HEY ALL OF THE PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY READ MY JOURNAL!!!!! I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU ALL THAT YOU HAVE 2 WEEKS LEFT UNTIL I CHOOSE A TITLE FOR MY NEW STORY!!! I MAY BE STEALING MY "ALTER EGO"'S ACCOUNT FOR A WHILE, AND I MIGHT PUT UP A TEASER ON BOTH OF THOSE ACCOUNTS TO SEE HOW MUCH PEOPLE LIKE THEM!!!!!!! SO I TELL YOU NOW, QUIZILLA, EmoOfTheSand AND I DIDN'T STEAL OUR OWN STORY, WE WROTE IT TOGETHER, THEREFORE WE SHOULD HAVE IT ON EACH OF OUR ACCOUNTS AS WAS DECIDED BY EACHOTHER!!! IF YOU DELETE IT, WE SHALL SUE YOU FOR ALL YOU'RE WORTH, GET CONTROL OF YOUR WEBSITE AND MAKE IT TO WHERE THERE ARE NO RULES!!!!!!



SO JUST AS A WARNING, DON'T DELETE THEM, AND PLEASE READ THE TEASER AFTER THE 2 WEEKS ARE UP!!!!!



and now, just because it's cute!!!!!!

LEARN THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN EDWARD CULLEN AND CEDRIC DIGGORY!!!!! THEY'RE THE EXACT SAME PERSON!!!!! I'M TIRED OF EXPLAINING TO EVERYONE I MEET THAT EDWARD IS CEDRIC!!!!! AND WHEN I DO, I'M TIRED OF READING, "NO THEIR NOT!!!THE GUY WHO PLAYS CEDRICK IS GAY AND EDWARD(*dreamy sigh...*) KISSED BELLA, SO HES NOT GAY!! STOP SAYING THAT YOU FUKING GAY ASS FAG!!!! I HOPE YOU BURN IN THE PITS OF HELL!!!"



I'M NOT LYING!!!! AND IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME, HERE'S A FEW PICS TO PROVE I'M RIGHT!!!
edward cullen: http://media.photobucket.com/image/edward cullen smiling/XX-FRANK-IERO-XX/edward-smiling.jpg?o=1
cedric diggory:
http://media.photobucket.com/image/cedric diggory/squayla/cedricdiggory.jpg?o=19

FOLLOW THOSE LINKS, AND YOU'LL SEE THAT THEY'RE THE SAME!!! IF I GET ONE MORE MESSAGE SAYING THAT EDWARD CULLEN IS NOT CEDRIC DIGGORY, I WON'T POST ANYTHING UP, EVER AGAIN!!!! DO YOU HEAR ME?!?!?!?! NEVER!!!!!
































and never's a long time.

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not really, i just wanted to say that! Actually, i have tonsillith which is basically stones in the tonsils... yeah, so i have to take pills to make them fall off then hack them up in a very un-lady-like manner... THEY'RE GROSS!!!!!!!!!! i mean, they're all bumpy and white and everything sticks to them and it's just EWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok, so as I clearly said before, I was on youtube and I was watching something by Alfacat, and I read this spam-type-thingy... well, here's what it said:

dnt read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days nw uv startd readn this dnt stp this is so scary snd ths ovr 2 5 vids in 143 mins when ur done press f6 nd ur crush's name wll appear on the screen n big letters ths



Ok, now I can't understand half the words it's saying, but what I did read was, "dnt read this" so, being me, I didn't. then I got curious and I read it. Apparently I'll die in 2 days, but tomorrow will be the best day of my life, and I'll get kissed by David... This is where I don't understand anything. First off, they said, "...post this comment to 3 vids... snd this over 2 5 vids..." then, once I've done that after being scared out of my mind about dieing on Saturday, I asked myself, "Wait... what the FUCK did I just do?!" so I press f6 just to humor myself, and it cancled out the programs I was running... Yeah, don't do that, it's not true...







and, person who started that, YOU MISSPELLED FRIDAY!!!!

I BE SICK, SO I SPIT ON THEE!!! dukes, and duketts..... i am basically like that picture right now on my bed... i am so bored... and i want chicken...... and that's the weird part, i'm vegan!!!! i usually don't want that!! but my horse got a baby today!!!! and she's real cute!


So i failed my math test, broke at least 15 rules in school today, cussed out my favorite teacher cuz he wanted me to do work, and i got straight B's in all of my classes.... my life sucks....







Today i wanted a fruit cup at school, but Jayden forgot to bring the fruit for me, i got a V8 juice today, so that made me happy, and then the school doesn't serve any healthy stuff where i am, and i'm too lazy to move for fruit.... then when i get home, i can't have anything to eat, and i haven't eaten anything in like, 2 and a half days, so I'M STARVING!!!!!

OOOooooook...................................................................................................... I have nothing for this week, and i can't think............................................................................ My head is throbbing, my voice wants to scream, and i can't get Beethoven out of my head...................................................................................................................... I just suddenly thought of Linkin Park, and now i can't get "Fanboy of the Opera" by LeetStreet boys out of the fully numbed mind that is lodged into my crainum................................. For some reason i want to tell you all the password to get into my quizilla account, and that is "laparohysterosalpingo-oophorectomy" which means surgical removal of the uterus, fallopian tubes and ovaries from the abdominal section................................. i just now noticed that all of the periods that i put down are in a straight line and i'm getting all excited over it.....................................................................................................................

Ok, so for this week, i'm going to talk about me. I'm so stupid, that i'm being a hypocrite and drawing a pic of Edward Cullen (dramatic music much?). Yeah, yeah, i know, i'm retarded, but so far, i've got his nose, hair, facial structure, and chest (with a shirt), i just need to do his: eye brows, lips, eyes, and shading.

First, i forgot to update for 2 WHOLE DAYS!!!!! i'm so horrible, huh? oh, and then, i forgot how to spell "for". i put "froem" (don't even ask where that "m" came from...)

Second, i needed to write a love poem, and i decided to shop around for a 100 word minimum love poem on quizilla and turn it in to my teacher.... wow, i forgot to do that!! got an "f" on the assignment cuz i wrote about death that turns into love... apperantly it sounded too much like, "(Don't Fear) The Reaper" and, yeah, i listened to that song, big whoop...

Third, i bitched out a teacher. My art teacher.... and i was drawing a picture... that she so kindly put in the shredder... i guess i'm not supposed to draw on an envelope that she's going to be sending...

Fourth, i got my iPod taken away... on the bus. yea, so you're not supposed to be listening to scream-o on the bus while other kids were able to listen to rap that was basically blaring in my ears.... and then there's the couple that sat behind me... i wanted to drown out the constant kissing and words of nothing...

Fifth, i got my nin-ger headband taken away cuz it's "gang related"... HOW IS THE SUNA HEADBAND GANG RELATED?!?!?!

Sixth, (i did a lot in 9 days...) i bitched out another of my teachers. yea, he said that i wasn't allowed to text during class, and yet someone who was sitting right next to me was texting her ass off... I got my phone back! i put up a good argument, went to the deans, and told my story. he bought the lies spewing out of my mouth.

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then i guess i should tell you who my crush is....



Ok, his name is David Mercurio. he's the sexiest beastie out there with adorable brown eyes, black hair, and he loves animals too!!! he's my perfect match!!

This week I will be talking about my ex-lover, Felicia, and why she shouldn't've worn that REVELAING shirt she called, "Cute" for a guy she hates.

First off, I'M (was) HER LOVER!!!!! She didn't even like Bobbie, and she freely GAVE herself to HIM and not ME, HER LOVER!!!!!! I mean, sure, she had sex with him 5 (i actually forgot the number...) times and then she comes crying to me saying that she didn't want to have sex with him but she was forced, and i was all, "OMG!! Felicia!! Really? He raped you?!" so i was about to march over to him and give him a face full of my boot, but she said, "No, (my name), It's alright. i'll stay away from him, i promice!"
Guess what she does... If you said, "Have sex with Bobbie (aka, Xenmas, ManSex, Kingdom Hearts) again" then you said right. She goes off (with another 5 friends of mine) to have sex with ManSex again, and get this. it was in someone elses house that they didn't even know.... Yea, that's why i'm her EX-LOVER!!! God she gets me so mad sometimes...

Do you guys think she should keep having sex with ManSex or get someone who won't use her for sex....? I'll put up a poll sooner or later... YOU HAVE ONE WEEK TO DECIDE!!!! Oh, and i almost forgot, i pretty much have the entire school talking about her and I cuz i got in a fight with her... yea, it wasn't funny cuz the girls were like, "Ewww... their lesbians, stay away!!" when, I'M BISEXUAL!!!! and, and and and and and andandandand, BOBBIE USES HER FOR SEX!!!!!! HE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT ANYONE BUT HIMSELF AND WRESTLING!!!!!







what? what are you doing here still? It's over... I'm done talking about my ex-lover, you can go now....






Oh... Right..... My crush..... ummmm, i'm kinda embarassed.... but i guess i can tell you, right? you won't tell anyone else! I have complete faith in you!!

SO, my crush's name is

Alright, i got something that may intrest you all. it's a question. and it is, "If you were in Harry Potter and someone (i don't care who) turned a white rose into a person (you) and all you ate was plants, what would that make you?" now, not many people have even made answers that make total sence, but now it's your turn! all you have to do is comment on this post and tell me your answer. not even i have the answer to that....

but anywho! i took that "Who's your fantasy Boyfriend?" (you know the one that has Edward Cullen on it?) and guess what i got?! I GOT THE WEASLEY TWINS!!!!! That made my day.

Now, over the week that has passed, a friend of mine at school and i always have to see if one of the teachers is running. if he's not, we get sad, if he is, we scream and high five eachother. Well, over the week, HE HASN'T RUN FOR 5 DAYS!!! Maybe more, but we got all sad and stuff... why can't he run in 42 degree whether?

In more recent news, I don't have anything retarded to say about my friends... besides the new word we made up!! that word is, Twi-Waffle. Yea, Twi-Waffle.

OH!! i have a crush!!! oh my god he is sexy!!! i'll tell you his name next episode!!

And now, for sad news... My best-est buddies moved... yea, they moved.... one went to Washington, leaving me here all alone in California... and the other one went to another high school... I'm crying i just don't want you to see.... I feel all emo.... Emo's my nickname!! Ha ha!! OHHHHH!!!! i found this really cool piccy!!!! and it's NOT about Kisame either!!!




and now, my song choice for the day!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bl7TiOmUQrI&feature=related

not intended for children.... under the age of 18... you have to make an account to view... sad day....

I adopted a cute lil' March birthstone fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

remember dad, get mom lots of these!!

Ok, so I was messaging some of my friends (you know who you are...) and I suddenly thought, "what's Itachi's mom's name?" so I ask one of my friends that knows everything there is to know about Naruto, and she says, "I don't know Itachi's, but I do know Sasuke's." So I was sitting there, for 10 minutes, thinking, "aren't they related?" so I ask her that, and she says, "No, that's like saying that Hinata and Neji are related." They are! HUUGA IS THEIR LAST NAME!!! So I decide to make a total fail moment and say, "Oh, so that means that Sakura DOES NOT like Sasuke in ANY way, ryte?" and she says back, "Yeah! You get the point now! Basically, by saying that Itachi and Sasuke are related is like saying that they Fourth and Naruto are related."

AREN'T THEY FATHER AND SON?!?!

So that's what happened this week. I'll do something else next week... if I remeber...

OMGOTH!!! i just figured something out! it's about Twilight, so if you're a fan (and i REALLY can't see how you can like the books, cuz i read the first one, liek, 5 times and i still didn't get it, but that's not the point...) you don't want to read this...

I learned that Twilight the movie is a chick-flick--and i didn't even see it!! here are the reasons:
1.) Hot dude, butt ugly chick (OF COURSE IT'S GONNA BE A CHICK FLICK!!)
2.) every girl in my school loves the movie
3.) THE BOOKS ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO GET INTO!!! (for me atleast...)
4.) do i really need a fourth...? but if so, here it is (and it's the MOST crushing of them all...) THEY USED THE DUDE THAT PLAYED CEDRIC DIGORY IN HARRY POTTER IN THIS ONE!!!! GET YOUR OWN ACTORS!!! DON'T USE ONES FROM BEST SELLING MOVIES CUZ IT WON'T MAKE THE CHICK SOUND ANY BETTER!! HER ACTING SUCKS!!!!! SHE'S HORRIBLE!!! HOW CAN SOMEONE EVEN THINK OF PLACING HER ON THAT ROLE!!!!?? I MEAN, SURE, A MONKEY WITH DOWN SYNDROME COULD DO BETTER, BUT THAT'S NOT ANY REASON TO ASSIGN HER THE ROLE!!!
5.) (this is about the books...) Twilight the original, a monkey with a typewriter could do better--no, no a monkey with a drinking problem, dislexia, and down syndrome could write a better book! Even I made a better book!! (not saying that i'm a monkey with a drinking problem, dislexia, and down syndrome)

But yea, that's how i see things... but dude (or chick...) when i move to Forks, Washington, i'm DEFINATELY going to see if there's a well-known doctor, befriend him, and see if his children are vampires... I'm SO gonna do that...

Ok, so i was curious, and i took that quiz on the-n.com which is, "who's your fantasy boyfriend?" and this is what they said:

Your fantasy boyfriend is Edward Cullen from Twilight.

Edward is a tortured soul whose deepest instincts tell him to bite you, but somehow, you know he never will. He's over a hundred years old, so he has a lot to teach you about life, and you're ready for any lesson -- especially if it involves his lips. Your fantasy boyfriend's dazzling smile, seductive voice, and delicious scent are enough to put you in a trance... which makes it even easier to daydream about him. Edward is gorgeous no matter what the weather's like, but on sunny days, he sort of sparkles.

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how was that for awesome!

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There is a reason as to why, before i get to into the story, i read the last chapter. This is because I was just reading a Draco Malfoy love story (and I HATE Draco) and i got to the 14th chapter, got bored and read the end chapter. Appearently Draco dies and i almost cried because of it. Now I cried when Fred died in the 7th book, I cried when Albus died in the 6th book, I even cried when Harry married Ginny, but never in my life, would I have thought I would ACTUALLY cry over Draco's death... but this was just sad... Here is the link to what i read... the last chapter at least...
http://www.quizilla.com/stories/821515/lets-live-while-were-still-young-draco-malfoy-epilogue-the-funeral
No matter how much I didn't want to cry, I still did and now, I will never read another Draco love story unless you can tell me that it DOESN'T END IN TRAGETY!!! (and I know I spelled that wrong, sue me if you don't like it!)
But on lighter news... Oh, eem, GEE!! THERE IS NO LIGHTER NEWS!!!!!

Itachi is a man-whore, Sas-gay is gay, Queeruto is a fag, Sai talks about penis', Sakura is a slut, Ino fell in love with the fag, Orochimaru is hot, Deidara won't stop complaining that art that explodes is better than nonexplosive art, Sasori is crying in his emo corner cuz Deidara is evil, Tobi is a good boy, Zetsu is hungry, so is Choji, Jiyra is dead, Pein (or Pain) is getting more piercings on his face, Kisame is smexy with all of that blue sharky skin that's softer where his-- O//////O going into too much detail, the prayer dude (i forgot his name) is somewhere praying (oh, wow. didn't expect that one!), Tsunade is working, Gaara is being an ass and he won't let me spy on him, Shikamaru is lazy, Temari is worried that Shika is dead, Kankuro is perverted, Kakashi is reading his pervy novels (that will end soon cuz of Jiyra's death), Gai and Lee are training, Neji is shoving his tonge down Tenten's throat, Tenten is happily letting him, Kiba is out somewhere with the not so little Akamaru, Akamaru is enjoying himself, Hinata is still crushing on Naruto, Shino is playing with his bugs, Asuma is trying to get Kurnai's attention (and love), Iruka is treating Naruto to Ramen, the ANBU are doing ANBU stuff, Sarutobi is dead, Naruto's dad is dead, the first is dead, the second is dead, Sarutobi trained the Sannin when he was 26 and they were 14, and i am bored.....

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I adopted a cute lil' October birthstone fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!


aren't they sooooo cute!!! and i got another one!


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I adopted a cute lil' emo fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!


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I adopted a cute lil' poison fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!


and my original fetus....



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I adopted a cute lil' pikachu fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

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I adopted a cute lil' pikachu fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!
and the best thing is, they aren't real!!! their soooooo cute!!!

just testing this for a friend to see if the same thing happens to me