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May 15, 2006

HYPER!!!!

I think I might be hyper!!!!!!!!! OMG! It started out when I was on the phone to Flossie (which I still technically am, poor thing) we were talking about SEX and DRUGS and ROCK AND ROLL and SPEED and WEED and BIRTHCONTROL!!! Coz lifes a bitch and then you die so FUCK THIS SHIT AND LETS GET HIGH (per) I needed sugar badly. So I went on a loooong and dangerous quest to the kitchen where the evil furry pussy was guarding the OMG BLUE FOOD COULORING with its life. It tried to defeat me with the evil wrath of the stinky litter tray, but it's plan foiled by the genius mind of MEH!!!So I mixed the OMG BLUE FOOD COULORING with the YAY! SUGAR! and crack. (not Joels) Yeah. So then once I had drank this mixture I was transported to a wierd and wonderful world. Where penis grew on trees and guys were fucking rabbits (and Flossy) I grabbed and extra large penis and shoved it down my trousers. Now after so many years of saving up for the sex change, I was finally a guy. After exibiting my newly found manlyness (which landed me in prsion for the night) I decided to give Flossie some surprise sex. I then got asreraped by Batman who drugged me with red skittles. Then she was distacted by Emjays staff. (Ohhh, long) I managed to escape. Although it was pretty fun. She can work magic with her penis. Mine is still longer than hers. Mine is longer than everyones. I know! I'll go on a quest to find somone with a longer penis than me. Mind you, that might be impossible. I was getting bored of jerking off, so I decided I wanted some action. However Flossie was busy petting Jeffory, so I was stuck for manwhores. With Jak Osman arseraping Batman too, I didn't even know where to begin. For the mean time, I decided to horribly touture George. Firstly, I started with his hair. I shaved it all off and... OMG it'd be a wicked toilet seat cover! Then I ate his brains. There wasn't much there, though, so I was still pretty hungery. I cut out his spleen and made soup for the homeless. I sold all his other organs for candy. His arse, I gave to Joel. I hope he likes it. I think I might eat his liver. Being a veggie means I cant eat animals, people are fine though. ;) So, after eating Joels liver, I arranged his and George's naked bodies into various sex positions. Heh. Is it still necrophilliacy if both people are dead? I think I might become a necrophilliac. Not for George though. Or Joel. Definatly not Joel. No, I was thinking of killing Darryl, so he can't leave in two weeks. *smug grin* I has got smarts! Well, I dont know if anyone has a larger penis than me. Or whether i'll ever be a girl again. (or if I was in the first place) But the hyperness is definatly wearing off now, so I shall go drink battery acid. Farewell! (why am I so mean to George? I actually really like him!!)

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