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And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space, cos there's bugger all down here on earth- Monty Python
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Leprosy Lad and Seizure Girl Season 2- the pine nuts of doom ~Part 4~ |
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Leprosy Lad and Seizure Girl Season 2- The pine nuts of doom ~Part 3~ |
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Leprosy Lad and Seizure Girl Season 2- The pine nuts of doom ~Part 2~ |
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Leprosy Lad and Seizure Girl Season 2- The pine nuts of doom ~Part 1~ |
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Random Story That Makes No Sense ~Part 2~ |
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Latest Journal Entry
January 6, 2006
Saturday, 7January 2006
Well, I got a new watch today... the only probalem being that it has no numbers... so it may not be a watch at all! I have concluded that, since it ticks, it is a timebomb. Damn these designer timebombs, you never know when they will go off!! I plan to send a letter to the makers... it will go like this- Dear 'Swatch' Managers, if that is your real names...I have recently purchased one of your funky new time bombs and can hear it ticking down but would like to know when it will go off. If I do not get a reply before it goes off and I die I will sue you for all the money you have. And for thet matter, if you don't reply within two days I will be forced to smash the time bomb to peices and get a refund under the terms that it fell apart on its own.
Regards, Random customer.
Do you like it?? I thought it was really catchy!!! anyway, I need to go post this... bye!!!
Daily Horoscope
May 27th, 2012
Read Full HoroscopeCapricorn
You have so much creative energy coursing through you today that you might just find a way to fix that old problem that still hasn't gone away. Whatever you do, try to share it with your friends.
