ansems.assistant's Journal

Heh. This is going to be a short post, but I decided I should wage war on Delilah for changing my PROFILE QUOTE! So I kidnapped Roxas. DOOM ON YOU, D! You'll never get him back.


Roxas: Scary in all ways possible.


Ryn: Oh yes. I know. ^-^ P.S.: I'm going to be doing some remodling on my homepage soon............I figure you guys must be REALLY tired of that picture by now! *lol* Maybe I'll put on a little Ienzo? Or maybe....A PONY! -_-* Sorry guys, I'm tired as all crap. *lol* So I'm getting weird.

GUESS WHO! Not Ryn, that's who! I'm Delilah and I'm the HAXOR!


^-^


I'm doing this to hold a vote: Who thinks Ryn should change her Hompage Background?

This is a short journal post about how happy I am that my messages have returned to me!!!


I'M SO HAPPY THAT I MAY GO HIT DELILAH UPSIDE THE HEAD UNTIL SHE'S SO TIRED OF MY HITTING HER THAT SHE HAS TO UPDATE!


*lol* I'm so happy that I may go update IENZO! ZOMG! OR CLOUD! ZOMG TIMES THREE! *giggles* *hugs quizilla* I love you so much, person who fixed my messages, whoever you are. You are magic. I love you. We should totally be best friends. *lol*


THEY'RE BACK!

This is me before a cosplay, I stole my friend's Zabuza sword. *giggles*








Hi everyone...I'm bored again. ^-^ *laughs*


Rai: That's dangerous....*scared*


Ryn: MORE RAIDENA WITH AKATSUKI!


Rai: Gawd.


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Rai: **thinking: I've been here like...six weeks. Not only have I figured NOTHING out...but I'm starting to think like THEM!**


Kure: *skips in* ((Ryn: If you don't know who Kure is, then you are lame. *lol* Read my brother's stories: www.quizilla.com/users/7thHokage/stuff ))


Rai: Who the hell is she?


Kure: Who do you think? I'm your MOTHER!


Itachi: -_-* Ignore her.


Kure: *licks* I'm AMAZING! *drops gun powder*


Deidara: NOT IN HERE!


BOOM


Kure: Too late...heh heh...*giggles*


Deidara: -_-*


Kisame: AH WATER WATER! *runs in circles* MY HAIR'S ON FIRE!


Rai: -_-* **thinking: If these are Naruto's badest bad guys...then there's something wrong with Naruto**


Itachi: I'LL PUT IT OUT! *dumps water*


Leader: SHUT UP! I'm watching my SOAPS!


Itachi: -_-*


Rai: *giggles*


Kisame: *scared* Don't laugh!


Rai: *holds back giggle*


Kure: Uhhhhhhh guyyyyyyys....


Itachi: ZOMG! WHY'S THE TV OFF?!


Leader: WHO DID IT?! THEY'RE DEAD!


Deidara: **Thinks: good chance to get rid of her....** KURE DID IT! *points*


Kure: WHAT?! o.O NO I DIDN'T! *runs behind Sasori*


Sasori: *smiles* Your life after this is going to be short like your art.


Kure: *glare* Meany! *runs away*


Leader: SOMEONE FIX IT!


Itachi: AH! *runs around in circles screaming* SOMEONE FIX IT PLEASE!


Rai: o.O? **thinking: If the Uchiha clan was stupid enough to get slaughtered by this idiot maybe they deserved it...**


Itachi: *runs around* OHMYGAWDOHMYGAWD!!! THE WORLD WILL END! *squeals like a girl and faints*


Leader: *fume fume*


Rai: *walks over, plugs TV back in, Touched By An Angel comes on.*


Leader: How'd you--


Rai: TV unplugged, dude.


Leader: My new favorite! *huggs, takes to chair*


Rai: 0.0


Leader: Popcorn?


Rai: 0.0


Leader: Chocolate?


Rai: 0.0


Leader: Anything?


Rai: 0.0 Chocolate might be nice...


Leader: Good. *gives chocolate*


Rai: Zomg...


Delilah: *runs in* WAIT WAIT! PARTY TIME!


Rai: o.O? How'd she get here?


Ryn: SAME WAY I DID! *party*


Delilah: DR. PEPPER!


Leader: WHERE?!


Delilah: *points* Gave it to Kure.


Leader: *gets some from Kure*


Sasori and DeiDei come over, try to get some from Kure.*


Kure: No way. You tried to sell me out.


Deidara: *pouts*


Sasori: *begs*


Kure: OH! Two cute boys begging me for soda...........who to pick, who to pick. Answer the following question correctly and you get soda. Art is what?


Sasori: Everlasting.


Deidara: A bang.


Sasori: *glare* Everlasting.


Deidara: *glare* A bang.


Sasori: EVERLASTING! *anger anger*


Deidara: A BANG!


Kure: 0.0 Wow. I caused problems.


Kairaishi: *steals Dr. Pepper*


Kure: Hey!


Kairaishi: *laughs* Your hold of the caffine was short lived.


Kure: GIVE IT BACK! *gunpowder*


Kairaishi: Not a smart move. *mumbles: Idiot*


Kure: *glare*


Kairaishi: Hot head.


Kure: Well..you're a...um...YOU'RE A WEAKLING!


Kairaisihi: *evil smile* Oh really? DOOOOOOKUUUUUUUUU!


Kure: Aw shiz. *beaten up by puppet* Ow.


Kairaishi: *gives some soda to Sasori*


Sasori: Ha ha. *sticks tounge out at Deidara*


Rai: Ooookaaaaay.


Sasuke: THIS MUST END! *throws Shuriken at send button.*

Tanoshii: Okay. You know what. I'm tired of people always asking about my freaking family.

Hanka: *giggles* We are a little weird.

Haku: ......I'm dead.......

Tanoshii: 0.0 Right. I'm going to get over the fact that a dead person just showed up for this journal post.

Hanka: Me too.

Haku: Don't ignore me! *tackles*

Tanoshii: Riiiiiight.

Hanka: Hi Haku.

Tanoshii: Anyway....since Ryn is never going to get around to properly explaining my family heritage, I would like to give you a glimpse.

Hanka: ^-^

Tanoshii: For those of you who hadn't already figured it out from the fact I called Hanka my sister in part...er....whatever part that was that Hanka showed up...we are, in fact, related.

Hanka: Yes indeedy doo. Related as related can get.

Tanoshii: Who here acctually read "Tanoshii's Red Dreams"? *the 8 people that read that story raise their hands*

Hanka: That's the best you can hope for, Tanoshii, you're not a very popular character.

Tanoshii: -_-* Why not? I'M AIJOU'S TEAMMATE! I'm like.........her older brother!

Aijou: Tanoshiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! *huggs*

Tanoshii: See? She loves me!

Aijou: I love everyone!

Tanoshii: -_-* Except the Kazekage.

Aijou: No! EXSPECIALLY THE KAZEKAGE! *skips and huggs*

Gaara: 0.0 What the hell?

Temari: WHO GAVE HER ALCHOHOL?!

Lee: Not alcohol! CURRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYY!! *skips*

Aijou: *tackles Gaara* Cookie, sir?

Gaara: Yes please. *takes cookie*

Ino: NOOOOO!

Gaara: *throws cookie, hits Ino in the head, kills her*

Ino: Damn...

Shikamaru: She's dead. What a drag.

Kiba: BARK!

Ino: 0.0 Huh? Wait? I'm alive?

Aijou: Pheonix likes you.

Naruto: COWS!

Aijou: 0.0? Huh?

Naruto: GAMA BUNTA! *summons, passes out*

Akeru: AHHHHHHH! *runs away* I HATE TOADS!

Tanoshii: -_-* Never going to get to explain....*hits publish button* Damn you all.

Rai:  "Hey Itaaaaaachiiiiiii!  I decided I'm evil.  See?"  *holds up dead body*  "See?  I'm EVIIIIIL!"

Itachi:  "ZOMG!!!"  *huggles*  "I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT MY ENTIRE LIFE!!"  *sniffles*

Rai:  "Riiiiiight....so...."   *thinking:  I always knew he was insane*

Itachi:  "YO BOSS!" 

*A few hours later, at Akatsuki HQ*

Rai:  *holds back giggle*  "So THIS is the elite force of Akatsuki?"  *thinking:  Are those two over there a plant and a fish?  0.0?  *

Itachi:  "Yup."

Rai:  *thinking:  A little less impressive than I thought they'd be....*

Itachi:  "If they're all where I left them...then that's Deidara, that's Zetsu, that's Kisame, and that's the Leader.  *whispers:  You don't want to meet the rest of them*"

Rai:  *thinking:  -_-*  Well.  At least they arn't THAT scary.*

Itachi:  "Everyone, this is Rai."

Everyone:  *monotonously*  "Hello Rai."

Itachi:  *whispers:  Whatever you do, don't shake Deidara's hand.  Avoid going near Zetsu alltogether.  Never ask Leader his name, don't talk about Kisame being blue.*

Rai:  *whispers:  Eh....why not?*

Itachi:  *Whispers:  Just believe me.*

Rai:  *Whispers:  Riiiiiight...so....what's going on?*

Deidara:  *whispers:  Why are you two whispering?*  *pops up creepily close to Rai, between her and Itachi.*

Rai:  "AHHHHHH!"  *jumps back*

Itachi:  "No reason.  She's just curious as to what's going on."

Deidara:  "We're waiting."

Rai:  "For what?"

Kisame:  "Touched By An Angel."

Rai:  *thinks:  WHAT?!  THE ELIETE AKATSUKI WATCHES TOUCHED BY AN ANGEL?!?  >,< *   "Uh...really???"

Deidara:  "It's Leader's favorite program."

Rai:  -_-*    **thinking: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!**

Leader:  "It's on.  Gather round."

Raid:  *anime fall, sweat drop*  **thinking:  This is going to be a LOOOOOONG undercover mission.**

Aijou:  Hello everyone!  I'm Aijou Uchiha, and I'm going to demonstrate why you shouldn't annoy Gaara.  *walks over to Gaara*  Hello, Gaara.

Gaara:  What in the hell do you want?

Aijou:  I want to annoy you.

Gaara:  Why would you want to do that?

Aijou:  Because you're cute when you're angry.

Gaara:  Well.  How do you plan on annoying me.

Aijou:  Like this!  *pulls out a stick, pokes him with it.*

Gaara:  What in the hell are you doing?

Aijou:  Poking you with a stick.

Gaara:  Stop that.

Aijou:  I don't want to.

Gaara:  Stop it.

Aijou:  No way.

Gaara:  *grabs stick, snaps it in half.*

Aijou:  That was mean.

Gaara:  I'm not supposed to be nice.

Aijou:  BE KIND TO ONE ANOTHER!

Gaara:  Bite me.

Aijou:  Okay.  *bites Gaara*

Gaara:  *looks annoyed*  I didn't mean literally.

Aijou:  Well...too bad.   I did it anyway.

Gaara:  Well...too bad for you...I have to kill you now.

Aijou:  I'd like to see you try.

Gaara: What do you think would stop me.

Aijou:  This:  ITACHI!

Itachi:  Why do you think I care??

Aijou:  Because I'm going to make you care.  *throws a rock at Itachi while he's not looking*

Itachi:  What the hell?  Who did that?

Aijou:  *points at Gaara*

Gaara:  You don't think he scares me do you?

Itachi: HEY!  I AM WAY SCARIER THAN YOU!!!

 

Gaara:  Yeah....RIGHT!  *laughs*

 

Itachi:  I SLAUGHTERED AN ENTIRE CLAN!

 

Gaara:  I scare everyone in the village of the sand.

 

Itachi:  I can kick Sasuke's ass!

 

Gaara:  SO CAN I!!

 

Itachi:  Hey...really?  Let's be friends.

 

Gaara:  Okay.

 

**ITACHI AND GAARA SKIP AROUND SINGING "THE F.U.N." SONG FROM SPONGEBOB.

Aijou:  Um...this is pretty scary.

Naruto:  Believe it.

Aijou:  OR NOT! 

Akeru:  Ripley's BELIEVE IT OR NOT!

Naruto:  We should be friends!

Aijou:  BEST FRIENDS!

Akeru:  YEAH!!

**ALL SKIP AROUND SINGING THE "F.U.N." SONG, INCLUDING ITACHI AND GAARA WHO NEVER STOPPED**

Sasuke:  This is...a really weird sight...Naruto's an idiot.

Sakura:  Yeah.  You're telling me.

Sasuke:  Hey...what should we do while they be idiots?

Sakura:  I dunno....let's go bug Jiyuu.

Ryn:  I'd be carful about that, he's got attack dogs now.

Sakura:  Huh??

Ryn:  Don't worry about it.

Sakura:  Okay...let's go--

Sasuke:  I think I'm going to go sit in that corner and sulk.

Sakura:  -_-*  Sure thing, Emo Ninja.

Sasuke:  I thought you liked me.

Saukura: I do.  But I just realized Naruto is better.

Naruto:  Really?

Saukura:  NO!  IN YOUR DREAMS!!

Ryn: Don't worry, Naruto, you've got Hinata.

Hinata:  *blushes*

Ino:  What am I doing here??

Gaara:  You're here so I can do this:  *kills Ino*

Sasuke:  One less fangirl to worry about.

Sakura:  Woah...he just killed her................

Aijou:  Now, now, Gaara.  No more of that.

Gaara:  Okay.

Aijou:  UCHIHA FAMILY REUNION!!!

Itachi:  I'd rather not...

Aijou:  WE ARE FAMILY!!  *jumps on him*

Itachi:  Um...okay.  *walks over, pokes Sasuke in the forehead*

Sasuke:  Why are you always doing that??

Itachi:  Because I'm a forehead poker.  Didn't you know that??

Sasuke:  Um....Okay...

Naruto:  This is getting crazy.

Ryn:  Yeah.  You're right.  It's time to go.






LUV RYN!

<br> <br> <br>  Things are lonesome in my household.  There are absolutly no people here at my household.  My mother and father and older sister have gone on a trip to see my brother and my grandmother in Japan...it's just me, the computer, and the cats....

<br> <br> <br>  I wonder when they'll be home, and I worry about them...I need someone to talk to...

<br> <br> <br> that isn't the cat.

<br> <br> <br> <br>  -Ryn