So has anyone taken the chance to look around on the highest rated lately? I looked today, and I am freaking out at what I'm seeing. I thought the Naruto craze was bad, but the Twilight craze is just the most scary thing I've ever seen.
People seem to disregard the fact that all the characters they're writing fan fiction about are already in a pre-existing relationship. One of the things that I would NEVER do is go against canon and break up a couple. The only somewhat ok thing is if it's before the couple was together.
But now titles are just like:
][][][] *INSERT CULLEN HERE* *INSERT SONG NAME FOR CHAPTER TITLE* *INSERT NUMBER HERE* []][][
Here are some examples:
He operated on my heart, but it didn't take the pain away(Carlisle Cullen)16
I'm sorry but that title is just horribly cheesy.
[Adam Lambert/Kris Allen] This Is What Love Looks Like [2/2]
This burns my eyes. Honestly people. Honestly. Adam Lambert may be gay, but he's in a relationship. Kris Allen is married to a GIRL.
In love with my kidnapper, WTF is wrong with me? (12)
Actually there's a term for this where you fall for your kidnapper. I forget what it is, basically it's survival instincts. Treat them nicely, they will treat you nicely, etc etc.
Transfered to An All Boys School Because I Look Like A Boy..But I'm A GIRL!!
Honestly. In your school papers it SHOULD say whether your female or male. Either way, it would have taken one moment of speaking up and saying 'DUDES. I'M A CHICK.'
Oneshot [Dean Winchester] Too stubborn to love [part two]
These I don't get. They say they're one shots, but then they have like a million parts. -_- Confusing much?
Kidnapped And Force To Go To An All Boy School The Best Part Is That Their All Vampires And I'm Blind [22]
Really? Vampires, all boys school, kidnapped AND BLIND? The only original part of that is the blindness. Seriously people, wtf.
I cringe everytime I go through the highest rated now. Like why God? Why have you done this?
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Just When You Thought Fan Fiction Couldn't Get Worse
Posted at 8:56 PM EST on Monday, July 6, 2009
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@ 2:59 AM EST on Tuesday, June 29, 2010, BloodyPuma said:
alas. the reason why i seldom visit this site has come up. In all honesty, i have come to LOATH twilight in all its forms. and i'd like to read a story or take a quiz that doesnt involve romance in any shape way or form.@ 8:28 AM EST on Sunday, March 7, 2010, smiles1116 said:
I'm in total agreement. Don't go against canon. That's just sick and wrong. DX But I guess the good part about the Naruto craze was that there weren't a lot of canon pairings to break up like in Twilight, where everyone was paired up already. XP (And if you're interested, the diagnosis is "Stockholm syndrome" ^ ^)@ 8:20 PM EST on Wednesday, November 25, 2009, Pocky-Empress said:
Haha, I give you major props[: Writing used to be about expressing your feelings toward your fictional crush, but now they write according to mainstream standards, and these are the consequences. It's a pity, really.@ 12:34 PM EST on Sunday, October 25, 2009, ninjababy said:
HAhahahaha! xD But you have to give them credit for writing xD hahaha!@ 3:02 AM EST on Sunday, August 9, 2009, SimpleXisXBest said:
I agree as well, the twilight craze had to come to an end soon, or I might have to leave quizilla. It used to be when you clicked 'random quiz' it would send you to 'whats your shoe type' or something but now its "WHO'S YOUR TWILIGHT BABY DADDY?!" Arg, gross.@ 3:02 AM EST on Sunday, August 9, 2009, SimpleXisXBest said:
I agree as well, the twilight craze had to come to an end soon, or I might have to leave quizilla. It used to be when you clicked 'random quiz' it would send you to 'whats your shoe type' or something but now its "WHO'S YOUR TWILIGHT BABY DADDY?!" Arg, gross.@ 7:39 PM EST on Saturday, July 25, 2009, emichan021 said:
OMFG i totally agree with you :) the twilight craze is freaking me out. HARRY POTTER FOREVER!!! (I cant say that i haven't used song titles as my chapter titles, though im trying not too... *cringes back in guilt.*