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October 14, 2007
18 or lower means you're not stupid.
[] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
So far: 1
[x] You have ran into a tree.
[X] It IS possible to lick your elbow
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[] You just tried to sing them
So far: 5
[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[] Your hair is blonde.
[x] People have called you slow
So far: 8
[] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[] You've fallen asleep in class
[x] If someone says "fart" you laugh
So far: 10
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
[] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
So far: 13
[] You have eaten a bug.
[x] You are looking at this when you should be doing something important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
So far: 17
[] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you
[x] You break a lot of things.
So far: 18
[] Your friends/family know not to use big words around you
[x] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
So far: 20
[x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
[x] The word "uhhhh" is used many times a day.
So far: 22
Respost as "I've done __ out of 36 stupid things'' Wow. I've done a lot of stupid stuff...
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You can see plainly what needs to be done -- that means you don't have many good excuses for not doing it. You're better off just walking through the discomfort and emerging on the other side. It's so much easier that way.
Your energy levels are bouncing around all over the place and keeping you guessing. Try not to worry if you slow down to a stop at some point -- you should speed right back up again before too long.
People want way too much out of you today, but you can at least give them what you're capable of. If they start to get whiny after that, remind them you're only human -- that should shut them up.