsu one-shot... xDD I turned THAT in to my teacher as one of the short stories.. xDDD;;; -COOOUGHS.- In second POV... With "Fricking Frack" to replace the first curse word in the beginning.. xDD;;

God, I suck. >>; xD;

Here's an example.. D:

To add onto this extra... Whatever... >>;;; I even took additional requests for one-shots (despite the list I have now ;D ) from both my imouto-chan <3 and Lizzie-Diary. <333

Here's what I asked for as to what they wanted:

Character/Person desired
POV desired
Genre(s)

=D; That's all. xD I did the rest.

The only thing I can NOT do is lemon requests in this sequence. It'd have to be separate from these. YES, you can ask for as many one-shots as you want. XDD The sad thing is, is that I don't mind. <3

Now~... D:

Were you aware Micah looks damn good in a collar and with kitty ears? >_>; Or even moreso when she's dressed as a gothic lolita?

HAHAHAHAINYOURFACEMICAH. DDD<

xDDD;; Yeah, I had a moment. <3

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnd... Tha's it. ;D

Happy Thanksgiving, all! <3 Even though it's only saturday the 17th here! >>;

<3Haru

.........Iiiiiiiiiis there a point to this title? YES?! HOMFGYES. D: THERE IS.

As it says: It's random ramblings. xDD Stuff I NEED to say. For unknown reasons.

Thing number 1:

Momo and I returned to talking. o.o; Quite a while ago. xD; I apologized to her and she forgave me. >>; Oddly enough. D: Then again, everything that happens in my life is odd.. xD; But, she'd gone through that phase as well, so, ya know, it's all good. >>

Thing number 2:

For those of you that know, Micah and I had a huge outburst about a week ago over her boyfriend, who will go unnamed. I kept declaring that he'd hurt her severely no matter what happened and, well, she stood in his defense. Eventually, things got fixed up for a while. That only lasted a day or two, if that...? When I had returned from.. Work, I suppose? I don't remember, but I saw something in her DM (Display Message) that we all can use on MSN, the spare box under the names we choose...

We started like that in a calm arguement, then things went pretty bad. >>; I'd finally become fed up with it all together and chose to grant her wish and cut off all contact. That lasted for about a week of silence. During that time, I had heard from my Imouto-chan and Kaoru that things weren't going so well for her.. That she was kinda.. Tormented/depressed. After finally seeing her journal post several short days after it had been made.

Tala-chan, you had seen it AND commented, so you know what I'm talking about. Well, that explains it more or less. Her journal post made me cave, so I finally talked to her. xDD;;; No matter how much I fight it, or try to, I still care about her, so it sucks for my lighter side to feel regret and sorrow. -3- It pisses me off SO much. xD; I was so much happier with just being cruel and malicious and shit

But NOOOOOO. I just HAD to care. >_______>;

SELLIN' MY EMOTIONS FOR $20!..

$15! Free shipping! D:

....

$5! I'll pay YOU! >>;

.... TAKE MY FUCKING EMOTIONS. T_____________T

...Yep. xD; Haru had a moment. <3;

Anyhoo.

Thing number 3:

I told mom I like Luke. -3-; I kinda do, yet I don't. I don't know. I'm confused. xDD;;; I have to get to know him better first. How to describe him.. Sweet, funny, sarcastic, good with animals, great taste in video games, easy to get along with, nice and quuuuiiiiet...

He's one of the good-boys, kind of. I wanna see if I can warp him. xDDD Get him into pornography and bondage. God, that'd be cool. xDD!

But, yeah. He's great. <3; He's my moms' friends' son. xDD;; He's... 17 or 18. <3; And has a brother named David, who is my brothers' age (13 or so). I love 'em both. Luke because of the crush thing I have going and David because.. Well.. xDDD His hair and eyes. I wanna touch his hair. XD! It's all.. Fwoosh. It's that soft dirty blonde that all the gorgeous blue-eyed beauties get. He's gonna be a KILLER when he's older. God. xD;

Thing number 4:

I think my old feelings for Coby, an old high school friend of mine, have rekindled. xD; I talk to him on MSN, but yeah... I've known him for roughly three years now (I started highschool as a freshman at thirteen, going to my public school only part time). He's always been a lot of fun, but since he's older now, he drinks. >>; It's not that it bothers me, don't get me wrong. He's a happy drunk. xD;

He says a lot, though. Earlier last evening, he admitted to me that he had been "wanting to make love to me since he first saw me."

Please, tell me.. Wouldn't that surprise you? It sure as hell did me. xDD; OH! And even earlier tonight, when he was sober.. Ish.. >>; I told him what he'd said to me the night prior to this one, and he freaked out and apologized a lot and shit. XDD It was actually kind of funny. <3;

BUT, the fun part had to be when he got all excited and shit. xDD I gave him porno links and what have you. >> God, poor guy... xDD; He's a regular horn dog, though. xDD And he apparently has a reputation around here on the Peninsula with the ladies as a Man Whore, which is funnier than shit to me. =D But, hey, he's there for me if I want to get laid. xDD No problem-o.

(Even though., GASP, I'm a virgin! SDLHFSDGH! <_______<; WHO'D A THOUGHT? D: Yeah, shut up. xDD)

I think I want to stay a virgin until I'm--- Well, wait, shit. xDD I'm never getting married - EVER. I hate marriage. And I don't want kids. x3; Nope, never. 8DD

..God, I still can't believe he's wanted me like that for three years.. xD;;


Uhm...

Thing number five:

Wtfomgkdhfdfg!

No, seriously, wtf?

Mom totally insulted my ass. D:

"WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR ASS? D: It shrank! Dx"

I was all emo after that. >>;

I HAVE A NICE ASS. D: I LIKE MY ASS. D< The few things I like about myself are; My ass, as stated, my sharp canines, and my eyes. I have my dad's eyes. x3;Haaazel eyes. 8D; I just like them because of the earthy tones. That's the only reason. xD;

Thing number six:

No, really. I hate this. D=; WTF makes anyone think I'm PRODUCTIVE? -Snorts.- So far from it I could make Santa Clause shake his head at me. >>; AND SANTA IS IN THE NORTH POOOLE. Dx

...I like to believe in the big guy, what can I tell ya? xD

Thing number seven:

I~! am working on the one-shots! Oddly enough, they're not going in any particular order. xDD; It's just kinda.. Yeah. Shiro-chaaan~! I still need to know! >>; SASORI LEMON ONE-SHOT OR A REGULAR ONE-SHOT? Dx;

I have a Sasori force/want lemon going, but ah.. Yeah. xD; still needs work. Lots of it. And lots of sexiness. -Nods.- <3;

Thing number eight:

I cannot believe that, one a four and a half hour shift, I spent almost FIVE HOURS At work today. Seriously, what the fuck?

-SIGH.- New girls tonight. For those of us that knew what we were doing, there was: Mrs. Berryman (A manager), myself (Intimates Department), Peggy (Varies from area to area), and Olena (Estee Lauder, which is cosmetics). That's all.

Three other girls were there with us, and generally with five-six people (Managers don't do the counting, and cosmetics only does the cosmetics area), it gets done quickly. But did it tonight? PFFHT. No!

There's very simple guidelines to follow when you work here. Very, VERY simple. Especially during closing hours;

1. First counters, once the register has been cleared up and you have an even $150 in there, you do a 7 and non-sales to count the checks and do the Cash Refund pink slips to put in the money bag for the night. You also put the MEDIA (paperwork) in the media bag.

Did any of them do this? Not really. Raelynn didn't on a couple of registers I think, so I wound up doing it on the third count on the register. Bah.

2. Finally, after media and checks and the returns have been done properly, have the second count done by another employee. ONCE YOU FINISH THE SECOND COUNT AND IT COMES UP $150, YOU MUST DO THE 3 AND NON-SALES TO SHUT DOWN THE REGISTERS.

Here's where the Third Count comes into play. Generally, you don't do it, but in some cases, if the counters are uncertain, they have ANOTHER associate come in and count the money a third time to make sure it's right, then shut off the registers for the day. THIS IS NOT WHAT USUALLY HAPPENS. Some of them just want a third count for certainty..

3. When you have done the 3 + non-sales and shut the register down for the day, you must , MUST put the Receipt that displays the register number, ID of the employee, and total Sales of the day for that particular register. It goes directly in the clear plastic window of the money bag.

Here's the fun part. Raelynn didn't do that. Instead, she put the CHECK slips in the window, instead of directly in the money bag with the checks and/or the Cash Refund Pink Slips that we tear off.  This happened several times tonight (Saturday). EVEN BETTER, after she did second count on her registers, she didn't shut the fucking things down. SHE LEFT THEM. So you know what I did? I told her to shut them down. ME. I  told her to. The manager mouthed a "Thank You" to me for it and the whole Total Sales For The Day thing. I felt so special. xDD;

Nikki I had to do that with as well, since she  didn't shut down Clinique, so I had her go and get it so I could put it in the bag.

I'm not cruel, I just want things done properly.

So, that about concludes that. Nikki actually does a good job, and so does Angela (one of our other new girls), but Raelynn.. Mhn... No comment.  She's just kinda on my "No-no" side right now. We'll see what happens later, I suppose...

That concludes this rambling session for the day! Good night! <3

AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA. 8D YES, it's crazy and it's fun. What is it? A TITLE WITH NO PURPOSE WHATSOEVER~.

Fuckin' yay. <3;

-Clears throat.- Now, LAAAADIES ANNNNNNNNND GERMS~! PRESENTING~...

..What was I presenting?

Oh, uhm, yeah...

Who wants a one-shot?! 8DDD!

Micah's doing one-shots, so I thought "what the hell <<; Why not? 8D! It'll be fun and I can humour others!"

So yeah, here I am, asking whatcha want. XDD Here's the details;

Any anime or character

Any person from any series, like Harry Potter or some bologna. >>;

Any rating (Yuuuus~, I do teh goodies too.. Like, lemony ones. 8D; )

And, yeah. That's about it. XDD;

I have no rules to abide by. ;3

So, yep.. And since the Messaging System is being a lesbian on crackattack, you maaaay have to put it here. Iunno. Whatever the hell works for you. xDDD; Email's on the profile, you have my AIM.. Yeah.. >>; MSN IS THE SAME AS MY EMAIL~! HOORAY. Dx!

...

-Sliiiiiiithers off to do the school work she was purposely neglecting.- X3;

Luffchu~.

Haru

Well, so, I have no creativity for the stupid title. Eh, go figure. I seem to do that  alot.

TITLES SUCK.

And I almost put tittles. Gawd, stupid fuckin' keyboard. >> It should be STABBED. Like, stabbity rip stab stabbed. Emo song= pwnage.

Anyway...

Work.

Is.

Exhausting.

I regret having gotten heels/pumps for work. So. Freakin'. PAINFUL. And I work like.. 4 1/2 hours a day, so you can imagine that's a lot. Mostly standing around and walking. Major ow.

..For me, at least.

Everyone else can just laugh at me.

Like Shaneil did.

Eurgh. I want to kill the little shit. SO badly. Doug nor myself can stand her, and she screws up at the terminal (registers/customer service, where I work occasionally) according to Doug. The poor guy was stuck with her last night. Ha ha. But, seriously, she LAUGHED at me. Because I'm weird. And shit...

Gah, I can't believe Brittany's related to her. I commend her for being able to tolerate her SISTER working with her.

-Snort.-

Onto another topic, boys suck. HARD.

We had a group of TEN there at work yesterday, being nuisances. Well, kinda.

Ish.

...Fuckit.

Yeah. I am seriously going against the male species, and the females seem SO much more appealing.

... Ifeel like a gay guy going straight. Aiyaaaa... Just my luck. -___-;

WHILE ON THIS TOPIC. Life sucks. Yes. >3>

STORIES ON HERE ARE GOING. DOWN. THE. DRAIN. >>;

I lost count of how many incorrectly formatted titles I've seen. "Your" instead of "You're", "u" instead of "you", Sasuke saying "Gimme!"...?! What the fuck, seriously.

Get. The characters. IN. CHARACTER.

Not only are you disgracing the poor creator and his.. Ah.. Creations.. You're making yourself look SO stupid. >>; Seriously.. Sasuke doesn't smile, Itachi doesn't laugh or grin, Sakura doesn't bitch people out with words like 'slut', 'whore', and 'bitch', especially to Sasuke's face, Deidara says 'un' at the end of sentences, sometimes every other sentence, Tobi is a good boy and he does not generally speak in third person.. STOP KILLING HIM (Yeah, I won't specifically say he DOESN'T, just because of uncertainty, but because I've never SEEN him speak in Third Person, but in FIRST person...)... Yeah..

LAST NAME FIRST, FIRST NAME LAST.

Japanese. Fucking. TRADITION.

You make a name, you make them SAY a name, do it right, PLEASE? I've mentioned this before, and it'd be SO nice if you did it properly the FIRST time.

"Itachi Uchiha"

"Sasuke Uchiha"

"Naruto Uzumaki"

...Seriously, how bad does that sound?

It's so much better like this:

"Uchiha Itachi"

"Uchiha Sasuke"

"Uzumaki Naruto"

See? It seems SO much nicer and more thought-out. Instead of just watching solely the English  Dub, you should: read the manga, get information off Naruto fan-based websites, and look at the Japanese Dubbed Episodes.

On the plus side.. The Japanese voices are SO sexy. God. >>; When Adrianne and I heard it and saw him, we like.. Just.. Died... @.@; It was so fucking hot, and his eyes looked good enough to eat. >___>;

Let's.. Move on. -COUGHS.-

VAMPIRE stories.

First of all: What the fuck is wrong with you people?

I mean really.

There's THOUSANDS of vampire stories on here. What do they revolve around?

1.) Being captured and falling in love with the vampire

2.) A vampire prince -Gags.-

3.) Being forced to MARRY a vampire

The list could go on! But seriously, I won't bother. It's a waste of time and energy for me. No one seems to have any creativity these days; it's just plain disgusting. I've only seen a FEW stories out of thousands that were actually WORTH reading: One of the funniest had to be that one author made with her friend; the main character got captured by a GAY vampire.

THAT is creativity. The shit you find on the Most popular list and Highest Rated? It's garbage. Fucking GARBAGE. This site is losing all of its creativity and idealism. This site is to express oneself and creativity. Ideas, imagination, that's what it's for! What're people doing? Destroying it? Manipulating the children that come ON to this site? Yep. <.<

I swear to Kami... If I could find the authoress who wrote out the Gay Vampire story, I'd put her link up. But I read it such a long time ago.. @@; If you read this, please do say something so I can put linkage and credit up in here! 8D  <3;

Now~, let's move on to something else, AWAY from vampires...

"Naruto Spin The Bottle"

"Naruto Seven Minutes In Heaven"

"What Would The Naruto Characters Think Of You?"

"Would Sasuke Like You?"

WTF?! What is with all of this God Forsaken NARUTO CRAP?! It's one thing to be a fan, but my god, obsessing over it to the point where you make THAT kind of crap? Newsflash, people: IT'S GETTING ON OUR NERVES. Stories are one thing, that's like the most common crap on here. Hell, I WRITE THEM. Because it's fun, and fans are entitled to such pleasures as long as they don't stake claims on what isn't theirs, i.e., the series Naruto or any of the characters created by Masashi Kishimoto-sama.

Let's go onto another topic~..

Miscategorizing;

Do you know how ANNOYING that gets? If a person wants to find a story, they don't look in the "Quizzes", they look in STORIES. But what are people doing? Posting stories up under the tab "Quizzes". WHY, PEOPLE?! WHHHY!? Do you know how irritating it gets to find something story-related in the wrong area? Or finding quizzes in the STORIES? I mean, I found a Naruto quiz under STORIES. ON THE MOST POPULAR LIST.

Eurgh, I wanna kill someone for their insolence. And for being braindead. -3-; Dumb-Fucking-Asses. AAARGH! DSHAME ON YOU, DAMMIT.

Now that that's beaten enough into your thick-ass skulls.. >_>; let's try another one. What, per se?

Detail, punctuation, et cetera;

DETAIL happens to be one of the MOST important things in a story. do you know what I see instead? I see a bunch of crap that's very vague in stories. Why? I don't know. The reader has to SEE and FEEL what the writer does, otherwise they get lost (happens to me all of the time~) and can't follow what's going on. I'm not saying to describe the very centimeter length of a button or a piece of grass, just try and be specific without throwing the reader off course or making them lose interest.

you drag something on TOO long, we'll get pissy and probably leave. >>; GOT IT?!

Punctuation is about as important as being PUNCTUAL for a DATE. Get it right. Don't add too many commas, don't overdo the periods, don't add periods TOO soon, use quotation marks when a person is speaking... Do you follow me?

Good.

To be a good author, you have to have: good ideas, good spelling, good punctuation... A brain.... >_>; <_<; xDDD;

Some of us just stuff our brains in our lockers at school and pretend to be mentally fuckity'd! =DDD

Okay, why the fuck I'm saying this, I don't know...

Even if you ROLEPLAY it out, don't butcher the characters. but if you do, and you completely murder their character and personality, please, don't post it up as a story. Or a quiz. -3-; You can show people on your journal, but for Kami's sakes, NOT A STORY.

I fucking hate people who knock characters on their asses. >>; But you know what's REALLY AGGRAVATING?! When you make Itachi say "I love you" and "babe." W. T. F.?! Did he suddenly come from another dimension? No, wait, is it like he's from OUR TIME?! What in the hell is with you people?! STOP MAKING ITACHI LOOK ALL SPAZZY "HOMFGDON'TTOUCHMYHOTTBABEILUVHER >O-3-; It's insulting and disgusting.

Jeans.

There are no JEANS in Naruto. Stop putting them in the stories, dammit. It's as annoying as.. Well.. IT'S ANNOYING, OKAY!?

iPods, MP3 players, et cetera.. All fine and dandy.. But there AREN'T Those in there. Radios, yes. Headphones and boomboxes, yeah I'm sure there are. --; CD players I know have to exist. >_>; NO BLACKBERRIES ARE IN NARUTO. GET YER HEAD OUT YER BUTT. 3<

PENIS. HAHAHAHSLKHdKSDFHS~! >__>;

It's just a WORD for the male anatomy, but it's not really something anyone wants to see in a lemon or something on here. Why? It just sounds weird to a lot of people. You don't like adult language, though, don't bother reading or even WRITING Them.

Hell, while we're at it, lemons aren't ALLOWED on this site. I'd expect that, of course. This is supposed to be for kids to come too, as well. >>;

I guess it can't be helped by to look, right? And it's not the Web Servers' fault if kids look at things they shouldn't. It's the parents' fault for not putting up the programs to ban and block that kind of thing. Though, why protect them? It's everywhere this day and age.. The internet, the television, next door.. Down town...

You'll find it EVERYWHERE.

So stop bitching and GROW UP! 3<

AND FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME, STOP SENDING CHAINLETTERS TO EVERYONE IN THIS FUCKED UP UNIVERSE YOU BRAINDEAD MONKEYS!

-Takes a deep breath.-

Yay. I think I'm done.

OH. WAIT. NO.

To those who are waiting for the Gaara update and the Diru one, I'm working on it now. I have Seventeen ready to be posted for Gaara. I'm just trying to finish up Eighteen before I post, so it's a two for one kinda deal. ;333

Diru.. Well... Just working on the next chapter and that's about it. I'm braindead right now. -3-;

ALSO~.

ANATOMY AND PHYSIOLOGY IS A PAIN. IN. MY. ASS.

Thank you,

Haru

FIRST of all, I'd like to start on this nifty little number...

CREATIVTY.  You're a writer, and you want to be original. You're making something you really obsess over, and THEEEN Comes to point when you write it out and POST It.

Good for you.

Here's the fun part of it.

No IDIOT makes a fucking story, a Japanese one at that, or even BASES It off of something (oh, Naruto for example), and then puts it American food. What kind, you ask? CHEESEBURGERS AND FRENCH. FUCKING. FRIES.

Is that creativity? No. Is that originality? No. Does it completely ruin the plot and/or story, possibly even the series? Yes, yes it fuckin' does.

I'm not naming names here, but one of my OLD Favourite authors wrote a one-shot. A Sasuke one-shot. Do you know what she did? She put. A. Fucking. McDonald's MEAL. Into it.

Not literally, but she put in the burger, the fries, and the fucking SODA. Lack. Of. CREATIVITY. I used to believe in her and her writing. I thought she had a lot of potential. Now I'm doubting her capabilities as a writer. She has it good in every other area, but this one.. Just.. Fuck no. Back aaaway from the one-shots, lady. And the stories, if you intend on turning this into Modern-day America.

Let's move onto another one.

SO, she decides to also make a Shino one-shot. Why, I have no fucking clue. Many asked for it. Do you know what she does? She puts like.. HERSELF... And her FRIEND.. IN THE STORY. AMERICAN NAMES. She doesn't even try to cover it up with Japanese names! Oh, noooooo~. She ruined it. I stopped reading the damn thing when I saw all this bullshit.

The names aggravate me beyond comprehension: If you're going to write a story on Japanese anime or anything of the like, do it RIGHT. Get the hell out of your fantasy world.

Let's move on to her friend's world. The one who was included in the story. One-shot, whatever. I won't give a name on HER either. She'll figure out who the hell she is shortly, if she hasn't already.

Now, she lives in this FANTASY world of the sorts. She thinks Gaara would be madly in love with her, and that he exists, and that he's hers. Newsflash, for the billionth time! GAARA ISN'T REAL! Gaara was made up on paper WITH ink by Masashi Kishimoto, transferred into papyrus papers, and then sold. Eventually, the animated series of his manga "Naruto" came to life.

Let's try this now:

What the FUCK makes you think he'd ever love A KID who can never get her HEAD out of the freakin' clouds?! You're so lost in your fantasy realm, you can't even SEE a speck of reality and what it has to offer. Good and bad, right or wrong. When you go into your adolescents, you have to GRIP reality and start to live it. Cartoons are to watch and enjoy, not fantasize over and have WET DREAMS On.

God.

While we're on this topic, Gaara would be in his late twenties around now, nearing his thirties. He'd never, EVER, EEEVER love a kid. EVER. GOT IT? God I hope so.

Please, no one be like that.

It's one thing if you're still a little kid.

Feel FREE to fantasize, day dream you're fighting bandits side by side with your favourite comic strip hero, whatever! That's fine! But when you're nearing that AGE of when you have to start growing up, you'd better change. Don't be childish and wanton all your life. It's just.. Stupid.

Onto another topic, revolving around creativity again.

"Chidori"... A fierce attack made of immense amounts of chakra, condensed chakra, strong enough to cut through a lightning bolt yet sounding like birds chirping. 1000 birds. Now, a nice name, yes? For an attack. Guess what happens? It's taken/absorbed FROM the Manga/series, and transferred into a story, so a GIRL is named CHIDORI. What. The. FUCK?

Could you not come up with a brilliant name that you had to take it out of the show? When it's a JUTSU? It's called LIVING. You should try it some time.

Don't like how I talk? I don't give a shit. You have my AIM name, come and bitch me out for dogging your ass. Oh, no, I'm sorry. It's not dogging. It's the TRUTH.

((User for AIM; HaruSensei ))

A lot of you may recognize this name "Chidori Nekoshima".... Nice, huh? -SNORT.- Names in Japan are switched around. Last name first, first name last. Such as... Bryer James, instead of James Bryer. A lot of you know that. Srsly.

I only tolerate it a LITTLE when people do this. But, WAAAIT. This is where it gets amusing. CERTAIN authors (you know who you are) use German names, or Dutch names, for a JAPANESE Story. Seriously, what the fuck? Japanese story, Japanese anime, Japanese characters... Do you know what comes next?

Is it:
a.) Dutch names
b.) German names
c.) Japanese names
d.) Spanish names

If you guessed c.), then.. DING DING DING DING! WE HAAAAAVE A WINNER!

Now, don't get me wrong, I have absolutely NOTHING against any of the listed above races, or any other race. I am NOT a racist. I'm merely making a point. If that doesn't work, then I can just try bashing in peoples' skulls, see if that doesn't have an effect on them.

Hell, if they have a concussion or go into a coma, even better! Less work for me! HURRAY!

If you haven't figured it out yet, GET TALENT IF YOU PLAN ON WRITING. Simple names, cliche names, I don't fucking care, just TRY and work at it. You obviously don't really give a rat's ass about your stories if you don't put any effort into at least managing decent characters.

Also;
Netspeakers~
Trust me, loves, netspeak only makes you look like a total dumbfuck. End of story. Loves, if you can put it out into proper English at school, start doing that when you write. Take your time, no one's going to rush you. The more you get the hang of integrated writing and specific terms and styles, it'll come to you easily and you'll not only have your imagination to help keep the story goin' on, but hell, you'll even have good typing skills.

Yes, I sound like a total bitch on here. Guess what? I. Don't. CARE. I never cared. I never have cared. I never will care.

I don't do love. I don't do caring. I do tolerating and adoration. That's it. Call me a wimp for being afraid to love, or for being a maniac bitch who just enjoys working and the finer things in life, but hates everything else. >>;

I am what I am. D= Plus.. Guys and girls are just fucktoys to me. You EVER say the three most despicable words to me like "I love you" or some bullshit, I'll drop you in a New York minute. My previous significant other was... An exception. Because I returned her feelings. The only thing I DIDN'T return was love. Nope. Not once.

I'm still irritated with her, come to think of it. Seeing as how she bit my head off over a stupid fucking Homecoming dance. God, it's a DANCE. Get a grip. -Grumble.- Troublesome life.. Bah.

Yeah, well, I'm done for now. I guess. Meh...

OKAY. =D Haru is chirpy now, becauuuussse.. Yeah. xD Life doesn't like her, but who cares? ;DDD

ANNNYHOOZAN. =D I want to give a huuuge thank you Abril for the awesomeness that is she. <3 And her writing is like.. Sex. xD Her one-shots get me all happy-like when I read them. <3333

ANOTHER big thanks to all of the supporters that are actually sticking around.. XD And lotsa hugs, kisses, and snuggles to those who know what it's like to be in my position. o.o Dayum, isn't life stupid? 8D Not like dope stupid, but like.. Daaaayum.. Stupid. ;D

D: To the point of this post.. xD -Hides coca cola given.- <3;

Lookit thiiiis. xDDD

Haru; Stimmen Der Zeit. says:
Muuust.
Haru; Stimmen Der Zeit. says:
Work on.
Haru; Stimmen Der Zeit. says:
Zetsu.
Haru; Stimmen Der Zeit. says:
Dx
Haru; Stimmen Der Zeit. says:
One-shot.
Haru; Stimmen Der Zeit. says:
>_>
[c=50][a=1]MiCaH-cHaN[/a][/c=22] says:
xD~
Haru; Stimmen Der Zeit. says:
Ewww. Dx Not on me, woman. >>
[c=50][a=1]MiCaH-cHaN[/a][/c=22] says:
xDDDDDDDD
Haru; Stimmen Der Zeit. says:
:3
Haru; Stimmen Der Zeit. says:
-Shakes.- LOVE MEEEE. D<
Haru; Stimmen Der Zeit. says:
Well, no, wait.
[c=50][a=1]MiCaH-cHaN[/a][/c=22] says:
>>~
Haru; Stimmen Der Zeit. says:
That can higher taxes, cause more disruptions in the neighbourhood, calamity, and no sleep for a long, long time. >>
Haru; Stimmen Der Zeit. says:
NEVERMIND. =D
[c=50][a=1]MiCaH-cHaN[/a][/c=22] says:
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

------- And now.. Look at this. XD----

Haru; Stimmen Der Zeit. says:
See the poem? XD
Haru; Stimmen Der Zeit. says:
If you can call it that.
Haru; Stimmen Der Zeit. says:
>>
[c=50][a=1]MiCaH-cHaN[/a][/c=22] says:
XD oh my god. i did and why the hell did you put my sn on there?
Haru; Stimmen Der Zeit. says:
Who cares? XD They can't track you on MSN with your sn alone.
Haru; Stimmen Der Zeit. says:
They'd need your emaaail.
Haru; Stimmen Der Zeit. says:
>>
[c=50][a=1]MiCaH-cHaN[/a][/c=22] says:
it's on quizilla~~~ >>
Haru; Stimmen Der Zeit. says:
>>
[c=50][a=1]MiCaH-cHaN[/a][/c=22] says:
~<<
Haru; Stimmen Der Zeit. says:
Well, uhm.. D: Like.. DD:
Haru; Stimmen Der Zeit. says:
WHO FREAKIN' CAREs I MEAN COME ON IT'S A SCREEN NAME SLDKFSH. Dx

 

 The following message could not be delivered to all recipients:
WHO FREAKIN' CAREs I MEAN COME ON IT'S A SCREEN NAME SLDKFSH. D...

 

Haru; Stimmen Der Zeit. says:
...
Haru; Stimmen Der Zeit. says:
>>
Haru; Stimmen Der Zeit. says:
WHO FREAKIN' CAREs I MEAN COME ON IT'S A SCREEN NAME SLDKFSH. Dx
Haru; Stimmen Der Zeit. says:
;D
[c=50][a=1]MiCaH-cHaN[/a][/c=22] says:
XD it's fine. sooooo many people added me because of my quizilla
[c=50][a=1]MiCaH-cHaN[/a][/c=22] says:
it's creepy after a while >>;
Haru; Stimmen Der Zeit. says:
You make that as though that's a BAD thing.
Haru; Stimmen Der Zeit. says:
>>;
[c=50][a=1]MiCaH-cHaN[/a][/c=22] says:
XD
Haru; Stimmen Der Zeit. says:
People like to feel awesome and popular when they do that.
Haru; Stimmen Der Zeit. says:
They add a popular person, they're in. <<
[c=50][a=1]MiCaH-cHaN[/a][/c=22] says:
XD
Haru; Stimmen Der Zeit. says:
They feel sexy and get some pie.
Haru; Stimmen Der Zeit. says:
woo.
Haru; Stimmen Der Zeit. says:
>>
[c=50][a=1]MiCaH-cHaN[/a][/c=22] says:
SHIT YES- AND MY CAPS IS BROKE. D: SO I'LL TYPE IN CAPS. DDDDDD;
Haru; Stimmen Der Zeit. says:
..D:
Haru; Stimmen Der Zeit. says:
Hit it again?
Haru; Stimmen Der Zeit. says:
xD;
Haru; Stimmen Der Zeit. says:
LIGHTLY.
Haru; Stimmen Der Zeit. says:
>>
[c=50][a=1]MiCaH-cHaN[/a][/c=22] says:
XDDD WON'T WORK.
Haru; Stimmen Der Zeit. says:
Unplug the keyboard, wait ten seconds, and plug it back in?
[c=50][a=1]MiCaH-cHaN[/a][/c=22] says:
HOLD ON I'LL TRY SOMETHING ELSE
Haru; Stimmen Der Zeit. says:
xD
[c=50][a=1]MiCaH-cHaN[/a][/c=22] says:
XDDDDD
[c=50][a=1]MiCaH-cHaN[/a][/c=22] says:
-TRYING SOMETHING WHILE TRYING TO NOT LAUGH INAGING HOW IT WOULD SOUND/LOOK TO HAVE SOMEONE SERIOUS WHILE YELLING-
Haru; Stimmen Der Zeit. says:
XD
[c=50][a=1]MiCaH-cHaN[/a][/c=22] says:
XD; STFU
Haru; Stimmen Der Zeit. says:
MAKE ME. xDDD
[c=50][a=1]MiCaH-cHaN[/a][/c=22] says:
XDDDDDD OR NO RAPE TONIGHT BY DEIDARA-CHAN
Haru; Stimmen Der Zeit. says:
WHO CARES? XDD DEI-DEI IS SO UKE. Dx I LIKE IT ROOOOUGH. D<
[c=50][a=1]MiCaH-cHaN[/a][/c=22] says:
XDDDDDDDDDDD
[c=50][a=1]MiCaH-cHaN[/a][/c=22] says:
ITATCHI THEN?
Haru; Stimmen Der Zeit. says:
ITACHI? =D
Haru; Stimmen Der Zeit. says:
SURE.
Haru; Stimmen Der Zeit. says:
xD
[c=50][a=1]MiCaH-cHaN[/a][/c=22] says:
OR OROCHIMARU~ >3>
Haru; Stimmen Der Zeit. says:
HE ONLY HAS ONE T IN HIS NAME, GENIUS. XDDDD
[c=50][a=1]MiCaH-cHaN[/a][/c=22] says:
XD STFU
Haru; Stimmen Der Zeit. says:
SAY ITACHI.
Haru; Stimmen Der Zeit. says:
SAY IT.
Haru; Stimmen Der Zeit. says:
>>
[c=50][a=1]MiCaH-cHaN[/a][/c=22] says:
NO
Haru; Stimmen Der Zeit. says:
SAAAAY IT. D<
Haru; Stimmen Der Zeit. says:
YES.
Haru; Stimmen Der Zeit. says:
xD
[c=50][a=1]MiCaH-cHaN[/a][/c=22] says:
NOOOOOOOOOO
Haru; Stimmen Der Zeit. says:
YOU KNOW YOU CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN.
Haru; Stimmen Der Zeit. says:
OOOOOOH MY GOD. DX
[c=50][a=1]MiCaH-cHaN[/a][/c=22] says:
I CAN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTT
Haru; Stimmen Der Zeit. says:
ORGASMIC NOOOOOOOOOOISE.
[c=50][a=1]MiCaH-cHaN[/a][/c=22] says:
DID YOU JUST MOA0
Haru; Stimmen Der Zeit. says:
AND YOU CAN TOOOOOOOOO.
Haru; Stimmen Der Zeit. says:
>>
[c=50][a=1]MiCaH-cHaN[/a][/c=22] says:
I KNOW IT
Haru; Stimmen Der Zeit. says:
XDDDD
[c=50][a=1]MiCaH-cHaN[/a][/c=22] says:
>>
[c=50][a=1]MiCaH-cHaN[/a][/c=22] says:
XD;
Haru; Stimmen Der Zeit. says:
KNOW IT?
Haru; Stimmen Der Zeit. says:
KNOW WHAT?
Haru; Stimmen Der Zeit. says:
YOU KNOW PENNYWISE THE CLOWN?
Haru; Stimmen Der Zeit. says:
D<
Haru; Stimmen Der Zeit. says:
BIIIIIIIIITCH.
Haru; Stimmen Der Zeit. says:
DDDx
[c=50][a=1]MiCaH-cHaN[/a][/c=22] says:
OK CAPS Is better~@!@ xDDDDD:;;
[c=50][a=1]MiCaH-cHaN[/a][/c=22] says:
oh my god it looks like we're on crack
Haru; Stimmen Der Zeit. says:
xD
[c=50][a=1]MiCaH-cHaN[/a][/c=22] says:
XD
Haru; Stimmen Der Zeit. says:
I know. XDDD
Haru; Stimmen Der Zeit. says:
I'm tempted to put that up, too.
[c=50][a=1]MiCaH-cHaN[/a][/c=22] says:
you so fucking should XD
Haru; Stimmen Der Zeit. says:
I so fucking will. XD FUCK YEAH. >O<
[c=50][a=1]MiCaH-cHaN[/a][/c=22] says:
SHIT YES! -moan- TURTLE RAPE D;
[c=50][a=1]MiCaH-cHaN[/a][/c=22] says:
XD
Haru; Stimmen Der Zeit. says:
... XDDD -Adds that in.-
[c=50][a=1]MiCaH-cHaN[/a][/c=22] says:
xDDDDDDDDDDD

---------
I am the Haru, as you can see. XDD
I have NO idea what's wrong with me. =D
I just decided to go CRAAAZY. <3
Isn't it SEXY? D:


SHUSH MICAH. xD And yes, that lovely, random poem, was by me, myself, and sldfsjdkfh. 8D

Sorry to have wasted your time with this pathetic post. xD Carry on. <3

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Must-Reads:
Hellbore--
Stories: ...@__@ I lost track. XD I'm more addicted to her one-shots than anything else, even though I do read her other stories about as much as I do the internet. D: Which is like.. Always. XDD And hush, I know that's dirty. <3

tala-chanSephirothslover--
Stories: Sephiroth. 8D
Her stories RULE. xDD

IcyRhapsody--
Stories: Deidara; Sasori; Obito.
Her vocab, detail and amazing writing skills will blow. You. AWAY. Dx

Marae1993--
Stories: Deidara; Sasori mini-series; Link (Legend of Zelda); one-shots.
Her Deidara story, Link story, and Sasori mini-sexries are all sexy. D:

Neko-sami--
Stories: Vash (Trigun). <3
Like a good laugh? Read her Vash story. xD It's hilarious. <3 (WARNING: Do not consume and/or drink any sort of beverage during the time you are reading this story. Thank you.)

funkey.monkey--
Stories: ... A lot. >>; Kakashi; Itachi; Sasuke; A lot of other ones~.. <<
READ.. Her stories. xD PLEASE, if you know what's good for you. xDDD They are just so good. <<;

ChidoriNekoshima--
Stories: Sasuke; Akatsuki-esque highschool one Thing. Yeah; Hiwatari Kai (Beyblade); Shino; Edward Elric. If I remember more, I'll add them? XDDD
Hers are really good stories. XD Reeeeaaaad and prepare to be amazed! xD Just dodge her one-shots like the fucking black plague. xDDD They are NOTHING compared to her stories. Trust me. ;33

Animefan4545--
Stories: .................
... Just.. Trust me on my judgement when I say.. She is a damn good writer and has a lot of potential. XD If you like comedy, romance, randomness, and crack (NO PLUMBERS ADMITTED, DAMMIT), I suggest you read her stuff. xD Have fun and don't die. <3

Shh.. You shouldn't even be READING THIS! This is just.. Haru being depressed. Dx; And, yeah...

We'll start from a while ago.

Mom's ex, Ike, happens to be a total dillweed, and all he does is rag on her for either money or just to upset her. Just about every time he CALLS, she cries. It's ALL he does. And he threatens to sell the horses, to which mom loves them dearly, and he still holds our things in his possession - on HIS property. So that causes problems.

My moms past is also beyond fucked up, and so is her brothers' past. They both shared the same lifestyle, but hers was the worst of the two.

Her parents were fucked up, causing her to be fucked up, and somehow we got into this thing... Once and a while, I think anyway, she's seemed to not want us at all and wants to get rid of us - hypothetically speaking. Not too long ago, she said that we should call someone to go and live with.

Honestly, I think that she'll have to kill me before I abandon her.

But, should she force me out, I'll just kinda... Use the money I saved up and fly out of state, somewhere else. I'm tempted to go to New York if it's really pushed, but at the same time.. HELL NO. -Coughs.-

I'm still debating...

Yeah, I need to make some plans.  Places to go, money to save up.. Eeehhh, looks like I'm stashing all paychecks from now on into the savings.

..And I seriously need to get a checking. x_x

WHY am I not freaking out here?! >___>

THIS. IS. NORMAL. Dx

And I'm screwed up in the head. >>;

So that doesn't help. <<;

Anyway, yeah. >>;

NOT HAPPY. D<

I just act it. =DD I'm good at doing that. >_>; <_<;

So, yeah. stop reading. <3;

-Puffpuff.- Haru is going to LOSE. HER. MIND. PEOPLE KEEP SENDING HER CHAINLETTERS. Dx

She's gonna kill someone, seriously. <<;

I've tried to be patient and understand, and tried to sort this out with everyone who sends them to me as nicely as I could possibly be, but I've HAD IT. I've tried telling people to stop sending them, that it's a bunch of bull, and.. Hell.. We've got people telling the whole INTERWEB to stop sending those damn things.

Do they listen? Pffht, NO. >_________>;

So, I've decided to do something to try and stop it.. I'd prefer to NOT do this, since I don't really find it nice half the time (<<; I was raised right, so I try not to be mean, even though it's fun <33)... >>;; I'm just gonna start blocking. Anyone who sends me a chainletter will be blocked. <<;;

I really, really, REALLY don't care anymore. D< I've had enough of them. No, really, I have. >>;

FINAL WARNING: I will block any and every person to send me a chainletter. This is your LAST warning.

Keep it in mind, or I BLOCK you. >>; It's MUCH easier than turning someone in. <3 Thank you for reading. <<;;;

<3Haru

~~~ALSO. <<; If you like Vash the Stampede, I highly recommend Neko-Sami's story. <333 It's funnier than hell. And for those of you who don't like third person, this story is in that, but it's WELL Worth it. <<; Trust me on this. xDD Lizzie-Diary is an awesome writer. <333333~~~

YAY~! <333 Okaasan's (Mother's) birthday is today~! June nineth. <3 She officially turned fourty-nine today, even though she looks as gorgeous as she did when she was in her twenties. ;D And really, she does. <3


She still has guys in THEIR twenties whistling at her. XDD Now THATS good. <<

I~.. only managed to blow about fourty dollars on her today. xDD;; If that. <<; I got her: Rainbow Roses (Asorted colour roses, a dozen of them <3; ), a birthday cake,  and cards.. The candles don't count~! <__<;


As for Itachi-sama~.. <3; I haven't gotten much for him yet. XD I think I'll make him a lemon and update Child Of The Snow.


Sound good?

Oh, and future reference: I post my lemons on Fanfiction.net/

My user there is pretty simple if you want to check whatever I have there out. xD; http://www.fanfiction.net/~kittykatharu

Simple, no? Yes.

Anyway, if you like the idea, say so. <3


MANY HAPPY BIRTHDAYS TO ALL OF THOSE WHO HAVE ONE TODAY~!

P.S. Dun mock my mom. D< I'll hunt you down and stab you to death with a stale _________.... Yeah. <<;;

-COUGH.- NOW, I'm off to finish the HitenxKagome story chapter and LEMON so I can get to work on everything else.


Important Question!!!


Tell me, does this sound bad for what I have so far? I'm not even done on this HitenxKagome chapter, either...

Words: 6,926
Words (no footnotes/endnotes): 6,926
Paragraphs: 109
Characters (with spaces): 38,366
Characters (no spaces): 31,506
Lines: 556
Pages: 13


And this is still going up, people! <<; Keep that in mind. XDD;; I just want to know: Is that bad? << For one chapter. Yes. ONE CHAPTER. >__>;

Those of you who received the message reading: "
You should be alert during the next days: Do not open any message with an attached filed called "Invitation" regardless of who sent it .
It is a virus that opens an Olympic Torch which "burns" the whole hard disc C of your computer. This virus will be received from someone who has your e-mail address in his/her contact list, that is why you should send this e-mail to all your contacts. It is better to receive this message 25 times than to receive the virus and open it.
If you receive a mail called "invitation", though sent by a friend, do not open it and shut down your computer immediately.
This is the worst virus announced by CNN, it has been classified by Microsoft as the most destructive virus ever.
This virus was discovered by McAfee yesterday, and there is no repair yet for this kind of virus. This virus simply destroys the Zero Sector of the Hard Disc, where the vital information is kept."

... Should know now that this virus is a HOAX. A fake. A phony. Not real.

This particular chainletter had surfaced in February of 2006. It has no real value to it and is therefore fake. The maker of this chainletter is only a nuisance who seeks pleasure in terrifying those who read it. All virus warnings even slightly similar to this one are nothing but fakes, frauds, hoaxes, and duds.

Those of you who don't take my word for it, you can either: Continue to waste peoples' time and your own by sending this out to dozens of others, therefore making yourself vulerable to spam and scams

OR

You can go to www.CNN.com and see for yourself. Simply type in in the search box "Olympic Torch Virus". Search the CNN.com website first by clicking the bubble, then search the same thing (Olympic Torch Virus) by clicking the "the web" bubble and hitting the Enter key.

You'll see all you need to from thereon.

Please, PLEASE use common sense next time.

If someone is to send you a warning, look up the name of it somewhere - both the Yahoo! and Google search engines work fine, but you can always use Wikipedia for more detailed information instead of links.

Thanks for reading this and I hope this was of good use to you. Have a good day.

<3 Haru

P.S. For the love of God, those of you who still think it's real, DON'T send it out anymore. Keep it to yourself. This is the 21st century, dammit! We aren't Neanderthals! USE YOUR HEAD FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!

-Coughs.- Now that I've finished that, I bid you adieu!

-Points to link.- But real quick.. That's an external link to direct you to a LIST of Virus Hoaxes. Have fun~.

YES. <_____<; Haru has piccehs. xD; Of what? >>; Well, right now, just her as herself. xD; With straight hair. o_o; Those of you who've seen me know I have wavy/curly hair, so.. <<;;;

As far as fashion show pictures go, I still need to ask Mchonahy for them.. >>;;; And I know I spelled that wrong. Shh.. <<;;;

ANYWAY.. >___>; Pictures. 8D We'll start with old and go up to new. Mmk? :3<3











So, yeah. xDD That's the only ones I have right now. <<;; The one from when I was like.. twelve? NOT SHOWING. D< xDD;;

So, yeah.. That's all. o.o;;;

Fashion show piccehs will be shown later. I promise. XDDDD;

EDIT:

XDDDD YES, I have another picture. Personally, I thought this one was funny. XDDDD

And HA HA, Imouto-chan. XD "OMFG. YOU'RE SO ADORABLE. x3 I WANNA TOUCH YOU. D< BUT, NO, YOU JUST HAD TO BE TAKEN. >______>;;; OH WELL, -TOUCHES ANYWAYS.- >DDD!!! "

And I SAY... <<; -TOUCHTOUCHTOOOOUCHLICK- <<; AHHHH HAH! ;DDD

xD

Moving on.

Yes, this is what I look like. o.o; Yay. e_e; -coughs- xD; Thank you for the compliments, that's really sweet of you. xDD;;; <3333

Here's one to.. you know.. laugh at. xD



YES XDDDDDD a picture... of my ass. XD Isn't it GRAND? xDDD;;; I won't show the undie ones though. XDDDDD Nuh-uh. XD<3

THAR YA GO. ;D I'll put in fashion show pictures when I get them from Mrs. McConahy. >>;

<33333333ILU<3333333333

HUZZAH! ;DDD As the title reads, I'm starting a mailing list so the readers of any story specified can receive notification and LINK to the update(s) provided.

Any and everyone who wants to do this can just go ahead and tell me, whether here, in the PMs, or what have you. But I WILL require the email. A valid one, please! ;DDDDD

Arigatou for taking the time to read this!

Have a nice day! <3

<__________<; You're not going to like this, but... >>; I wasn't able to update again today. TT; I wanted to, I really did! But I got kicked off! D< Mom said I was banned from the computer for a WEEK for staying up on the weekend. -_____- That annoys the hell out of me, but...

I do apologize. I tried to, I did! Hopefully, THIS upcoming weekend I can update the stories that need my attention the most (i.e., Neji, Itachi, Any-Naruto-Guy <<).

I hope you can forgive me! Dx;

Okay, a few things to be informed of...

One of which are: OWWWW! O_____O;

Secondly: I update Gaara and Sephiorth. Oh. And posted the Dir En Grey story. <<;

Third...

I will update Neji and Itachi SUNDAY. The 18th of March. I PROMISE. O___O; I have ideas. D: I can update. @@; Just give me a moment. I need rest and my back and neck are.. -pokepoke- In pain. >_>; SO. <3; She'll finish them later. ;D

And, as for Deidara.. <<;;; He can wait. He's a patient little uke. ;D

Okay, first off, I don't get why the Quizilla administrators make ratings like A and M if we're not allowed to post things like that on here. I mean, it's confusing, isn't it? There's a LOT of people on here who like lemons, gore, or just find humour in bad language. I'm all three, to be honest, and it gets really hard to get the hopes of posting things really gory, sexual, or something that seems to entertain our very peculiar minds.

I understand that younger children come to this site, but why do we have to pay the price? We're all mature here, and it's not our fault if the parents can't monitor what their children do or don't do on the internet. There are programs that allow you to block the children from going to certain websites, or certain THINGS on websites.

I just don't it fair. o_o

-tilts head thoughtfully- I guess that's all I wanted to rant about. xD; If you can call it ranting. If I come up with some INGENIOUS (yeah right), I can rant more. >___>

SARAH PALIN SHOULD NOT BE THE DAMN GOVERNOR FOR ALASKA! ToT We're all gonna DIE! There goes Alaska. e.e

I want to write some more stories, because I have a lot of ideas and want to use them before they're taken somehow...

First idea: A real life, realistic story: It'd be about racism, really. A girl is transferred from a big city, full of racists, and so she's come to hate African Americans as well, as she's seen and heard nothing but bad things about them, to Africa, into a village where she'll be staying -- and learns that everyone's the same, even if the color of their skin is different.

Second idea: I was thinking of writing a horror story, but I don't know how good it'd be, so I was probably going to just test a few chapters out and post them here to see what others think... Ideas? Secret.

Third Idea: I'm not sure if anyone else has done this, but I'm going to write a vampire story or two out as well. One will be quite... unique... and the other will seem a little more traditional. I'll probably be posting those on here as well. ^^; The first vampire one I write will be in Second POV (you) and the main character will be -- (statid blocks off signal) -- and it'll just be AWESOME I think xDDD

FINALLY!!! After MONTHS of not-so-anticipation, it's finally coming closer and closer! xDDDDD I'm very excited, as I LOVE Halloween... I wonder if there'll be a halloween dance at our school... I hope so... << >>

Anyway, as some of you may know, I'm planning on going as Deidara from NARUTO! >D He's the sexy blond boy of Akatsuki with the speech impediment (he says 'yeah' at the end of every sentence or so...). He's so loveable xDD; somehow, I got the idea of drawing a naughty picture of him << >> Which I will shortly -snigger-

I'm a pervert, BORN AND PROUD TO BE ONE! >D

Anyhooz, I'll move on... It makes me wonder what: a. Other's (such as yourself/friends) will go as for Halloween... << >> and b. Does it seem strange to anyone to go as an anime character?
My bro's a bit fucked up in the head (since then xDDD) because HE says that going as an anime character is gay...

Kiss. My. Shiny. Ivory. ASS.

I find that racist << >>... That he believes that going as an anime character is BAD. Freaking A it is NOT! Hmm... Also...

If Zack chooses to do nothing, absolutely NOTHING for Halloween, I'm going to his house purely to bug him-- make sure he has company on such a wonderful day... Yeah, that's what I was going to say.

Renee, my friend at school, took my school ID and lost it somewhere on her floor. xDDD;; Big oops? Big oops. << >> I might need to get a new one because of it -AHEMAHEM-...

I have a few excuses as to why I chose to go as Deidara:
1) I'm blond, so is he
2) I'm about the same height
3) I'm about the same age (he's 17 or 18 >>')
4) I have like... NO BOOBS... And neither does he << >>
5)... He's the only thing I can think of; it'll be like THE most unique person to go as, seeing as how everyone usually does the traditional ghoul, or witch, wizard, zombie, werewolf, warrior, soldier, etc. NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH IT! I just like being unique and a little creative (the mask I made at art today is proof enough for that <<')

Even LAST YEAR I went as something really... out of the ordinary... xD I was a hippy fairy, but I had no WINGs. <<' I wanted to have a cat tail and ears, but sadly I lack the hand-eye coordination to make either or...

I also decided that I want kitty ears for the Deidara costume, as entirely random...


Mmm, Akatsuki cloak...

Speaking of which, I'm seriously wearing it to school; that, the hitai-ate, my hair up in the artist fashion, annnddd... << Yeah... The cloak I can hide in xD and I have intentions of buying an MP3 player, voice recorder, 512 MB USB plug in thingy, annnd... it has FM radio. FUCKIN' SWEET! <333333

It's so cheap too!!! It equals up to $56.96, shipping, handling, the works!

 

I want it soooooooooooooo bad.

 

Hopefully I'll get it AND THEN I CAN DOWNLOAD SONGS AND BLARE THEM ANY DAY OF THE WEEK! YEAAAAAHHHH~~~~!!!!!

 

... I hope I can pull Deidara off good...

 

I'll take pictures of me in the costume and send them to who knows where so people can admire me in all my pitiful glory. Sweet, no?

 

Oh, yeah, this was one long-ass journal post... Ah well...

This'll be used to let me vent out on everything and pray I don't go ballistic and spontaneously combust once it's written out...

THIS is FANFUCKINGTASTIC D< -not really- I'll start with the first problem...

I used to have three cats I raised since they needed homes; the mother ran away since she was feral and, Eternity, one of the two kittens I had raised among them, left when he was about two or three months old. Trilogy, however, was my sweetheart and stayed with me. I loved him to death; he was very loving, playful, and only made the occasional mess like most cats tend to do.
Anyway, he was about 5 or 6 months old, maybe 7 at most, and he was a munchkin (his breed). He'd never harmed anything other than sparrows >>;, and shrews. Well, the neighbours that are behind us caught him... and they murdered him. FOR NO FUCKING REASON THEY MURDERED MY CAT!!!!!! TT^TT I almost had a mental breakdown when I heard that two days ago, at 6:30 AM.

Next up: We had a rottweiler, possibly mixed with something else. She was a little over a year old and her name was Susie. She was very loveable and enjoyed goofing around with our Brittany Spanial (I can't spell -sigh), who's a male named Chewy (I call him Chewbaka). She had a bad leg, so she couldn't run as fast as normal dogs could.
Chewy and Susie tended to break out of the house and run around the neighbourhood/go across the street into the forest to simply play; they never hurt anyone and never really caused trouble (unless stealing little kids' plushies, peeing on garden flowers, and whatnot counts). The neighbours who had murdered my kitten had caught Susie a few days ago...
Apparently, they had duct taped her muzzle so she couldn't make any sounds and put her in their garage; she was killed late last night; three shots went off. Even BILL (not using real names << >>), who is a very good friend of the family, had heard it because the neighbours were FUCKING BRAGGING ABOUT IT!!!!!!

Fucking bastards, I HATE THEM!!!!!

-deep breath- And the NEXT problem that's occurred: A woman that lives next door to us, who will go unnamed, sees Paul come by here a lot to visit and talk and stuff. She's been trying to get into his pants for a while apparently. Anyway, she calls his wife and TELLS HER that he's coming here to fuck my mom, which seriously isn't true; she's just friends with him and HAS been since I was little. ...D<

Next, we have another death >_< We had two people that lived next to us; husband and wife to-be. We had been at war with them for a while because he came after my mom with a shovel, among other issues I can't recall, but it turns out that ____ had brain cancer; he forgot everything and everyone and he HATED everyone. His wife, ______, wasn't necessarily after us...
We found out, after they died, that he had the brain cancer and died. Of course, this both shocked and surprised us. Then we learned that ________ became so lost without ____ there with her, became sick, and died. ;_; Mom's making a wreath for them as a last gift that she can think of.

Later cases from a while back, but still haunts me:
There was a puppy I was raising, the cutest little thing you'd ever see, but unfortunately I couldn't keep him since he was up for adoption*. He was white with a few brown blotches on him, but he had this one brown splotch on one of his eyes, I believe the right eye, and some spots on his cute little nose.
He was sooooo adorable, I couldn't resist the little thing. I raised him for a long while, then he got sent to a foster home ;_______; I was really depressed without him, even though he enjoyed CHEWING on ME (it seems like all animals do..), but I didn't really mind too much; he was teething after all...
We adopted him out (which I still regret to this day) to a family. There were two kids, I think, and then the mother and father -____-. I had had a bad feeling the minute I met those people, but I wasn't certain about my feeling, so I let it slide.
WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Apparently, little Patch was eating one day, and the little girl (like a dumb ass), went to try and pet him. He bit her as a result, thinking she was going to take his food away from him. It wasn't a horrible wound, but they didn't want him anymore after that.
I didn't mind that Patch bit her; in fact, I was kind of glad because I was thinking that Patch could come home, where he belongs. Very selfish, but I don't care..
I find out, during a car ride, that when he was dropped off at George's (another fake name), they tied him out then shot him in the side, then left him to DIE there.
I was SO fucking pissed and depressed. I don't know how long the depression lasted, but whatever... He wasn't even a year old at the time, he was probably only 6-8 months old.

Next up: Bandit; he was an American Pit Bull, and VERY hyper. Oo' He had so much energy it was almost unfathomable.. And kinda scary... He was a very muscular dog, though short, with extremely powerful gripping with his jaws; believe me, playing Tug-O-War with him WASN'T EASY. He almost ALWAYS beat me... ><...
Of course, being a pitbull, you need to knock the stupid out of them first and train them to become really good dogs. We were working on that. << >>
Anyway, Bandit was a very loveable and hyped up pup that enjoyed grabbing things, running around, head butting people, and wrestling. He'd been extremely fun and a BLAST when you had the energy to keep up with him.
One day, during winter last year, I had let him and Jasmine, our little female black scottish terrier who's about 7-8 years old now, out to go to the bathroom. Thinking nothing of it, I started to clean again. Unfortunately, there was a vehicle out there, waiting for them.
When Bandit ran out by the road to do his usual business, the vehicle went as fast as it could, rammed into Bandit, and then drove away as quickly as possible.
I heard him scream, so I dropped the broom and looked out the door; seeing him in the road there, unable to move made my heart stop. I ran out there in my socks and tried to help him, tried to get him out of the road; ANYTHING. But I barely managed to get him into the driveway before I made a mad dash back to the house to get the dumb fuck James to help me get him to the Vets. He took forever, to the point where I was ready to beat the shit out of him and scream, "HE'S FUCKING DYING YOU JACKASS GET MOVING SO WE CAN SAVE HIM YOU FUCKER!"
Or something like that... I had gone inside previously to call my mother and tell her what happened, then told her where we were going before I hung up and rushed back out to Bandit.
Once we got him to the vets, we met mom there and got him on a stretcher, then inside to be tended to.
I learned that he had a lot of bones broken and one of his organs (I forget which one) had exploded, so he was going to die unless we managed to come up with a huge sum of money to pay; even then, he wouldn't of been a normal dog ever again; that would've been inhumane. So, we decided to have him put down so he wasn't in pain anymore; the last thing I remember from there is kissing his cheek, telling him that I loved him, then leaving the vets. I still blame myself for his death X_X

That's all I'm saying for now, I'm LUCKILY crying -___- because of writing that. Fucking emotions, why couldn't I not have the ability to cry and be sad and such? D< I hate showing weakness like that...

Okay, this post is basically just what I plan doing in the near future so that I don't forget. X3 It'll be between my family, friends and I, and I think it'll be hilarious.

NOTE: I have nothing against God, as I am Catholic, but I still think this'll be funny. Thanks. xD

One; Get pastor robes, bible, my Nii-san over to the house, then set up a church-like thing downstairs with Alter and whatnot...

Two; Get the video camera, some film, and other things.

Three; Make Nii-san wear a wig for a better effect.

Four; Don't laugh during the making of the video.

Five; Make sure Nii-san has the script ready and memorized (if there IS one)

Six; Get a bunch of candles, maybe some crosses, and some incense for a better effect of the scenery.

Seven; If all else fails, bring Nii-san to a church that's empty and tape it there. Hey it's easier, right?

Eight; Try and not offend anyone.

Nine; Make sure it's funny xD

Ten; Post video up for everyone to see and send link to best friend so she can laugh herself to her grave <3

Eleven; Proceed to live life and be a lazy bastard.

Twelve; Don't, I repeat, DON'T get caught during the making or before OR after or else we're screwed? >.>;

Ideas and video will be Copyrighted by moi (KittyKatHaru) so YUSH. :3