fartbubbles's Journal

Hip Pip Hooray! I saw SAW II at last... and it was great too! I won't give away any plot lines or anything incase it spoils it for anyone but ho hum... it was good. This time I went to Greensie coz they're not so tight... stoopid Epping. But yeh, it was good, and to waste some time me and some friends went into Target and put on cowboy hats and King Kong masks and rode around on giant My Little Pony horses. Awesome! Ok... well I better be off... and just a simple poll... OCTOPUS LEGS: YES or NO?? Message!

First of all... I was kinda peed off with my whole family situation. But that's a different story. Then just all this shit was happening. Then I had sport and (this is just funny not bad) my friend hit me in the face at high speed with a tennis ball from a metre away... lolz. Don't worry, my jaw is clicking and my face was numb for a while, but it cracked me up! The thing that really pissed me off though was when I went to movies and wasn't allowed to see Saw 2 coz it was MA15+... grrr. Just missed out. And so I bought a ticket for Corpse Bride. But then when I tried to sneak in, we got into the cinema and a guy was standing in the dark and asked to check our tickets. So we used that famous line... "Hey, wait a minute! This isn't Cinema 6!" and high tailed it out of there. So I sat through ten minutes of Corpse Bride, tried again for Saw 2 and failed and then just went home. A gay GAY day. So here you go Sam, no need for a message. I can't tell you whether Saw 2 was good or not because I DID NOT F'N SEE IT! Ho hum... message plz! Hello Sam and Taema... and hopefully not Anti-cool. >_< Retard. *throws a muffin 2 Henry*

Hehe, what a funny rhyme. Thanks Josh for helping me figure it out! ^_^ Hmm... well, since I don't have much to write in my Journal about I thought I would tell you about how STUPID MY TEACHERS ARE! Far out, they say to me "It's only one small assignment...and you've got a whole two weeks to do it" but do they realise EVERY FRIKEN TEACHER IN THE SCHOOL HAS GIVEN ME "ONE SMALL ASSIGNMENT" THAT ARE ALL DUE @ THE SAME TIME!! Grr... I have all these English ones, plus Music, two Social Studies, Literature and a Maths test... Friken Hell! ARGH! But oh well, I have done my music assignment today... I did it on Papa Roach, only one of the GREATEST FRIKEN BANDS ON EARTH! ^_^ ^_^ I am playing the song Last Resort to the class... but then I have to explain what the song is about and everyone will go "Ah! Suicidal Girl!" *Pfft* Retards... Oh well... I still have a heck of a lot of assignments to be working on so I better get back to them. Luv you all... Luv Jass xxx. PS. My little bro's bday was on Sunday and he turned 7!! It's funnt though coz all this year when people asked me "How old is your brother?" I would say "7" hehe, Oh well. I gave him a Shrek toy, in like a chef's apron and hat and with a spatula in his hand! ^_* But the spoilt brat (^_^) goes "It doesn't talk!" Sheesh, things you have to do to impress young'uns these days. Well, I'm off... Tata! xxx ^_*

Well... I have been basically LIVING at my best mates house as his mum doesn't mind and I get along with his sister and his dad too. So I have been sleeping in the spare room *which has a double bed with electric blanket*! I've just been surfing the net, watching movies, going drive-ins and cinemas and playign XBOX all day there... oh, and skipping school too. ^_^ Recently I've seen: Exorcism Of Emily Rose, Dark Water, Wolf Creek, Into The Blue, The Island, Flight Plan, 40 Year Old Virgin, In Her Shoes... and yeah, I can't quite remember the rest ^_* And also, at school I have learnt Zombie on bass guitar, vocals and now drums! And I have to perform it with my band group next Wednesday!! I have tons of homework pieces and assignments due and overdue... and we are learning a new topic in Maths but already we're having a test in like a week! So... yeah, plenty to write about but nothing interesting!! So, I will update you a little later when at last I have something to update you on!! Tata, Luv Jass. PS. Andrea is cool! ^_^

Hello everybody! Sorry I didn't reply to messages or Journal commenst recently. I was on camp!! I thought it might not be fun at first but it turned out to be a blast! I met up with these awesome girls: Sarah, Em, Steph, Bec, Alicia and so-on plus many more. There was a pool, a massive-as water slide, caneoing, archery, ropes course and all the usual crap but mostly we chilled and talked with the 20 something year olds and messed about with the boys! ;) I got in trouble a lot because the group of girls I hung out with weren't exactly goody-goodies *thank god!*. In fact I got quite a scolding when I almost killed someone on a canoe. But not to fear, she did nto die, only suffer a mild concussion! Hehe, Ok full story: Alicia and Kim were in a canoe and Sarah and I were in another one. And we were hitting each other with paddles and pushing each others canoe and *accidentally* Alicia and Kim's canoe toppled over. *Laughs evily. "And they said they wouldn't need to wear bathers"* But anyway, Sarah and I were laughing so much we didn't realise our canoe was quickly heading towards Alicia's... and more importantly Alicia's head. So by the time we realised it was too late and Alicia's head was sandwiched between her canoe and the sharp point at the front of me. And naturally, her brain went crazy and she went under and was drowning and crap. But she was saved and I was scolded *humph!* and I learnt my lesson, No more pushing on canoes, I swear! *fingers crossed* But yeah, we got into trouble like that ALL the time. And every time the grownups would chase us coz we did something bad we would run into our cabin room abslam the door and when they tried to open it we'd yell "WE'RE NAKED!" and because of privacy laws they weren't allowed into the room. So we'd stay in there and creep out the window or out the door when they got bored and left. We stayed up til all hours of the night (or morning I should say) and were proudly late to breakfast every day *on my honour*! So yeah, it was pretty awesome. Especially camp romances and what-not but I best not be mentioning that on this journal. Ok, well comment if you wish! I know Taema will, won't ya babe ;) Lolz, She's my stalker! YAY!! Ok, well, tata now everyone. Luv Jass x_X_x PS. My jaw is hurting for some reason and my best friend had a mild heart attack on Sunday!!! ^o^ :'(

Ok, about this guy: He is so cute and nice and we talk quite a bit and he doesn't have a girlfriend or anything so I think I have a chance. But hMmMm I don't know what to do. If I ask him out what if it wrecks our relationship? What is the whole thing about asking out your friends? Does anyone have any stories about asking a friend out? Did you two get together? Or did he say no and then you were awkward around each other? I don't wnat that to happen... :| Hmm o.0 I don't know what to do....Comment with advice!!!! Luv Jass xxx

HmMmMmMm Does anyone know of some awesum stories on Quizilla coz I got a few. I prefer PUNK ones or LOVE ones but any are awesum! PLZ COMMENT WITH ANSWERS AND I WILL READ THEM!!! Luv Jass xxx You know you want it ;)

Ok, I'll get straight to it. My sis's mate Ben got bashed the other day for dressing punk. Him and his mate Sam where walking down the street and some drunk guys were having a brawl so they decided to just go back to the apartment and then some guys like "Come here you fag!" and the guy and his friends went up to Ben and Sam and were yelling at him saying "Why do you dress like that?" and shit and then he was trying to keep them calm so he goes "Because this is the style I prefer" *so brave*. And then some guy hit him while he dodge the other dude. And they coudln't run coz there were all these guys chasing em and he thought if he ran then they might get Sam *so so brave* so they bashed and him and then left him there, ignoring Sam. And now he has picks on his MySpace of his eye being all red coz the capilleries *spl?* broke and shit. And he's all bruised but you're still EVER SO PRETTY BENNY! So yeah, this just makes me hate all you people who hate punks even more!! Go get yourselves a life all you stereotypers... get to know someone b4 you bag them. And how can you say ALL PUNKS are try-hard idiots when you haven't even met them all! That's a bit stupid DON'T YOU THINK!!!!! Ok, well that's enough for today, I'm off to listen to the BEST FUCKING MUSIC EVER! *punk of course* So, er! *pokes tongue out* (not to any 'nice' plz reading his tho) PLEASE COMMENT SO I KNOW I'M NOT ALONE IN BEING SO AGRO ABOUT THIS!!!! Luv Jass, xxx PS. PUNKS FUCKING ROCK!!!!

Hehe, this is not a dirty message about being wet...(Yeah, I know what you were thinking when you clicked on this!) But nah, seriously, I once gonna walk home today but didn't make it as it began pouring down. Me and my mate Janelle sheltered ourselves @ the Stables and my mum picked me up!! Well, yeah Janelle just left so ho hum, I'm bored... Comment with some crazy sentence to un-bore me. ;) Luv everyone, Luv Jass, xxx PS. Why not comment with something about upsidedown purple monkeys. I hear they're all the rage these days! :P

If you’re one of these people that stereotype Goths and Punks then this message is for you. Listen closely, you might just learn something. I don’t know whether you’re a good person or not, and frankly, I don’t care. But I just did a quiz titled something along the lines of “Are you Punk, Prep, Goth or Unique?” and got yet again another of those answers saying I’m some person that slits my wrists in dark corners. And yep, I got Punk. But what the fuck is it with everyone saying punks are all depressed and shit? And Goths too. What’s wrong with being into heavy metal music and shit. Have you even heard The Used or anything? They’re “normal” songs. What about MCR? They’re on the friken radio! Does that mean that all people that listen to the radio are all gonna de depressed and shit? I really wish people would shut up and get their facts straight. Punks aren’t people that sit in their rooms and shit their wrists all day. My mate are punk and we do all the “normal teen stuff” that everyone else does. We skate, go to gigs and to the movies. We hang @ each others houses… what the hell’s wrong with that? Just like with RnB music, we have songs about love, friendship, losing people and death too. Why not bag people that listen to racist sexist music? Or is that “cool”? Let’s all “fuck that hoe with the tight ass” and “shoot a nigga”. Would that make me “cool”? What would you call a Punk band? Slipknot? Well, here’s lyrics of Slipknot I like: ------------- She is everything to me The unrequited dream A song that no one sings The unattainable, Shes a myth that I have to believe in All I need to make it real is one more reason ------------- Does that sound like the kind of music you would slit your wrists to? And that song doesn’t even have any screaming or shit in it! And don’t you think, dressing like a punk is something you have to have courage and passion to do since there are so many people stereotyping us out there that will bag us and tease us. So, to everyone out there that stereotypes Goths and punks, go have a look in the mirror. Maybe you're the ones who are insecure. Maybe you're the ones that want to kill yourselves! Think about it. Read the other posts in my journal! Do I sound like some suicidal freak? Do I only talk about death and shit? No, I didn't think so.

ANDREA'S SAYINGS: "Wel, hello my little chickens...How you doing?"-----"I Luff Yew..."-----"Come again?"-----"I'm sorry, what's that now?"-----"No honey chicken for yew...no lemon chicken either!!"-----"Well, hello there"-----"Andrea moment (It's really Nicole moment but don't tell Andrea that...hehe"-----"I love Chop Suey!"-----"Look at this one!"-----"I tell people secrets, it makes them like me ;)"-----"SomeBODY named GELLAR and someBODY else named BING!"-----"Went to the store, sat on Santa's lap, asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap. He said 'What you need, Is to write them a song' You haven't heard it yet so don't try to sing along. So don't sing along. Monica Monica, have a happy Hannuka, Saw Santa Claus, He said hello to Ross, and please tell Joey Christmas will be snowy! And Rachel and Chandler, have a happy handler."-----"(Andrea: Presses down on throat) Hi!"-----AND MOST OF ALL! Andrea's special wave!!!! And out special handshake together!! :) :) So that's a bit about my friend Andrea, I know, she's a bit crazy like me, but hey, aren't we all? Once you get to know her she's really funny and she shows you a good time. ;) Lmao, not in the sexual way though... PS. She's very slow...eg, (Guy: Do you masturbate?) (Andrea: I'm not a guy.) LMAO, We love you Andrea!! My muffin ate your muffin!!! Say hi to your mum for me!! And Andrea's last saying= "Was it good for yew??" Lmao!! :P

Hmm....talking to "that" guy at the moment...don't know what to do.... :(

I really like this dude that I have been talking to on MSN for a while (but I know him in person too!) but I haven't told him that I like him. I know this is a stupid Journal entry that will not interest any of yous but I just kind of have to get this off my chest. I want to get him to like me, but I don't know how. I'm just treating him like I would a friend, because I don't want to full flirt with him coz I'm not like that, I'd prefer to be mates with a guy before I date them so I know what they are truly like. Well, yeah, if anyone has any ideas plus COMMENT! I don't know whether to tell him, or whether to just remain his mate. He seems interested in me coz he always asks who I like and we talk all the time on MSN and shit... hmm... WHAT DO I DO?!?!?!?! Any ideas will be welcome... Thanx for reading, luv u all. Bye, Luv Ja55, xxx

Yep, as the excerpt suggests... I got new volleys! They're awesome and they're black with white skulls all over them. They're the Dunlop ones and they were $40 but I got them for cheaper (Nathanael: Scab!) (Me: You're just jealous I have th best Volleys in the world!) Well yeah, not much is up since last time I posted... I am staying at my mates house Nathanael's as I do every weekend. He is watching TV as I write this... Well, this is a short blog but I will leave it at this and add another one about my other reason I am writing a journal entry! *continues with insane happy dance* Tata!! Luv Jass, xxx

"Hello ladies and gentlemen. Tonights fight will be one to remember! Let's begin." Little fat toothless men grab purple hairless elephant and load into catapult then aims at ogre and presses BIG RED BUTTON titled FIRE. Reply with the ogre's move o_0. hehe, i am so bored...as u can tell by this stoopid as journal msg...:P

Hello peoples! Guess what I made today in Baking and Food Dec.? Cupcakes! (Me: *runs in circles screaming wildly) I know, nothing special, but this time nothing went wrong. Me and my partner Jess usually forget the salt or something. Or burn them, drop them, lose them (I know, how is that possible when they're in an oven?!) or something else goes wrong. But this time nothing! We put all the ingrediants in and they turned out perfect, like something you'd see in a book! (You: No way!) (Me: "I love you, you love me, Barney gave me HIV...") Well, I know, that's probably not a good enough reason to write a journal entry but if my life isn't interesting enough for you then fine. (Me: *pokes out tongue*) Sorry I didn't post over the weekend coz I slept at my mates house and he wanted me to stay again and again and so I ended up staying from Friday night until Monday morning and then my mother wouldn't let me stay out on another school night. Pfft, parents. *rolls eyes*. But on the weekend I saw Nightwatch and stayed up till what ever hour of the morning watching horrors and scaring TrumpetBum and HoneyCombSexual. Luv u guyz!! Oh, and I scared Jenny too. I also made up a song about Chop Suey! Comment if you love me and want to hear it!!!! And now I was just about to write something but I forgot! God, don't you feel gay when you do that. Well I have made this too long as usual and will stop now. If you are still reading then you are a good friend. If you comment then you the bestest pie in the world!! Yes I said pie... Ok well I'm off now. If you have nothing to post about plz post about STOLEN TURTLES and HITTING PEOPLE OVER THE HEAD WITH GOATS or why not be creative and combine the two! There's a thought! Err, I sound like my English teacher. Then if you do post about that shit I will know that you actually read this far. Well I'm off to pick on the little chubby men with no teeth that live under my bed. Tata, Randomly Randy...mwahahahahahaha.com Luv Jass.com www.xxx.com Hehe, now I am obsessed with dot comym thingos :) :) Tata!

Hehe, If you're wondering about my title, it is from Rugrats... Chucky says it coz he thinks when he cries his "FairyBobmother" will appear. But aniwaiiz, I am writing on SERIOUS BUSINESS! AON (One of the best bands of all time!) has split up! Yes, I know, I am crying too. Apparently ROSS (the drummer), had a fight with MARCUS (the singer) and now ROSS has left! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I know half of yous won't care coz you don't know 'em but they are my mates and I just thought I should dedicate one of my journal blogs to them. (Nick: What a sweet thought Jass) (Me: *blsuhing* Oh, it's nothing really Nick, I just love the beautiful music you play) (Nick: I love you!) (Me: I love you too Nick! *kissing noises...creaking bed noises...*) Ok, ok, so I might have gotten a bit carried away, but soz, Nick is so hot (he is the guitarist btw) and he is my matey and he works at Planet 13 Epping for all of yous who want to check him out! (Me: You better not check him out... he is mine!) But aniwaiiz, pray that they will get back together pplz! Pray tell your lips have blisters and are bursting with pus! (You: Ok that's not a very nice image...) (Me: Sorry) But seriously guyz, first DISMAY, now ALL OR NOTHING! Who am I left with? Now what gigs can i turn up to and scream and headbang too? (You: *opens mouth to speak) (Me: Shut up! It's not the same!) Ok, well now that my keyboard is getting quite slippery from my tears I will say goodbye. Luv you all! Luv Jass xxx

Hi everybody! Guess what? Today the kids in my court stumbled upon two baby birds fallen out of their nests... They picked em up (Me: Isn't that what your not supposed to do?) and carried em into my house! They were the ugliest things I'd ever seen with covered up eyes, hardly any feathers and just stuff sticking out everywhere. We didn't know what to do so we just put them back under the tree (It was quite a thick tree so we couldn't find the nest) and then we left em there and locked my cat inside. (PS. My cat is named Pepsi and she is all black, quite the evil one indeed). Well, aniwayz, I'm out. Got any freaky nature stories? Feel free to share. Okz, bub byez Luv Jass xxx *cheep*

Well, what to say? I'm watching Simpsons... well I was watching Simpsons, now it's CSI. Eww... like I want to see a week old dead person that they found in a closet. *Ok, ok, I lie. I luv this show.* Today at school I got waterbombed. (You: No way!) (Me: *nodding* It's true. It's all true.) And the culprit: My neighbour and ex-boyfriend... (You: *gasp*) I know, horrible. But don't worry, I will get him back. (Me: Mwahahahahaha) (You: *backs away into corner giving me a scared look*) Help me think of some revenge I can do that won't make his mum yell at me all that much. Ani ideas are welcome! Bye Luv Jass! xxx