You know, I really am an awful person. I was so sure I'd go to school today, but then I managed to faint at breakfast. So extremely un-nerd-ish of me, to the extent of being rebellious. And that is how I missed yet another day of school. I can't wait for the Principal to show up at my house with a baseball bat and viciously beat my body into a pulp.
No, that's too cliche. She is much more likely to use a bucket, or maybe an army of retired Ninjas. Just to watch that spectacular show, I will stay at home forever more and wait for that dramatic and heroic death.
That would be, at least, a much more efficient waste of time, if compared to the patient slumber in which so many hopless romantics expect their Prince Charming. It should be obvious to the most optimistic of us that Cinderella got him first. There are no perfect men, just as there are no perfect people.
We are all, perhaps to different degrees, only human, internally and externally flooding with vivid faults and flaws. Jealousy. Overly plump noses. Greed. Bad habits. Treasion. Lazyness. The list goes on, and it is for you to continue.
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poisonruby's Journal
June 11, 2006
Teen Angst and Randomness
Don't say it's purple; it's indigo. Let's all congregate around it and worship the meaninglessness of life. Sounds like the funnest idea ever.
Don't go assuming that I'm in a bad mood. Actualy, I am in a very good mood, which is the reason I sound so pissed off. When I'm in a bad mood, I tell jokes and sing. Surprisingly I'm not that bad a singer. I'm in a band, it's so much fun. We are playing at the youth club next Friday. We still don't have a name, so we are calling ourselves Adam's Band.
My brothers are currently trying to figure out the gender of our two goldfish, and hence discover the reason for their lack of reproduction. My brothers are idiots, but I still love them. Except for Pete, who is my twin. He thinks he's a gangsta. I think he's a loser. Not because he thinks he's a gangsta, for various other reasons. We don't get along at all.
Question of the day: does anyone else still sleep with their teddy bear? Be honest now.
Edit: Damn, I just realised that my comments were set on 'nobody'. That would probably explain why people PM me instead of commenting. Geez, I'm smart. I should be a Professor, and teach kids how to mess up journal entries on Quizilla.
Don't go assuming that I'm in a bad mood. Actualy, I am in a very good mood, which is the reason I sound so pissed off. When I'm in a bad mood, I tell jokes and sing. Surprisingly I'm not that bad a singer. I'm in a band, it's so much fun. We are playing at the youth club next Friday. We still don't have a name, so we are calling ourselves Adam's Band.
My brothers are currently trying to figure out the gender of our two goldfish, and hence discover the reason for their lack of reproduction. My brothers are idiots, but I still love them. Except for Pete, who is my twin. He thinks he's a gangsta. I think he's a loser. Not because he thinks he's a gangsta, for various other reasons. We don't get along at all.
Question of the day: does anyone else still sleep with their teddy bear? Be honest now.
Edit: Damn, I just realised that my comments were set on 'nobody'. That would probably explain why people PM me instead of commenting. Geez, I'm smart. I should be a Professor, and teach kids how to mess up journal entries on Quizilla.
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