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I love it when people say, "I don't see gender, I just see people". It's like theyre saying 'My heart is in the right place, but fuck I'm stupid". - ASW
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- Nov 2nd, 2009
About Me
"Well, hot damn. That's all I have to say. Hot. Damn."
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Prom Queen To... Metalhead Bitch??? What Is HAPPENING To Me??? [27] Dig |
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Prom Queen To... Metalhead Bitch??? What Is HAPPENING To Me??? [26] Away |
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Huntress. 16. |
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Myths And Facts About Girls That Every Boy Should Know (15) |
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Prom Queen To... Metalhead Bitch??? What Is HAPPENING To Me??? [25] Chapter 13 |
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Latest Journal Entry
October 29, 2009
General Life Advice From Me To You
Ok, so... I'm not very old.Not in the scheme of things, anyway. But over the course of the nearly-twenty years I've been on this Earth I've learned some things I'd like to share with you all. They're simple things, but very important; kind of like breathing.
1. Brush Your Teeth.
I'm dead serious. This might sound weird so I'll give a little background info: I'm currently earning money for Uni working as a dental nurse. This means I stare inside people's mouths all day, suctioning spit and trying not to vomit. So here it is, from someone who knows: BRUSH YOUR GODDAMN TEETH. It will pay off later in life when you don't have a rotting-from-the-inside, cavity-filled mouth.
2. Make the Effort with your Friends
Especially after you leave school, because they're not going to be around much after that, unless you live like a street away. Someone has to go out on a limb to keep it going and it may as well be you.
3. Read A Lot
This is a big one and it's really important. Doesn't matter if its magazines, online stories, newspapers, books, whatever. The more you read the smarter you get. Except of course if you read some of the stories on the Most Popular here. Then the effect is reversed.
4. Buy Great Shoes
You'll regret it later if you don't and they go out of stock. Unless it's obscenely expensive and/or you'll have to take money out of the crack fund to buy them, do it.
5. Remember Peoples' Birthdays
Just think, if you don't, nobody might and they'll feel alone on their birthday. Just a facebook message will do, and suddenly you're the nicest girl on the web.
6. Take Lots of Photos
Otherwise you'll have precious little but fleeting memory sounds and images to remember the present and the past by - it's easier when there's proof. Take as many crazy pictures as you can - and SMILE.
7. Read/Watch as much Comedy as Possible
Laughing is great for everyone and everything (except funerals, et cetera; common sense should prevail) and so the more often you do it the better. Nuf said.
8. Exercise
You might not think it matters, but it does. A LOT. Physical activity has a HUGE impact on both your body and your mind - and people don't even notice most of the time. It doesn't even have to be strenuous: just go for a walk, or something. You'll feel less like killing yourself when the chips are down.
9. Read FML.com.
It makes you feel better about your own life. Sometimes.
10. Don't Hate Me For Telling You What To Do
Just trying to impart some wisdom :) Also I ran out of stuff at nine, which is annoying. Maybe number 10 can be: update your stories on time, so people don't hate you. Only that would be kind of hypocritical, right?
Anyway, mull it over. I'm off to bed.
Nighty night
xx
Daily Horoscope
Nov 9th, 2009
Read Full HoroscopeTaurus
Ask someone else to arbitrate when you and a friend or family member start arguing -- a bit of objectivity can make things work. It might not be the result you want, but it's good enough to quell this little squabble.
