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About Me
Ugh. I'm not unlocking my stories. Seriously. If you really want to read my crap, find me on FictionPress (http://www.fictionpress.com/~insaneinthebrain)
Newest Creations
| Type | Title & Info | Average Rating |
|---|---|---|
| quizzes |
Light A Candle [Anti-Child Abuse] |
5.00 |
| stories |
I'll Be Your EVERYTHING And It Will Mean NOTHING [Based On A True Story] |
5.00 |
| stories |
Dustmitebunny's Ultimate Writing Guide [For ALL Novices, Amateurs & Self-Proclaimed Geniuses] |
5.00 |
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Latest Journal Entry
December 13, 2006
Computer Geek Pickup Lines
I wish to uncompress you over all my disk space.Oh little processer of my desire!
Be the hard drive of my dreams.
We can make beautiful .wav files together.
May we never have any bad CRC's.
I output gibberish as you tap my keypad.
Let's interface our hardware.
Press any key to continue.
Don't worry, the first couple of times it's always Abort, Retry, Fail.
I'll always have cache for you.
No kinky Windows stuff.
I think we should increase our bandwidth.
Well, if that's how you feel, I guess it's time to upgrade.
Oh, you found out about my backups, didn't you?
Trust me, I'm user friendly.
Well, now you've gone and killed my process.
You can't exit yet, you still have stopped jobs!
Phone for you, I think it's your motherboard.
Oh my God, I need to cut back on the sugar! Again, credit goes to GetAmused.com o.0 I didn't write anything except my excerpt xD
