QueenOfTheFlyingBunnies's Journal

Read my other journal post, and comment it. I needs help. PLEASE.

Using the following unrelated items and ideas, create the most reasonable, logical short story possible: flying saucers, tuna fish, the Sahara Desert, orange marmalade, dancing, a guru, poetry, rock music, a speeding ticket, 11:45 a.m., graduation, fourteen music stands, a unicorn, ski slopes, hunger, Las Vegas, the six o'clock news, biology, $400,000, and six warts.

This is my English assignment. I have to write a story, around 700 words, using at least 15 of the above ideas. I'm assuming most of you are a lot more creative than I am, so maybe someone can at least help me get started? We've been working on this for more than two weeks and I haven't started. X.X

If you have any ideas. AT ALL. Post a comment or send me a message.

HELP ME.

...Please?

Okay. It's been a while. I know you've all been having seizures, dying to hear more from me (sarcasm). But if anyone really cares, my official journal is here --> http://fernie777.tripod.com ... It's called "My Blog." (Oh-so-original.) Actually, now it's called "Remnants of That Which Is My Very Existence"... Original enough? XD ... And check out the rest of the site while you're at it...

Therefore, the short and short and shorter of it is: I am done journalling on Quizilla.

Why to never get a boyfriend:

Okay, so on the news yesterday there was a girl who submitted a tape and it was a phone conversation between a girl and her boyfriend. This is how is went...

Amber: Ronny, are you gonna come over tomorrow to meet my mom? Like I said before, she really wants to meet you.

Ronny: Of course, honey. I know how much this means to you. When would you like me to come over?

Amber: How about 6-ish? Hey Ronny, what's that tapping sound?

Ronny: What?! I don't hear anything... You're probably imagining things, sweetheart.

Amber: Quit joking around, Ronny!! Stop making that noise. It's getting louder!

Ronny: I don't joke, you should know that by now... I love you so much, and I would never lie to you...

Amber: It's starting to hurt my ears!!!!! How can you NOT hear that?! Hold on, there's someone at the door... I'll be right back! Don't miss me too much!

****She answers the door and sees Ronny standing there, holding a knife and a phone...

Ronny: Hey, honey... I've missed you...

****He slaughtered Amber and when her parents came at six the next day he killed them too.

If you don't repost this bulletin in two hours, Amber will crawl out from under your bed in your sleep and murder you. The last thing you will see are her rotting eyes and the phone...still in her hand and repost this with the title "Never get a boyfriend; click here for a reason".


I have a question. How would you know that Amber answered the door and that Ronny said "Hey, Honey, I've missed you" if it's all a recording of the phone conversation? And how did the girl get the tape?? Not only is this a gay chain letter, but it's a gay chain letter that some drunken asshole must have written... Christ, stop littering Quizilla...

I just had a friend drop off the face of quizilla... I don't know what happened to her. It says her account is no longer online... I was thinking maybe she changed it and got a new one, but I haven't got a message from her yet saying that's what happened... I wonder if maybe her account was deleted by the quizilla people... She did have a lot of chain letters last time I checked. But I seriously didn't think quizilla ever did anything about that kind stuff... I report chain letters all the time (it's kind of like picking up litter, making quizilla a better place...) and I don't quizilla ever took notice of it or did anything about it... I'll find out sometime. Now I have things to do, buh-bye.

--Chelsea

I thought that since I havent written in a month I will now. All I think I'm going to say is that I kind of like my Poser Test so I'm going to make a second one. I'll probably start a big chain of them. Not that anyone cares... Ah well. (ah yes ive developed a new nickname ^.^, not that you care) _WaRRioR_

Okay theres no new videos YET. (that title grabbed your attention though, huh?) But does anyone else notice this? In the beginning of the Dance Dance video, the girl is playing Sixteen Candles. And in the beginning of Sixteen Candles, the background music is from Sophomore Slump or Comeback of the Year. i expect that the next video will be for that song and there just might be videos for Nobody Puts Baby In The Corner, Of All The Gin Joints In All The World, and/or Our Lawyer Made Us Change The Name Of This Song So We Wouldnt Get Sued.

Yo... my friend just joined quizilla and she wants you to be her friend... her username is "falloutperson" and (you may find this hard to believe) she is more psychotic than i am... she is my master and she led me astray... she is also a super-sexy SINGLE goth bitch!!! if you want to know if she would like you, take my Would I date You? quiz... if you get anything along the lines of "Erin Kathleen", she is awaiting your message... oh yes and if you get me, im single too, just... you know... letting you know... (can you tell erin is here? cuz i cant with all the mountain dew i had)

DOES THIS LOOK FAMILIAR??? ~*~*~How many of you are sick of being called a "freak" or "cutter" just because you are gothic!?! Well i am, and i know we don't deserve it! For one thing, we dont worship satan or drink blood or even cast spells with our evil cults! We are just people...some more heartbroken than others. Another thing, the whole "Oh she's gothic so she spends her whole day slitting open her wrists" thing...stop. Not all goths cut! And for those who do, we have a damn good reason! And ya want to know a secret.....WE CAN SMILE! We can laugh, think, love, everything! We are normal people, and we do not deserve the abuse that we get. We are called names and get bad reputations...makeing our pain even worse! We don't need your sympathy...but we do need your moral. Just stop with the emo jokes and the whole deal with thinking that we can't have fun and spend our whole days crieing and sliceing open our wrists! If you have been abused, our feel remourse for those who have...please repost and spread the word. We don't deserve this...please help it change. write your name and see how many people actually agree and if you have bad comments about this KEEP THEM TO YOURSELVES! Copy and repost and add your username to the list. Thank you~*~*~ Now... i agree with the concept of this... people shouldnt make fun of someone for such idoitic and immature reasons... but i have one problem... Why be goth if you dont like people calling you names or not understanding you?? Why do you want a label that causes you so much pain?? The same goes for preps... a lot of people dont like them but they shouldnt complain about something if they are the one who accepted the label... if you dont want your pain to be any worse, dont give anyone a reason, good or bad, to make it worse. -|-ChelseAnnE-|- Oh yes and id love a comment or so... maybe even start a heated discussion!

People on this site seem to really like this anime stuff. What is it really? One of you weird people with your Full Metal Alchemist or whatever that's called, please introduce me to to the worderful world of anime...

omg im gonna die... how tragic... im kidding, actually i found *ANOTHER* chain letter about some chick that got raped and skinned alive and how i was supposed to be skinned as well. it went on to say i would be suffocated by some little girl that was buried alive. so ill be skinned then suffocated all in one night... suuuuuuure...

WHY?? What is the point behind chain letters? If you see one immediately report it!!! Well you know, you dont really have to listen to me but if theyre pissing you off as much as they are pissing me off, then... report them. Quizilla really needs a better system, they need to delete them as soon they find one.

I'd just like to say that i think everyone should go here http://quizilla.com/content_guidelines.html (dont think thats an illegal link is it?) If you've broken a rule, dont feel bad, even i have... well i have to go so plz read the guidelines and dont ruin quizilla... -|-ChelseaAnne-|-

Wow... i saw this one "quiz" that this girl made. All it had was her msn addy. i dont understand who no one realizes that this is not a chatroom. And i dont understand who no one realizes that your addy is not a quiz... stupid people. cant we post these things on our journals where we're ALLOWED to???? watch... me_luv_moocow@hotmail.com. and that way no one can be as annoyed as i am right now... I say we ("we" being myself all who agree with me) go and search for quizzes like that and report every last one of them... kind of like being one of those guys that goes around a park and collects the litter. Who's with me?

I need an idea for a quiz. Or a story. Something. I made a homepage and started a journal. I have nothing else to do. One of you weird people has to help me. Also i lost my random and i cant find it. I need to restore my random so i can be funny again.