zip.x.zoom's Journal

Hello all!
Jeez, I haven't made a journal post in ages lol

Anyway. I'm just here to tell you about my new account! :D

It's called CarBedReviews and it's a story review site.
So add us and send us your stories so we can review them =]

Oh, it's true. I have recently thought up yet another story idea.
I bet you're thinking 'But you haven't even updated your current stories in a while' Well, 2 words for you, broken computer.
I'd like something to work on that isn't saved on my computer, so the only way is to come up with a new story idea.

Alrighty, I was thinking of making a Ryouga (from Ranma 1/2) mini-series/oneshot or something. Would anyone read it? Other than real-life friends of course. They read everything of mine and i do the same with their creations.

so... my computer still isn't fixed =/

I'm a little less upset about it, but I wish I could work on my stories a little. too bad they're all written into mid-chapter and saved onto my computer (which still wont turn on)
I'm using my mom's laptop for the time being.

I'm really bored too, so be nice and talk to me (like xxmusicismydrugxx). I don't care what it's about. Vent to me, grieve to me, chat with me. Please? loll

I recieved a message and feel like being nice, so.....


go here and join please and thanks.
http://bloodreapersden.proboards80.com/index.cgi


=]

I'm so pissed and depressed and grrrr.... I don't know.

My computer is so far beyond ed, the motor won't start so the power-up won't kick in. In short terms, my already slow updating will be even slower until I get my computer figured out. My mom's doing her best to fix it so I hope it's fixed soon, but I don'tknow for sure.

I really don't give a about my computer, I just don't want to lose all my stories. If I do I'll cry. I'm regretting not backing my up or at least saving it to my email.

Oh well. Live and learn, right?


Anyway, talk to you all later.
pce
~Erika

No, I'm not hosting a contest of any sort (even though I kind of want to) BUT my friend Yumiko is!

You can enter her contest with a banner, story, or both. So, go here for the rules and regulations.

Good luck and have fun! =]]]

Okies, I have two questions where I think I know the answer, but I'm not entirely sure and I'd like to know the real answer before I type it in my story.

Anywho, I need to know:
1) What's Shikamaru's mom's name? Is it Yoshino, 'cause that's what I thought but  can't find info on it anywhere =/

2)And what's Shikamaru's dad's name? I think it's Shikaku or something, but I'm not entirely sure


If anyone knows for sure please please comment and tell me. It'll be greatly appreciated.

~Erika

2 TOUGH QUESTIONS


Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?





Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.!





Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.
Here are the facts about the three candidates. Who would you vote for?


Candidate A.

Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist
He's had two mistresses.
He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.


Candidate B.

He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in
college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.


Candidate C

He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an
occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.





Which of these candidates would be your choice?





Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the response.





















Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.








And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:

If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.




Pretty interesting isn't it?
Makes a person think before judging someone.


Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep reading..



Never be afraid to try something new.


Remember:

Amateurs...built the ark.
Professionals...built the Titanic




And Finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a little more
than 500 employees and has the following statistics:

* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in th e last year...



Can you guess which organization this is?


Give up yet?











It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.

The same group that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to
keep the rest of us in line.

http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=27501015

http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=27500189




my team (marroon) won too!!

so go me lol

I am moving my Fred Weasley story, FireWhiskey, to my joint account Ultima.Writing.Team.Go

I am deleting the story off of this account so be sure to go there for new chapters and updates and such




Thanks,
~Zippy-chan

WHEN GIRLS DON'T PUT OUT

(girls DON'T read this if u don't have a sense of humor)

This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart. and funny so just go with it
(Girls -- Have a sense of humor!)


One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like
it, I just want you to hold me."

I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...

"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit."

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?"

I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.



Alright girls. Repost this if you agree. Hell even if you disagree, repost it.

Men, repost this because you have balls

Please, please, please go here and vote for Brae.


My friend needs this domain and we'd both really appreciate it if you voted.

Every vote counts!
~Zippy

i changed the results of part fourteen of Blood, Fire, Earth.


GO READ



~Zippy-chan

I've finally updated Bullshit and Blood, Fire, Earth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YAY!!!!!!!!!!

I hope you all read it and like it!!



~~Zippy-chan

I deleted my original story. i dont feel like writing it anymore cause itd be a true story about me and im trying to move on with my life not dwell on the past, which is what that story was making me do. if you liked it then im sorry, but i just cant write it if i plan on moving forward with my life.

If you read part seven of my Blood, Fire, Earth story go read it again because I just added what was two pages on microsoft word to it.
So, if you don't you may be lost when you read part eight (whenever i type it up).


~Erika~